Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[magicrat]

Palace need to introduce a chromosome count for their supporters. Some candidates for the missing link there

[aws]

Palace need to introduce a chromosome count for their supporters. Some candidates for the missing link there

Sarf Laandan innit. The ones with a brain cell get to follow Charlton, the others get divvied up between Palace and Millwall.

[milky]

Corner well and truly turned. A famous victory.

[Tj hooker]

Cue the Sunday papers in major arse licking mode tomorrow

[Harry Squatter]

Good result, gives him some credit with the owners.

 

Just wait til we smash them at Old Trafford in March

[skend04]

The more he can eek out little mid-table wins inbetween the enevitable bummings to survive the chop until at least wasting another £50/£60m in a transfer window the better. He'll be carted off in a full-on Herbert Lom/Inspector Dreyfuss moment twitching like a mong and screaming about conspiracies by the end.

[skend04]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-toni-kroos-3177729

 

At this rate Moyes might not only keep them out of Europe next season he could also bankrupt the club.

[LFC64]

How is he expected to deliver more than he already has when he's only been given 65m for 2 of his rival's midfielders to add to a PL winning squad? Cut him some slack

[Sut]

he sleeps where Wayne Rooney's agent tells him to sleep

On the Stretford End?

[dandyman]

Mate of mine (a manc) was giving it the "squad isn't good enough" shouldn't have won the league last season, he needs another full season to get it right.......... For the first time I had to agree with him (and pray to god that they do give him another three transfer windows)... Oh the joy beholden!

[aladdinsane]

I know Moyes has quite simply been atrocious for them but I just can't rest until they are out the CL and it's mathematically impossible for them to catch us.

[Phoenix]

Need Olympiacos to at least keep the tie alive today. A  couple goal win or a draw.

 

The return leg is  a couple of days after our game with them.

[Stickman]

Moyes sleeps at night with his head on a pillow stuffed with his own arse hair.

Isn't that the same stuff on Wayne's head?

[razor]

God I hope Palace batter them, spoken like a true bitter about meeting Maradona in Dubai;

"It was great to see him," joked Moyes. "If you are a Scot like me, he is one of our idols!"

 

I actually like that quote.  The Tartan Army have a Maradonna song don't they?

 

Good stuff.

[Dr Nowt]

I just want United to go out now. They're dead in the league, this would end their season despite inevitable protestations to the contrary.

 

It would also make Sméagol look an even bigger chump - credit for continually finding another gear in that regard Dave - after his comments that if we could win it they can, and send their season into the sort of limp apathy for something previously engaging that's usually experienced by males puffing on a post-coital cigarette.

 

United waking up tomorrow to his grim face beaming down at them and wondering if Ferguson spiked their drink appeals to me hugely.

[bossy]

He spoke about 'doing a Liverpool' in CL. They'll love that on red cafe.

[Dr Nowt]

Irrespective of what anyone thinks of Benitez, he broke the El Classico monopoly twice to win La Liga, had already won the UEFA Cup once and has now done so twice with a further Champions League win and defeat in the final to boot, having found ways to beat better teams en route entirely in keeping with his track record.

Not to mention the FA Cup, as aside from being a manager who knows how to beat the best to win trophies, Rafa is a noted master of tactics specifically in European football.

Moyes is a deluded, obnoxious cunt gibbon at the best of times, but even for him that comparison is pretty amazing. Any journalist who didn't openly smirk at that needs to have a chat with themselves.

[Spy Bee]

I am really not looking forward to the deluge of crosses we are going to be under when we visit Old Trafford.

[Dr Nowt]

Fellaini's just going to be winched into the penalty box for set pieces, isn't he.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I want them out of the CL now. I made excuses when Chelsea were on their run, saying more games would harm their league form and Barca would destroy them, then Bayern, and it's haunted me. A narrow defeat after two draining legs and extra time would do nicely.

[Tony Moanero]

I want them out of the CL now. I made excuses when Chelsea were on their run, saying more games would harm their league form and Barca would destroy them, then Bayern, and it's haunted me. A narrow defeat after two draining legs and extra time would do nicely.

A 4-0 hammering tonight would be nice.

[magicrat]

Is it wrong to want Rooney to be injured ?  Nothing trivial of course

[Dr Nowt]

I know the spectre of United still carries a certain mortal fear over Liverpool fans, and there's the thing of writing them off at your peril, but that really was about Ferguson.

 

Even the aspect of Avram Grant and Di Matteo taking Chelsea to CL finals, I'd argue was about them not contributing a negative effect which actively hampered the team.  They didn't have long histories of mediocrity in English football and a track record of bottling it you could point at. 

 

Moyes on the other hand, he could make Iceberg Slim feel repellant to women.  They secure a humdrum win over Crystal Palace, and overnight the press want to play their part in this illusion of business as usual in the club's status as potential trophy winners.

 

United are a Ferrari, but if you take out Michael Schumacher and replace him with Maureen Rees from Driving School, the old rules don't still apply.

[Section_31]

Can't wait until we play them. Finally surrounding Hitler's bunker.

 

"Don't worry, Giggs will arrive momentarily to save the day."

 

"Mein Fuhrer, Giggs reports that he is....48 and dead."

 

"Everyone get the fuck out!!!"

[Dr Nowt]

Hahaha.