Where are our players?

[Code]

So can anyone tell me?

 

I ask because I cant see them inside the box when we attack and in our own half when we defend or should that be when we are supposed to defend?

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Is this a poor attempt to deflect from the arse-raping you are getting on other threads?

[Code]

The what?

 

And no its just another part of the puzzle.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

So can anyone tell me?

 

I ask because I cant see them inside the box when we attack and in our own half when we defend or should that be when we are supposed to defend?

 

It's simple really, if the wingers are shit don't provide an outlet then the forwards drop deep to get a touch of the ball, as you wouldn't want to go 90 mins without touching said ball.

 

HTH.

[Dave D]

So can anyone tell me?

 

I ask because I cant see them inside the box when we attack and in our own half when we defend or should that be when we are supposed to defend?

 

Your wasting your time. Its Friday. We dont have a game today. Thats why you cant see them

[Hand Shandy]

So can anyone tell me?

 

I ask because I cant see them inside the box when we attack and in our own half when we defend or should that be when we are supposed to defend?

 

That's because you don't actually watch the games...

[Russ Atmosphere]

Where did you last have them?

[The Guest]

Where did you last have them?

 

Haha love this.

[Hand Shandy]

Where did you last have them?

 

He gave them to his missus and she's lost them.

[Gym Beglin]

Has anyone got a mobile number for Brendan Rodgers or that big faced lad he knocks around with?

I've got something I need to ask him.

[Guest LFD]

Waiting for the Delia cry:

 

"Where are you?"

[DooooodekNo5]

What a fucking freak.

[zigackly]

Is the answer that they are in their expensive mansions, recovering from a strenuous half day of jogging about a bit?

[Hand Shandy]

I heard they'd fallen through a rip in the space-time continuum...

[Tommy Lawrence]

Well,where did you put them? you can't have just lost them. They must be somewhere!

[Delmar]

This is probably the most relevant question Code has ever asked about LFC. Sometimes the acorn hits a squirrel on the head. Now bring on Code poems...

[Gym Beglin]

I think we better do this player by player.

 

I think Pepe is stood in his kecks just staring into the fridge, scratching his bollocks.

[Hermes]

So can anyone tell me?

 

I ask because I cant see them inside the box when we attack and in our own half when we defend or should that be when we are supposed to defend?

 

Exactly. We have a manager obsessed with ball retention, because he thinks that stops the opposition from attacking. Yet we have conceded an average of almost two goals a game and are struggling to score. It isn't working - fact. Look at the results.

[Hand Shandy]

Well fuck me sideways! Look what the cat threw up...

[zigackly]

They're all somewhere in here:

 

[RobbieOR]

Oh look, its Margaret Thatchers biggest fan.

[TheHowieLama]

I think we better do this player by player.

 

I think Pepe is stood in his kecks just staring into the fridge, scratching his bollocks.

 

I've just seen Enrique flexing over his live webcam feed - the missus watches it every day.

[G Richards]

Glenn Johnson is at B&Q. Allegedly.

[Magic Sponge]

Gerrard is still sliding down Breck Road, on his knees.

[zigackly]

Glenn Johnson is at B&Q. Allegedly.

 

Still not found the right toilet seat then?