Boris Johnson

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Ha; Barry Gardiner 'as drinking copious amounts of alcohol in the workplace was banned at the time can the Prime Minister assure us that he didn't drink excessively so his judgement was in danger of becoming so impaired he might have started telling the truth?

[Jordy Brouwer]

What was that whole drugs kerfuffle? Boris threw it back at the Labour front bench. Weird. 

[Bjornebye]

He was rattled at that drugs question and his spite came through. 

[Jordy Brouwer]

Boris is starting to wear the look of a haunted man. 

[Jordy Brouwer]

Boris isn't even answering questions anymore he's just saying "wait for the met report" after every question. He looks beaten. 

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

What was that whole drugs kerfuffle? Boris threw it back at the Labour front bench. Weird. 

In the breeding, like his old man throwing a few left hooks right back on his mothers chin after she'd asked him why he's come home late from the Carlton club.

[Chairman Meow]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You'd fuck her and all 

Lifey would fuck a cup of warm mince. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Chairman Meow said:

Lifey would fuck a cup of warm mince. 

Nah. Jam jar of liver is better. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Jess Phillips is a massive cunt. 

And in other news, grass is green!

[Tj hooker]

Just heard Starmers speech in the house earlier as people have said it was certainly his finest hour no doubt about it 

[Gnasher]

Johnson, "we need to get on with talking about the really serious issues like Ukraine' 

 

Johnson two minutes later 'Jimmy Saville'...and.. 'the Labour front bench are all banging down the beak.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Boris isn't even answering questions anymore he's just saying "wait for the met report" after every question. He looks beaten. 

It's the new 'wait for the Sue Grey inquiry'. The fucking barnacle.

[johnsusername]

I hope Putin assassinates him.

[Rico1304]

39 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Just heard Starmers speech in the house earlier as people have said it was certainly his finest hour no doubt about it 

He nailed it. Johnson had nowhere to go, apart from down and he grasped the opportunity with both hands. 

[Jack the Sipper]

1 hour ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Boris isn't even answering questions anymore he's just saying "wait for the met report" after every question. He looks beaten. 

 

"Wait for Sue Gray's report."

"Wait for the Met report."

 

The way things are panning out, in six months it'll be

 

"Wait for the investigation into the Met report."

[Gnasher]

For anyone who missed Johnson in the Commons today, his defence in shorthand was pretty much this below,

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

Sue Gray has done well to discover that there has been a failure of leadership. Didn't see that one coming.  

[Bjornebye]

Why isn’t Starmer coming out with a list of everything that they have done wrong since he’s been in power and repeating it at every opportunity. He was great today but he needs to keep ramming home the message about how corrupt they are 

[Megadrive Man]

This has been one of Labours problems for a long time. They aren't very good at driving home the message in the same way the Tory's do. 

[cloggypop]

 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 hours ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

What was that whole drugs kerfuffle? Boris threw it back at the Labour front bench. Weird. 

Any journalist with a few minutes spare and a decent contact book could sniff out a story about some of the shadow cabinets love of the high life.

 

Mutually assured destruction that way lies, that’s why I was surprised the question was asked in the first place.

[Bjornebye]

 

[Gnasher]

24 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 

Great record that, used to drink in the same pub as Gruff and the band mid 90s, the Kings Castle Canton, across the water from the stadium, Cerys Matthews and her band Catatonia also used to ah frequent the back room, Cerys was battling a full scale heroin addiction at the time, very talented bunch of people. The song in question samples this Steely Dan classic which if I remember right was always on the juke box, 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Johnsons doing a cracking job of strengthening the union,

 

Although it's always two bonus points from for anyone who reduces a Tory to tears.