Eastenders

[The Woolster]

Ricky Champ. First time I seen him was in Him & Her. He played a slightly similar role in that too but not quite as full on. He also appeared a couple of times in Plebs.

Him & Her was superb

[Dougie Do'ins]

Nothing vexes me in soaps right now as much as Bethany fancying that Craig on Corrie. I mean come on!

He's got another fitty on his case now.  

 

I need to move into Weatherfield.

[RedKnight]

He's got another fitty on his case now.  

 

I need to move into Weatherfield.

 

Also maddening but she's up to something and using him so I can just about stomach that.

[A Red]

Fuck Corrie, Eastenders and Emmerdale, the Archers is where its at

[Dougie Do'ins]

Anyone else been watching this the last couple of weeks ? The Mick Carter in jail scenes are pure comedy.  

[Tony Moanero]

54 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Anyone else been watching this the last couple of weeks ? The Mick Carter in jail scenes are pure comedy.  

Ha ha. I caught the tail end of last nights episode. So bad it was boss.

 

I’ve been watching repeats of Eastenders from 1985. Nick Cotton is blackmailing Cathy Beale, Dirty Den has knocked up Michelle Fowler and Ian and Kelvin have gone into business, knitting  jumpers.

[Mook]

16 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Anyone else been watching this the last couple of weeks ? The Mick Carter in jail scenes are pure comedy.  

Aye, I've been rolling about on the couch laughing at it.

 

The only prison cliche they're missing is the old black guy who has been in there for 70 years.

[Mendoza]

Seems Barry Grant is now in Eastenders. 

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Mendoza said:

Seems Barry Grant is now in Eastenders. 

What a time to be alive 

[Mook]

'I love those redheads'

 

[tokyojoe]

It's not still fucking going is it?

[YorkshireRed]

Is Reg Cox still in it?

[Tony Moanero]

Mook, this morning.

 

[Harry's Lad]

4 hours ago, Mook said:

'I love those redheads'

 

She's got legs like Ellie Simmonds.

[Bjornebye]

They killed the fittest one in a dishwasher a few months ago 

 

Apparently she’s going into the jungle in Wales to eat some sheep bollocks so we will have plenty of terrestrial wank material in the run up to Christmas  

[Harry's Lad]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They killed the fittest one in a dishwasher a few months ago 

 

Apparently she’s going into the jungle in Wales to eat some sheep bollocks so we will have plenty of terrestrial wank material in the run up to Christmas  

A bit too skinny, she's very pretty though.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

A bit too skinny, she's very pretty though.

Yeah she could do with a few kfcs but fuck me she’s gorgeous 

[easytoslip]

East Enders is grim, grey and preposterous. Unwatchable.

So no comment. 

[Guest]

44 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They killed the fittest one in a dishwasher a few months ago 

 

Apparently she’s going into the jungle in Wales to eat some sheep bollocks so we will have plenty of terrestrial wank material in the run up to Christmas  

What the fuck?

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

What the fuck?

Yeah honest mate 

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

East Enders is grim, grey and preposterous. Unwatchable.

So no comment. 

Eastenders was groundbreaking years ago, had the first regular gay character and tackled the Aids storyline brilliantly. It also looked like the 'East End'. Haven't watched it for years but last time I did it was basically five blokes in suits walking around growling at each other trying to figure out how to outsmart Phil Mitchell.

 

Everyone is minted too but decide to live in a rough part of London. 

 

"I'll buy the night club off you".

 

"Two hundred grand"

 

"I'll have it to you in ten minutes."

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah honest mate 

[Guest]

I guess it's possible. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

I guess it's possible. 

She was pushed over and fell onto the open dishwasher and a knife went through her back and popped out the front. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She was pushed over and fell onto the open dishwasher and a knife went through her back and popped out the front. 

Grim.