Have a rant thread

[Pureblood]

What about re-using the bag the lovely chap in the sandwich shop gave you?

You'd already thrown that away, hadn't you?

 

I'm not carrying plastic bags around with me. That's for people with dogs that shit on the grass.

 

M&S are wealthy enough to make biodegradable bags. Why, they could even make them edible, but they won't because they're all corporationy and evil.

[Remmie]

People who put stupid shite on Facebook like "what time does the match start?" or "does anyone know of any kids activity centres in Sefton?". Why not just google it yourself you thick cunt instead of putting it on Facebook and waiting round to see if anyone responds to your question?. By the time you wait for someone to reply you could have found out yourself.

Is this anything to do with Rico's new thread?

[Rico1304]

Is this anything to do with Rico's new thread?

 

Twat, ha ha I'm looking for local knowledge not attention!

[Champ]

Is this anything to do with Rico's new thread?

 

I had the same thought but his request is genuine. He's on his own, somewhere he doesnt sound familiar with and has come on here for a recommendation. You get nothing for reading online reviews, 'I thought it was great', 'the service was terrible', blah blah

 

Someone must be able to help him out?

[Champ]

I'm not carrying plastic bags around with me. That's for people with dogs that shit on the grass.

 

M&S are wealthy enough to make biodegradable bags. Why, they could even make them edible, but they won't because they're all corporationy and evil.

 

Do you have history with M&S by any chance?

 

I reckon most of the other big supermarkets ask the same thing at their checkouts

[Guest ShoePiss]

I had the same thought but his request is genuine. He's on his own, somewhere he doesnt sound familiar with and has come on here for a recommendation. You get nothing for reading online reviews, 'I thought it was great', 'the service was terrible', blah blah

 

Someone must be able to help him out?

 

This sounds serious, maybe call the police?

[Pureblood]

Do you have history with M&S by any chance?

 

I reckon most of the other big supermarkets ask the same thing at their checkouts

 

I wouldn't say history but they do bug me.

[Harry Squatter]

Not a go at Rico as no one will go "ooooh in London eh?" or "I'm soooo jealous". By the way Ricoif you want a laugh and a see some tits get the tube to Kings Cross and go the Flying Scotsman pub. Make sure you have lots of spare pound coins for the pint glass that comes around.

[Pureblood]

Slip off to the bogs 2 minutes before the pint pot comes around.

[Harry Squatter]

"Does anyone know any tattoo shops in Liverpool?"

 

There are fucking loads and you know it - you wouldn't be asking so people will ask 'oooh what tattoo are you getting?' etc, would you? Hmm?

 

Facebook is a like a bad trainwreck and I can't turn away from it and stop checking out all the hilarious awfulness.

 

I'm sure I've seen someone put on Facebook "does anyone know the number for Alder Hey A&E?"

[Pony Princess]

I'm sure I've seen someone put on Facebook "does anyone know the number for Alder Hey A&E?"

 

Brilliant. Wouldn't put it past some of the meffs on my facebook. It is always the girls from school. Got loads of ex-work and industry chums who actually put interesting stuff. Even the guys from school, one breeds irish setters and the puppies are well cute, another is a bodybuilder now (seriously) and it is quite interesting seeing his videos and where he goes etc. It is the women who let the side down. 'my lil angle is mkin mummy so proud 2day first wrds 'mummy'. mks it all wworth it!' Then loads of posts from friends which consist of 'xoxoxoxo' and 'luv u bby well dun'

[Rico1304]

Not a go at Rico as no one will go "ooooh in London eh?" or "I'm soooo jealous". By the way Ricoif you want a laugh and a see some tits get the tube to Kings Cross and go the Flying Scotsman pub. Make sure you have lots of spare pound coins for the pint glass that comes around.

 

Mate, I hate this fucking place. I'd rather be home than sitting in a pub on my own waiting for a decent restaurant recommendation from a local. Look at my response to the Manchester thread.

 

Can't do Kingd Cross, I've got a smart metering conference tomorrow and to turn up stinking of biff is bad form.

[Rico1304]

And the smart metering conference was a window into my world of pain, if you try to imagine anything more boring you'll die.

[Harry Squatter]

Women are tits on Facebook, one on my mrs friend list gives constant updates of her 3 kids, at least one is always ill and she posts about 5 uPdates a day about it. Woman in work never shuts up about her kid, every status up until last month was about him. Now she's getting married she hasn't stopped going on about it, every possible thought that enters her head about the wedding gets committed to type.

[Harry Squatter]

Mate, I hate this fucking place. I'd rather be home than sitting in a pub on my own waiting for a decent restaurant recommendation from a local. Look at my response to the Manchester thread.

 

Can't do Kingd Cross, I've got a smart metering conference tomorrow and to turn up stinking of biff is bad form.

 

Just pop in for 10 minutes, it's fucking hilarious and will cheer you up about having to go to that conference tomorrow. Ropey women stripping off to the grange hill theme music is genius that money cannot buy

[manwiththestick]

Work colleagues who automatically use the weather as their default topic of conversation whilst I'm making my morning coffee and porridge. I'm quite comfortable with the silence, I don't really know you and likewise you me but I'm quite approachable and responsive if you open up with more than "I see summer is now over, eh?".

 

Fuck off, I'm not even responding, you get a grunt as I walk back to my desk and don't think for one second I didn't see you put a wet spoon in the sugar jar you boring, messy cunt.

[RJ Fan club]

Just pop in for 10 minutes, it's fucking hilarious and will cheer you up about having to go to that conference tomorrow. Ropey women stripping off to the grange hill theme music is genius that money cannot buy

 

He he, or the Griffin on Clerkenwell Road. Better birds than the flying Scotsman easily, always a good night out.

[Section_31]

Sick of hearing about the Royals, absolutely sick of it. We were onto something in the 90s where it looked like they might get fucked off, but now it's gone 100mph in the opposite direction.

 

I find it incredible, just incredible, that in a society so obsessed with equality, gay marriage the glass ceiling, all the rest of it, we still accept that someone can be born being worth more than someone else, not only accept it, but are encouraged to actively celebrate it otherwise we're seen as some kind of 'bad sport'.

 

The news obsessing over Prince Philip going to hospital, hopefully all the West African nurses have been moved out of earshot. "Oooh how's the duke doing?" Who gives a fuck, a more horrible and despicable old cunt you couldn't find anywhere. "He's hoping to return to public duty" public duty? Fuck off.

 

The way they make it look like they're actually performing a job or a role. The Archbishop of Canterbury recently, during the anniversary of her coronation, compared her to Jesus, in that she was a "servant Queen, we served her and she served us, just like Jesus was a slave, the ultimate servant."

 

Couldn't believe that shit, whether you believe Jesus existed or not, believe he was supernatural or not, the fact remains he's the foundation for what are essentially socialist teachings in the new testament of the bible. The idea of a carpenter who overturned tables in a temple and advocated helping the sick and the poor being accepting of a woman clothed in gold and jewels while people queue up at food banks in fucking 2013 was, according to the Archbishop's own values and teachings - absolutely hilarious.

[Pony Princess]

When people who are interested in politics and current affairs are talking and some pleb says "i don't bother voting" or "I don't watch the news". They are out of their depth but think they are so edgy and controversial. They want you to ask "oh? How come you don't vote?" Or "how come you don't watch the news?". Best thing is to go "ok, anyway back to the adult conversation"

[Harry Squatter]

Sick of hearing about the Royals, absolutely sick of it. We were onto something in the 90s where it looked like they might get fucked off, but now it's gone 100mph in the opposite direction.

 

I find it incredible, just incredible, that in a society so obsessed with equality, gay marriage the glass ceiling, all the rest of it, we still accept that someone can be born being worth more than someone else, not only accept it, but are encouraged to actively celebrate it otherwise we're seen as some kind of 'bad sport'.

 

The news obsessing over Prince Philip going to hospital, hopefully all the West African nurses have been moved out of earshot. "Oooh how's the duke doing?" Who gives a fuck, a more horrible and despicable old cunt you couldn't find anywhere. "He's hoping to return to public duty" public duty? Fuck off.

 

The way they make it look like they're actually performing a job or a role. The Archbishop of Canterbury recently, during the anniversary of her coronation, compared her to Jesus, in that she was a "servant Queen, we served her and she served us, just like Jesus was a slave, the ultimate servant."

 

Couldn't believe that shit, whether you believe Jesus existed or not, believe he was supernatural or not, the fact remains he's the foundation for what are essentially socialist teachings in the new testament of the bible. The idea of a carpenter who overturned tables in a temple and advocated helping the sick and the poor being accepting of a woman clothed in gold and jewels while people queue up at food banks in fucking 2013 was, according to the Archbishop's own values and teachings - absolutely hilarious.

 

 

I think I read something a few weeks back about how "hard" Kate Middleton works as she is now a Royal. Yep, she's been to California, Papua New Guinea, Australia and New Zealand to get ferried round everywhere waving at people. Then when she comes home she visits schools and always gets photographed with a black kid, Indian/Pakistani kid and Oriental one. Then goes and plays table tennis or hockey. She might turn up to the opening of a mosque or Sikh temple wearing their traditional dress to prove how diverse and culturally aware the Royals are.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

I think I read something a few weeks back about how "hard" Kate Middleton works as she is now a Royal. Yep' date=' she's been to California, Papua New Guinea, Australia and New Zealand to get ferried round everywhere waving at people. Then when she comes home she visits schools and always gets photographed with a black kid, Indian/Pakistani kid and Oriental one. Then goes and plays table tennis or hockey. She might turn up to the opening of a mosque or Sikh temple wearing their traditional dress to prove how diverse and culturally aware the Royals are.[/quote']

 

Just seen the front of the Daily Manc saying Phil the Greek needs two months off!

Two months off from what, insulting other countries, their people and customs wbile under the guise of represe ting the people of Britain?

 

Fuck off the lot of you!

[Bjornebye]

Men who don't read the paper from the back to the front.

 

You are not a man.

 

Lad in our work (The one I mentioned a few pages back, hypochondriac cunt who also happens to be a supporter of a certain sports team we all love which unfortunately for me means he tries to talk to me all the time as if we have something in common) opened a paper earlier and was more interested in the celeb gossip than anything else. Fuck me I skip any gossip pages, papers are shit anyway but this pissed me off.

Then he is off talking about Kanye West cheating on his bird or some shit.

 

Fuck you cunt, their is sport at the back first.

 

Next time he comes in with 'Morning Damien have you seen who we are sign...'

[Pidge]

Mid year reviews can eat a dick. Not even listening to rival schools can keep the enthusiasm up.

 

On a more positive note rival schools are fucking ace.

[General Dryness]

Next time he comes in with 'Morning Damien have you seen who we are sign...'

 

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[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Names on coke bottles?

 

erm...why?