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These people who perform these acts (and there will be some) are some seriously sick fucks.

 

How can you derive pleasure from shitting inside a vagina, or gagging someone with bacon? I would be scared of the potential death of the individual getting this stuff done to them and my impending murder charge!

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These people who perform these acts (and there will be some) are some seriously sick fucks.

 

How can you derive pleasure from shitting inside a vagina, or gagging someone with bacon? I would be scared of the potential death of the individual getting this stuff done to them and my impending murder charge!

 

 

I don't think you can die from fucking a bird up the arse mate.

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I love it when I have to google a phrase and find out it's some weird sex thing. I'm adding wolf bagging to tromboning in my list of funny things I've learned on TLW.

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You know your old when you have to start googling things to do with sex

 

Being honest lads, what kind of six fuck wants to take a shite in their moths Gee

 

It became a running joke of a mate and mine about how you actually broach the subject.

 

'Do you want pasta for tea?'

 

'yeah, sounds good. Can I shit on your chest?'

 

'Yeah not a problem. I might do risotto actually'

 

'That sounds nice actually'

 

Is this how it works?

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You know your old when you have to start googling things to do with sex

 

Same here. And I simply cannot fucking believe the results I'm getting either!

 

I mean, who the fuck makes their woman swallow a piece of bacon on a string? Like someone else already said, there are some seriously fucked up people around.

 

Then again, I'm probably a prude. After all, I find ass to mouth disgusting.

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