I urge yoiu to get on this its ace

[Antynwa]

Conclusive proof that wools are completely mental.

 

ME BIRDS MINGE TASTES OF RIVTA NOW SIMON YER STRAPON

[PestiRed]

Simon, ryvita is basically cardboard so rather than print a book of ryvita recipes why not make ryvita with recipes printed on them so people can discover your wonderful gourmet ideas and already have the main ingredient to hand.

 

I guarantee that this will be even more lucrative than your previous inventions and I will only ask for a small proportion of the profits

[Section_31]

Ryvita has the ability to make everything taste shit. Nothing tastes good on Ryvita. It is the devil amongst foodstuffs.

 

Wrong.

 

Some of the seedy Ryvita is really good.

 

Have you two had some kind of body swap?

 

Ryvita is shite, the preserve of fat women who eat it at dinnertime so they can feel less guilty about eating a wild boar when they go home.

[lifetime fan]

Have you two had some kind of body swap?

 

Ryvita is shite, the preserve of fat women who eat it at dinnertime so they can feel less guilty about eating a wild boar when they go home.

 

With a diet coke.

[Antynwa]

I'm partial to Rivita with some cream cheese.

 

Although that being said, you could do a Simon and hope yer missus has a yeast infection and kill two birds with one stone.

[Tom R]

One word - poppadoms

[Melchett]

Fucking crackers.

 

Not after last time, took me days to get the crumbs out my japs eye.

[llego]

Simon im curious about PHWOAAR

[Horus]

The only question I have, is why the fuck did you have them in your house to begin with?

[PestiRed]

There's Ryvita at the back of a cupboard in every kitchen in the world. No one knows how it got there. They only know that it will be there forever because it never goes off and no fucker will eat it

[She Knows It]

Have you two had some kind of body swap?

Ryvita is shite, the preserve of fat women who eat it at dinnertime so they can feel less guilty about eating a wild boar when they go home.

 

So you're calling me a 'fat woman'? Not that it would be a strictly inaccurate statement...

[Guest simon]

The only question I have, is why the fuck did you have them in your house to begin with?

 

Ex flat bird left them.

[Paul]

Fucking crackers.

 

Very good that.

[gingerhulk]

Just done this, but had chilli con carne instead, simon is a genius! Was spot on.

[Wor Horse]

 

It is fucking awesome i urge you all to get up buy some cheap cury or make one from scratch and buy some Rivitas and try this. It is FUCKING AWESOME.

[silverlining]

 

My palate is good rarely get complaints its my mind thats abit nuts. I come up with wierd stuff but mate i make them work. That's why im good.

 

That should be on the cover of your cook-book "Gourmet & Weird"

[silverlining]

Ryvita would appear to be a brand name almost precision-tooled to offer simon the maximum number of different ways to spell it incorrectly

[Reacher]

Ryvita would appear to be a brand name almost precision-tooled to offer simon the maximum number of different ways to spell it incorrectly

 

Haha, like it.

 

Simons threads just keep on giving!

 

You could of tired wiping your arse with them Si instead of ruining a pair of boxies.

[Woo]

Wait, Simon wiped his arse with a Ryvita and that ate it?

[Reacher]

Wait, Simon wiped his arse with a Ryvita and that ate it?

 

That was after adding salt by gently tipping his head back.