*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

We need more gossip here. Ask your mate what the call out has been. Did the fat cunt shit his kecks when he was sparked out on the floor etc? 

Saw him before..apparently the coach got lost from the others and ended up outside some shops.Loads of the windows got put in and a few got the coach. Apparently the club have Been in touch with the fella to try and get him compo.

Not really sure how that's going to work out but still?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Arniepie said:

Saw him before..apparently the coach got lost from the others and ended up outside some shops.Loads of the windows got put in and a few got the coach. Apparently the club have Been in touch with the fella to try and get him compo.

Not really sure how that's going to work out but still?

Yeah I’m sure they didn’t bounce off 

[Bob]

Castore bombed out by trams for being shite: Everton kit manufacturer next year.

 

Cazoo sponsors everton for a season, goes into administration.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjq55333xg9o

[Pete]

9 minutes ago, Bob said:

Castore bombed out by trams for being shite: Everton kit manufacturer next year.

 

Cazoo sponsors everton for a season, goes into administration.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjq55333xg9o

Quote

What went wrong for online car retailer Cazoo?

They sponsored the bloos and once Everton touches you...

[Harry's Lad]

11 minutes ago, Bob said:

Castore bombed out by trams for being shite: Everton kit manufacturer next year.

 

Cazoo sponsors everton for a season, goes into administration.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjq55333xg9o

(Angry) Birds of a feather....

[razor]

23 hours ago, Arniepie said:

some proper shithouse behaviour there though

see the fella who slaps some lad getting back on the couch and runs away?

 

The very definition of an armchair supporter.

[razor]

 

14 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

I know it's a scruffy hellhole, but even Goodison Park is worthy of a capital P.

 

If you can take the time to hyphenate one of the scorer's names, you can use a capital for a proper noun.

 

Beyond disgusting.

 

I hate them.

[Le Duan]

2 hours ago, Bob said:

Castore bombed out by trams for being shite: Everton kit manufacturer next year.

 

Cazoo sponsors everton for a season, goes into administration.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjq55333xg9o

Everything Everton Touches Dies

 

#EETD

 

get it trending 

[Fowlers God]

20 hours ago, Sut said:

Once in a lifetime is quite the admission.

 

I wouldnt be admitting to fucking @lifetime fan either. 

 

Cunts riddled 

[Sut]

I'm not sure I understand this reference.

[Riley Greenleaf]

9 hours ago, razor said:

 

 

I know it's a scruffy hellhole, but even Goodison Park is worthy of a capital P.

 

If you can take the time to hyphenate one of the scorer's names, you can use a capital for a proper noun.

 

Beyond disgusting.

 

I hate them.

Imagine that is all you have and then imagine that that something is a myth. They need help they really do. Utter desperation in their need for ANYTHING

[Sut]

35 minutes ago, Sut said:

I'm not sure I understand this reference.

Ah, I get it now. Sorry.

[TheHowieLama]

On 21/05/2024 at 13:58, Sut said:

Once in a lifetime 

 

43 minutes ago, Sut said:

I'm not sure I understand this reference.

 

Same as it ever was

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Imagine that is all you have and then imagine that that something is a myth. They need help they really do. Utter desperation in their need for ANYTHING

I am impressed at your complete contempt and utter loathing of these pathetic cunts. 

[Bob]

Lookman 3 - 0 Alonso.

 

Put it next to the cuckoo clock.

[Anubis]

Everton are winning the Europa League. In their own minds, anyway…

[coachpotato]

Official Everton Press release incoming.

”Everton FC would like to congratulate our former player, Ademola Lookman, for his outstanding contribution in putting that former Redshite bastard Alonso in his place. It was extremely gratifying given Ademola learnt all he knows from his time at Goodison Park”

[DalyanPete]

7 hours ago, coachpotato said:

Official Everton Press release incoming.

”Everton FC would like to congratulate our former player, Ademola Lookman, for his outstanding contribution in putting that former Redshite bastard Alonso in his place. It was extremely gratifying given Ademola learnt all he knows from his time at Goodison Park”

Brilliant 

[halewood pete]

[Captain Turdseye]

The yank fella who owns 45% of Crystal Palace has put his stake up for sale and come out publicly saying he wants it done quick so he can plough that money into the sinking ship we call Everton. 

He’s got a cob on because Steve Parish still calls all the shots at Palace. 
 

What a fucking bizarre thing to do. I’d be fuming if I was a Palace fan. 

[Captain Turdseye]

[Captain Turdseye]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Bobby Hundreds]

The best of English football what's that then.. cheating.

 

[col06]

That doesn't seem like very certain does it i might buy then again i might not type thing

[VladimirIlyich]

A lot of different people involved in owning the club? Uncle Uzzie is still around?