*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

If anyone wants to see group insanity in action, click into this thread….

 

 

This is a good idea, but why stop there?  Ban Sky cameras, too.  Obviously, that would mean losing their share of the Sky money, but I'm sure their sponsorship would understand that principles are more important.

 

[Harry Squatter]

I'm sure when the new TV deal kicks in FC Class and Dignity will refuse the extra money as it is all from Sky who they hate and want to boycott. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

This is a good idea, but why stop there?  Ban Sky cameras, too.  Obviously, that would mean losing their share of the Sky money, but I'm sure their sponsorship would understand that principles are more important.

 

They could always refuse to go to the game and starve those big bad premier league men of their money? Ditto shirts and merchandise.

[Barrington Womble]

I've started watching South park again recently, I hadn't watched it for years. In the latest episode I watched, Cartman nicely sums up the Everton point of view on cheating. They can only dream of being city! 

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Fucking hell, watching The Last Leg and they have a Dick of the Year award, each host nominates their own choice, I think Sunak, Musk and other obvious people got nominated. The viewers choice must have been hijacked by Everton fans because the head of the PL got nominated, Richard somebody or other. Even Adam Hills referenced Everton fans and the points deduction and said nobody would know who it was, (he meant the guy from the PL not Everton)

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Fucking hell, watching The Last Leg and they have a Dick of the Year award, each host nominates their own choice, I think Sunak, Musk and other obvious people got nominated. The viewers choice must have been hijacked by Everton fans because the head of the PL got nominated, Richard somebody or other. Even Adam Hills referenced Everton fans and the points deduction and said nobody would know who it was, (he meant the guy from the PL not Everton)

Just seen that myself, fucking lunatics.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

As an aside, that show hasn't half succumbed to the tedious curse of "bantz".  The guests get about two lines each and the rest of the show is just the hosts amusing themselves.

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

As an aside, that show hasn't half succumbed to the tedious curse of "bantz".  The guests get about two lines each and the rest of the show is just the hosts amusing themselves.

 

Unwatchable shite. 

[Reckoner]

Classic Everton.

[JagSquared]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Classic Everton.

I can see why though. The PL need to keep their coefficient up to get that 5th CL spot. Last time Everton were in Europe they set the record for worst English team performance. It’s for the greater good.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Classic Everton.

Their fanbase is completely bipolar. They don't have a baseline of emotion. It's either in the depths of despair or totally unrealistic optimism.

[littletedwest]

19 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

RUMBLED

Everything is so black and white for them. 

[Reckoner]

On 08/12/2023 at 09:10, cloggypop said:

If they aren't going to be relegated then 10 points off a Champions League place could be fun. 

With us getting it instead? 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Classic Everton.

Them and teams with such a rich European history as Slovan Bratislava and FC Magdeburg, who were also former giants of the European Cup Winners Cup.

[Barrington Womble]

21 minutes ago, Elite said:

Their fanbase is completely bipolar. They don't have a baseline of emotion. It's either in the depths of despair or totally unrealistic optimism.

To be fair, all fanbases have that element. Aside from being cheated by PGMOL, we haven't lost a league game for 7 months, but just wait till we do! 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

27 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Them and teams with such a rich European history as Slovan Bratislava and FC Magdeburg, who were also former giants of the European Cup Winners Cup.

I like to rate their European pedigree by looking at the teams that they've beaten - Bayern Munich and a bunch of no-marks.  By that measure, they're up there with Norwich City.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I like to rate their European pedigree by looking at the teams that they've beaten - Bayern Munich and a bunch of no-marks.  By that measure, they're up there with Norwich City.

 

And it was not the behemoth Bayern you think of today, they had not won the Bundesliga for 3 years and not been in the top three the previous 2 years hence them being in the CWC.

[Anubis]

They’re donating to the banner Wolves fans are putting together.

[Barrington Womble]

11 minutes ago, Anubis said:

They’re donating to the banner Wolves fans are putting together.

They're so fucking desperate to have mates aren't they? 

[Vincent Vega]

I was out for a pre-Xmas bevvy with two mates today, both blues. We met up in Doctor Duncan’s as I wanted to catch our match. Not the best boozer to watch the match in as they didn’t have any sound on. Anyway towards the end of the match one of my blue mates starts saying, this is two points dropped and how it would cost us. I just said it’s not finished yet and knowing the reds we’ll get a winner. My other blue mate had his head in his hands at this point as he’s seen this movie before. Oh how I laughed when Harvey banged in the winner. It was part bravado from me, but I couldn’t believe he’d allowed me to make a mug out him, they never learn.

[Vincent Vega]

Honestly today was the most fun I’ve had in ages. I never mentioned the points deduction, I let them bring it up. They were absolutely fuming when I said they deserved the points deduction and were lucky it had arrived in a season where it probably won’t affect them. They kept going about how they were being punished for building a new stadium. I just said they took the piss with the Covid losses, had ignored the PL when they were told to sell players, which they did but then used the proceeds to buy more players and stay up at the expense of clubs who stayed within the rules. I also told them to read the articles by Sam Wallace and Jonathan Northcroft, but they just said they must be Koppite cunts. I was just laughing at how outraged they were.

 

And to top everything off, we went our separate ways at around 8pm. One of them lives in Ormskirk and he messaged me and my other mate to say he’d been turned away from Moorfields station for being unsteady on his feet and had to walk up to Central Station. Laugh? I nearly shit.

[manwiththestick]

13 hours ago, JagSquared said:

I can see why though. The PL need to keep their coefficient up to get that 5th CL spot. Last time Everton were in Europe they set the record for worst English team performance. It’s for the greater good.

Last time they were in Europe they got knocked out twice in a couple of weeks.

[Harry Squatter]

They've been on Twitter all day outraged at the biased refereeing in our game. However they didn't mention the penalty given against us after 2 minutes of play before reviewing it, the fact that ayew got 2 stupid yellows for cynical fouls and Ward nearly breaking Curtis Jones leg whilst on a yellow before Salah scored. If Salah didn't score it would have been a pen and he'd be off. 

 

But it's all corrupt to favour the Sky 6 even though Chelsea are 10th and Villa are 3rd. Weird the way it wasn't corrupt when McCallister was sent off against Bournemouth and they stayed silent after the Spurs game. 

 

They are now sucking up to Palace fans like they are with Wolves. 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Last time they were in Europe they got knocked out twice in a couple of weeks.

 

Oh, they've been in since, I think the last time was when they tried to assault opposition players with toddlers.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

And to top everything off, we went our separate ways at around 8pm. One of them lives in Ormskirk and he messaged me and my other mate to say he’d been turned away from Moorfields station for being unsteady on his feet and had to walk up to Central Station. Laugh? I nearly shit.

Excellent.

 

I was bollocksed coming through Moorfields last week and all I got was "Do you mind using the lift instead of the escalator".  At least your mate had a nice bracing walk in this delightful weather.