Japan on alert after volcano's biggest eruption in 50 years

[Guest davelfc]

Take a deep breath, exhale and relax. Now read this.

 

Japan's Nuclear Situation - stop panicking please - The Something Awful Forums

[dennis tooth]

Take a deep breath, exhale and relax. Now read this.

 

Japan's Nuclear Situation - stop panicking please - The Something Awful Forums

 

Or this:

 

3:30am

 

Before the tsunami, Rikuzentakata was home to 24,000 people. After the huge wave wiped out the entire town, 18,000 of its residents are missing.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Should lock stupid bints like that up, i'd really like to smash her in the face with my fists and say " Where is your God now you crazy fucking bitch."

[Guest davelfc]

Or this:

 

You really are a spamming cunt, what the fuck has that got to do with the reactors?

[Lurtz]

What the fuck? I mean, seriously, what the fuck?

 

7UmotTE-VlY

 

 

This better not be one of your flock, Richards.

 

I'm fucking speechless. The ignorance is fucking stupefying.

 

Question for you Rev, if you're reading this: How would you deal with someone like that if she turned out to be one of yours?

[Guest ShoePiss]

What the fuck? I mean, seriously, what the fuck?

 

7UmotTE-VlY

 

 

This better not be one of your flock, Richards.

 

You didn't immediately think it was a joke?

 

"I just want to pray all day long!" haha

[Anubis]

You didn't immediately think it was a joke?

 

"I just want to pray all day long!" haha

 

Not after I'd checked out her Youtube channel. She really is this mental.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Not after I'd checked out her Youtube channel. She really is this mental.

 

[YOUTUBE]PHXziHOo_wQ[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]tZM4NcvS-Zo[/YOUTUBE]

 

I think she's having a bit of fun at a lot of peoples' expense.

[Anubis]

 

I think she's having a bit of fun at a lot of peoples' expense.

 

 

The madness is in the eyes. She is who she is.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Then again, she might be a brainwashed religious fanatic... oh, and a cunt of the highest order. Enough of these screw balls about. 372 people even liked her video FFS!!!!!!!!!

[Anubis]

You don't see this on Dating Direct.....

 

 

About Me:

 

"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol."

--Rev. Joseph Morecraft, Chalcedon Presbyterian Church

 

"This is our land. This is our world. This is our heritage, and with God's help, we shall reclaim this nation for Jesus Christ. And no power on earth can stop us."

--D. James Kennedy

 

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

--Jerry Falwell

 

"Women have babies and men provide the support. If you don't like the way we're made you've got to take it up with God."

--Phyllis Schlafly

 

And my favorite quote of all time:

 

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

--President George Bush, August 27, 1988

 

That pretty much sums it up who I am and where I stand on everything.

 

Country:

United States

 

Occupation:

Spreading the Word to all who will listen.

 

Interests:

Reading the Bible, praying/fasting, worshiping God Almighty with every breath I take...

 

Book :

The Bible.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I defo would.

[Anubis]

I defo would.

 

Did you leave this comment?

 

YamashitaTsubasa (2 minutes ago)

 

My neck, your legs around it. Come on, let's do this.

[Pidge]

Has anyone else ever wondered what Brahmin, Molerat and Gecko steaks tasted like?

 

I guess now we'll get to find out.

 

Anyone else run around the Capital Wasteland saying "all right Brah?" every time he saw one...

[Trumo]

All that shit was most likely recorded on a Sony.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hahaha, engage the automatic updates.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Did you leave this comment?

 

I wouldn't be that much of a gentleman.

 

She'd probably enjoy it that way as well, the daft slag.

[WrongIslander]

I wouldn't be that much of a gentleman.

 

She'd probably enjoy it that way as well, the daft slag.

 

You're a fucking loon.

[Captain Turdseye]

Another heart warming story coming out of Japan tonight....

 

An old couple were last week on the verge of closing a restaurant that they've been running for years because business has been so slow during the economic downturn. Just as they were about to take the drastic decision, customers started drifting in.

[Joe Le Taxi]

You're a fucking loon.

 

Correction.

 

I'm fucking a loon.

[Section_31]

I've got a mate who is massively into anything to do with zombies. If ever a zombie incident were taking place then I would be round at his as quick as you can say "Braiiins". I know though, that come this sort of nuclear event, he would know that my weeks and weeks of training on Fallout 3, and its follow-up, New Vegas, would have him scrambling to join my entourage.

 

Rad-x? Check.

RadAway? Check.

Weapons to tackle anything that gets in my way? Check.

 

Let's ride:

 

 

[YOUTUBE]li0WFjrY6GY[/YOUTUBE]

[Cardie]

The veritable "tsunami" of dipshits gathers pace.

 

Those damn krauts deserve to be hit by a earthquake tsunami for nuking pearl harbour

 

Is the highlight in a sea of dribbling mongs.

Edited March 14, 2011 by Cardie

[Jennings]

What the fuck? I mean, seriously, what the fuck?

 

7UmotTE-VlY

 

 

...

 

I am going to pray for god to stop her praying.

[Fugitive]

The Psycho God Whore is called Pamela M Foreman and lives in Tampa, Florida. Got her phone number if anyone wants it.

[aikido]

I'm fucking speechless. The ignorance is fucking stupefying.

 

Question for you Rev, if you're reading this: How would you deal with someone like that if she turned out to be one of yours?

 

I work with a girl who pretty much said the exact same shit. When I pressed her further on the subject she said Haiti happened because they worshipped the Devil, and Thailand happened cause they're all child molesters and Sex perverts.