Good news?

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think the one thing we can guarantee is its going to be very underwhelming.

 

(Im glad I have spell check as my spelling of guarantee looked like someone threw up alphabetti spaghetti over my screen).

[Monkeywool]

Roy is going to fix the whole problem with creativity by selecting himself to play instead of Poulsen against Bolton to get the fans behind him.

[esoteric]

Paul whatsisface - left back fella has put in a transfer request.

[Arl arse]

They've found the real Torres locked in the bootroom & his evil dark haired twin has been arrested for impersonating a footballer?

[Yossi15]

i think it's a picture of a liverpool player on news bar, despite training tomorrow at 9pm!

[Dicko]

Kids can bring 4 adults for free to the next Europa match to get their revenge!

Fair enough.

[DooooodekNo5]

That makes you as much of a dickhead as him then.

 

Or maybe i have a sense of humour you pent up wanker.

[SammyAftershave]

Apparently we are changing our (globally-recognised) kit to all white. You know, just to go the whole hog.

 

I feel this would be closer to the lowered new years expectations that have been set by Kim Jong Il Hodgeson, our incredibly deluded glorious (probably already-dead) leader.

[chris71]

Operation Anfield will fail tomorrow.

[Torvald Utne]

Or maybe i have a sense of humour you pent up wanker.

 

Maybe not, as it wasn't actually funny. Just makes you weird.

[Chinandeler Bong]

Kenny as No2 to Roy ?

[Ponz]

Roy has confessed to eating a Tesco's marghawhita pizza. Investigations are ongoing.

[Yossi15]

Maybe it's Christian Poulsen in jail, after a fight with Victor Anichebe

[Guest davelfc]

Roy finally realised he has had his tactic board upside down.

[robslappa]

Or maybe i have a sense of humour you pent up wanker.

 

Nah. Just makes you a dickhead.

[Wor Horse]

Boardman loves all this doesn't he?

[Chippo]

Kenny as No2 to Roy ?

 

That would be a kick in the teeth!

[Dougie Do'ins]

They've finally managed to decipher the season ticket waiting list.

[Baldi]

Roy Evans to be brought in to work alongside in a new fangled "Managerial Partnership". The americans idea apparently when one Roy isnt enough make mine a double Roy !

[Guest davelfc]

Something like this I'm guessing.

 

Roy Hodgson is reportedly on the brink of being dismissed as Liverpool manager.

 

According to a host of reports on the backpages, Liverpool's woeful form, coupled with the disintegration of the relationship between Hodgson and supporters, has caused the club's owners to reluctantly consider a mid-season axing.

 

Though NESV are thought to prefer retaining Hodgson, at least until the end of the summer, it is expected that the axe will fall if Liverpool's form is not quickly revived.

 

In the words of The Daily Mail, 'Liverpool owners have reached breaking point with under-fire manager Roy Hodgson. Only a victory against Bolton at Anfield on Saturday is likely to save him following the shambolic defeat by Wolves which led to fans calling for him to be sacked.'

 

At most, Hodgson's make-or-break period is likely to last the two weeks in which his side are scheduled to play five times in 15 days.

 

 

Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson on the brink at Anfield - Premier League News | FOX Sports on MSN

[G Richards]

Will probably be underwhelming. Still, on the off chance it's some news about Roy going, or a top new signing coming, I'll keep half an eye on this.

[Arl arse]

Totally underwhelmed if thats it.

[lifetime fan]

Does anyone have a Times subscription?

[rondeco]

I just heard.. Oh My God!!!

[Soup]

OMG

OMG