God bless the Chinese...

[Fugitive]

and their Salt and Peppery goodness.

 

Just ordered some Salt and Pepper Ribs, Salt and Pepper shredded crispy beef and fried Rice and it's sex on toast.

 

Fucking marvelous and I would like to personally thank Woo.

[Dougie Do'ins]

A great bunch of lads.

 

[Son of L8]

You're having salt and pepper ribs, salt and pepper shredded crispy beef and fried rice on toast...?

 

Weirdo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... no on second thought, that sounds ace. I want some.

[Wor Horse]

You'll be hungry in 20 minutes. Or something.

[Strontium]

Good call. Just ordered some bean curd with green peppers in black bean sauce (yes, I'm the guy that likes tofu, if you ever wondered why it's on the menu), egg fried rice and "vegetarian appetiser" (kind of like an oriental version of a munchy box with spring rolls, tempura veg, seaweed and satay skewers)

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Salt and pepper *insert item* rules.

[Magic Sponge]

Just read a shit pointless thread.

 

Sound.

[Fugitive]

Good call. Just ordered some bean curd with green peppers in black bean sauce (yes, I'm the guy that likes tofu, if you ever wondered why it's on the menu), egg fried rice and "vegetarian appetiser" (kind of like an oriental version of a munchy box with spring rolls, tempura veg, seaweed and satay skewers)

 

You disgust me.

 

Vegetarians... not to be trusted.

[Fugitive]

Just read a shit pointless thread.

 

Sound.

 

You can read?!?!?!

 

Well done you.

 

*Pats Magic Sponge on the head*

[Trumo]

You disgust me.

 

Vegetarians... not to be trusted.

 

Seconded. Vegetarians that eat eggs are not vegetarians at all.

[Fugitive]

Seconded. Vegetarians that eat eggs are not vegetarians at all.

 

It's like somebody who likes to eat the odd fetus but denies he's a Cannibal.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I've tried salt and pepper tofu. It wasn't the best like.

[Section_31]

You might as well thank the Queen, as our 'Chinese' food is purpose made for us fat-loving English folk. Real Chinese food is cooked with oil and all sorts. My mate and his Mrs live over there and reckon it tastes like shite.

[RJ Fan club]

Well done Alex Woo.

[Unrighteous]

You might as well thank the Queen, as our 'Chinese' food is purpose made for us fat-loving English folk. Real Chinese food is cooked with oil and all sorts. My mate and his Mrs live over there and reckon it tastes like shite.

 

Real chinese food is fucking ace. I should know... I'm over here and eating real chinese food daily.

[Tyler Durden]

What I want to know is why the fuck I dont get my Chinese food served in little boxes like I see on the films

[BatChainPuller]

Was having a shit day yesterday - had to do property inspections in Hounslow which is a grim featureless place miles away. The person who was supposed to be driving phoned in sick at the last moment so I had to tramp around on foot in the cold. Was looking for somewhere for lunch and found a little Chinese with one of those £5 eat-all-you-want buffets. It transformed my whole day.

[Section_31]

Real chinese food is fucking ace. I should know... I'm over here and eating real chinese food daily.

 

Each to their own, they're over there too - have been for four years - and they hate it.

[RJ Fan club]

Been hungover as fuck today and as a result can't be arsed to go the shop.

 

I can hear the local chinky calling me. Well about 6 o'clock anyway.

[Bear77]

Chicken in satay sauce with cashew nuts, fucking delicious.

[Strontium]

Seconded. Vegetarians that eat eggs are not vegetarians at all.

 

 

What an odd comment. Maybe you want to explain it.

[Trumo]

This.

 

It's like somebody who likes to eat the odd fetus but denies he's a Cannibal.

[Strontium]

An egg is not a foetus. The clue is in the name - it's called "egg" and not "foetus".

 

Chickens lay eggs and if they're not fertilised, it's roughly analogous to a woman's menstruation. Yes, I am eating chicken periods, but no animal is being harmed or killed because the egg is not fertilised. :whatever:

[Trumo]

I grew up looking at it from the Hindu perspective, which echoes Fuge's sentiments rather less graphically. There are days when I have to be strict (pure) vegetarian, so that counts out fish and eggs as well as meat. Also, vegetarians go out of their way to justify eating/not eating something.

[Guest davelfc]

Fucking veggies, (not the ones on here obviously) I'm generalising here but they're usually people who are starved of affection and want to be the centre of attention without having any other credible reason to be so.

 

You have a small party, get together etc and you have to consider 'Jane' because she doesn't eat meat, fish or some other combination that makes little sense. But you go to their house and it's all veggie food, they didn't consider me because I want steak.

 

Go into a vegetarian restaurant this week and ask for the meat alternative, don't worry about offending any of the diners, they'll be too fuckin weak to do anything.

 

Fuckin veggies.