The world of a woman.

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck all wrong with a holiday in your own country.

I agree. Never heard of the term “staycation”. It’s fucking shit.

[Lee909]

Agree fuck all wrong with spending some holidays in England. Going to Weymouth next year for a week

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

You can do serious liver damage with those things. I was on a regular 200 mg ibuprofen tablets for a week and also happened to have my blood drawn to check the levels of some things by another doctor at the same time. I got a call saying I needed to come in straight away as there might be a serious problem with my liver. Turned out it was just the ibuprofen, which is fine if it's short-term and not too big a dose, but apparently people who take it regularly or up the dose even in the short-term can do long-term damage.

 

 

My Dad used to say "Women - can't live with them, and you can't shoot them." I think I was about 18 when I learned that wasn't how the saying actually went.

It can seriously bollocks yer kidneys as well.

Before I was diagnosed with CKD,I went the quack with back pain, had spent the weekend in blazing sun cutting down trees. Shitty Quack told me that go home and take ibuprofen and it would calm down.

Couple of week later, went back and saw another doctor, she did some blood tests and got us diagnosed properly, was warned - don’t take NSAIDs they will fuck you up. Dunno if thie first doc’s advice contributed to my condition.

[Bernard Diomede]

My auld fella leaves the house at 9 on a Saturday to go training. Gets back about half 12 and my ma is at him like a Maori warrior because he didn’t wake her up when he left and she slept in til 12 when she is going out. She’s 57 years of age and still relying in a wake up call.

 

Guaranteed if he’d have woke her up she would have bollocked him for not letting her have a lie in.

[tokyojoe]

She's watching TV and guess what? It is August 4th in a heatwave and True Entertainment channel has started broadcasting -

 

 

 

Guess what?

 

 

Wait for it.

 

 

Keep guessing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCKING CHRISTMAS FILMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I think I have lost the will to live.

[Numero Veinticinco]

She's watching TV and guess what? It is August 4th in a heatwave and True Entertainment channel has started broadcasting -

 

 

 

Guess what?

 

 

Wait for it.

 

 

Keep guessing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCKING CHRISTMAS FILMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I think I have lost the will to live.

Oh FFS.

[tokyojoe]

I've been watching a certain sporting event and in the background I can hear Jingle Fucking Bells.

 

In August.

 

I think I'll have to have her certified.

[Aventus]

Saw home alone on film4 before aswell, I feel like I'm missing something.

[Tony Moanero]

I've been watching a certain sporting event and in the background I can hear Jingle Fucking Bells.

 

In August.

 

I think I'll have to have her certified.

Home Alone > F***y

[VladimirIlyich]

Home Alone > F***y

Wrong.

[Bruce Spanner]

Famous, I tell thee...

[tokyojoe]

She's now announced that she's invited all her family down for fucking christmas. The annual nightmare starts already.

 

 

At home on Boxing Day aren't we?

[Dougie Do'ins]

She's now announced that she's invited all her family down for fucking christmas. The annual nightmare starts already.

 

 

At home on Boxing Day aren't we?

We are. Newcastle.

[tokyojoe]

We are. Newcastle.

Yep, checked.

[Harry Squatter]

I told her weeks ago that we can't afford another 3 grand to go away for christmas like we have done for the last 2 years and she's had a face on. This despite me being the only one in the house who works because she packed her job in due to health concerns. I do overtime virtually every weekend and I think I've been out about 5 times this year.

 

Women really have fuck all concept of money. She's now decided that I am cooking Christmas dinner because we aren't going away. Looks like the family will all be getting food poisoning then. Ungrateful twat.

[Lee909]

Up the stakes

Order a chinese or indian the day before and reheat for xmas dinner. Should make for a good day

[tokyojoe]

I told her weeks ago that we can't afford another 3 grand to go away for christmas like we have done for the last 2 years and she's had a face on. This despite me being the only one in the house who works because she packed her job in due to health concerns. I do overtime virtually every weekend and I think I've been out about 5 times this year.

 

Women really have fuck all concept of money. She's now decided that I am cooking Christmas dinner because we aren't going away. Looks like the family will all be getting food poisoning then. Ungrateful twat.

You're fucking lucky you've ever been away for Christmas. Brunei would be great but that's just a pipe dream.

[Harry Squatter]

Lanzarote it was Tokyo Joe. Dreading being off with the kids in the shit weather for 2 weeks and the constant sighing and moaning that will inevitably take place.

[Fowlers God]

BBQ for Christmas Day this year.

[General Dryness]

How old are the kids, Doc?

[Harry Squatter]

9 and one has severe Autism and needs to be entertained constantly. Hence why we try to go somewhere sunny at Christmas.

[General Dryness]

Sorry to hear that mate. That's got to be tough to deal with.

[Remmie]

Can you not bring your budget down a tad and go somewhere a bit cheaper? I guess if it's cheap it's not going to be sunny in December.

[Harry Squatter]

Sorry to hear that mate. That's got to be tough to deal with.

Big time mate. Constantly under pressure at work and money wise then have to deal with more headaches when I get home. My daughter bears the brunt of it as anything she wants to do is impacted by him. Luckily she is a little superstar who understands and never moans.

[Harry Squatter]

Can you not bring your budget down a tad and go somewhere a bit cheaper? I guess if it's cheap it's not going to be sunny in December.

The prices of the flights are expensive as soon as they come out and accomodation is pretty scarce or expensive. We stayed at home 2 years ago and it was a nightmare. I actually felt relieved to go back to work at the start of January.