What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[heavyrotation]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I like how they only cooked half the bacon so you'd die before you noticed that the bread had sat on a radiator for 14 seconds. 

Get back on the kippers you deviant.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, heavyrotation said:

Get back on the kippers you deviant.

Any sailor knows it’s fish in the morning and a cry wank at night while getting a bum. Man up 

[Bob]

5 hours ago, heavyrotation said:

Big Breakfast at Das Bistro, Bali. 

 

Ukranian, Noggie, Belrussian nor British brekkies can hold a candle to this beast. Some of the efforts on this thread make me weep with joy that the UK has fucked off from the EU!

 

2 bratwurst, 6 rashers of Bacon (sent back to crisp up a bit), a haufen Bratkartoffeln, twelvty pan roasted cherry tomatoes and a mound of well cooked fresh mushrooms (none of those canned ones favoured by nonces) and two perfectly fried eggs with runny yolks. As much toasted bread as you can shake a stick at (ignoring the brown bread is for sex offenders jibe, give ya head a wobble) The price...£2.50 with a cappuccino.

 

Ze Germans do it better.

Sausages look astoundingly good. The potatoes can do one.

[Bruce Spanner]

I maintain that bacon that is served undercooked is a hanging offence.

[Curly]

12 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went round to my mate Ed’s to watch the unmentionable. He was good enough to provide breakfast, not a bad effort.

 

That should look decent to me, but for some reason I hate it. The important ingredients look good quality and well cooked. Couple of minor flaws elsewhere, but all in all should be well received. Thing is, it’s made me want to make some food and lash my own plate at the wall. It’s the Maya Jama of breakfasts

[Curly]

8 hours ago, heavyrotation said:

Big Breakfast at Das Bistro, Bali. 

 

Ukranian, Noggie, Belrussian nor British brekkies can hold a candle to this beast. Some of the efforts on this thread make me weep with joy that the UK has fucked off from the EU!

 

2 bratwurst, 6 rashers of Bacon (sent back to crisp up a bit), a haufen Bratkartoffeln, twelvty pan roasted cherry tomatoes and a mound of well cooked fresh mushrooms (none of those canned ones favoured by nonces) and two perfectly fried eggs with runny yolks. As much toasted bread as you can shake a stick at (ignoring the brown bread is for sex offenders jibe, give ya head a wobble) The price...£2.50 with a cappuccino.

 

Ze Germans do it better.

Potatoes. Brown toast. Raw bacon. Green seasoning. Jam.

 

How dare you. How VERY dare you!

[Remmie]

13 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went round to my mate Ed’s to watch the unmentionable. He was good enough to provide breakfast, not a bad effort.

 

Ed is a wanker for what he's done to your eggs. 

[YorkshireRed]

13 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went round to my mate Ed’s to watch the unmentionable. He was good enough to provide breakfast, not a bad effort.

 

I hate Ed. 
 

This is almost worse than the usual shambles posted on here. At least with those, it’s all shit. No saving graces.

 

The breakfast made by Ed (who I hate) could have been a contender. Sausages look good, the toast a decent effort.

Two black puddings probably indicate an unspoken desire to have you sexually which is sweet, although steer clear of Ed, he’s a cunt. 
 

Serving eggs like that though. A heinous crime. No way I’d be able to eat them as I’d suspect Ed had stuck his penis in them before handing the plate to you. Typical of Ed that. 
 

Hope you told him to fuck off with the water and bring you a second ale instead.

 

Fuck Ed. 

[Bjornebye]

Seconded on the “Ed is a cunt” thingy 

[TheHowieLama]

Ed may indeed be a massive cunt - but it was his scruff of a houseguest who defiled the eggs.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Ed may indeed be a massive cunt - but it was his scruff of a houseguest who defiled the eggs.

What sort of cunt let’s anybody come into their home and fuck with their eggs? 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I knew Ed would be a bean-dodger. 

[lifetime fan]

I don’t even eat chicken periods but would be ashamed to serve those fucking eggs. 

[Bjornebye]

I’ve just zoomed in and realised that it’s black pudding not the bottom bit of the toast burnt. I take it all back, looks fit that. Eds even got an old school pub table towel . Be more like Ed 

[TheHowieLama]

#jesuised

[KMD7]

Ed can fuck off.

[Bjornebye]

Nothing to do with breakfasts but does anyone know what happened to the Raoul Moat thread? Can't find it ! Dave better not have deleted it. Me and the missus are babysitting her friends kids this evening at their house so I want something to read. 

[Strontium]

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nothing to do with breakfasts but does anyone know what happened to the Raoul Moat thread? Can't find it ! Dave better not have deleted it. Me and the missus are babysitting her friends kids this evening at their house so I want something to read. 

 

I think he deleted it. I don't know why. It used to be here.

 

https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/83594-raoul-moat/

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I think he deleted it. I don't know why. It used to be here.

 

https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/83594-raoul-moat/

Thanks SD 

 

Bloody hell @dave u ruined my night that 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Rumours are - Dave is going to do a Platinum membership which includes all deleted content as well as all PM's exchanged amongst the fallen heroes.

 

Tasty.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Rumours are - Dave is going to do a Platinum membership which includes all deleted content as well as all PM's exchanged amongst the fallen heroes.

 

Tasty.

You mean you aren’t already a platinum member? 

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

You mean you aren’t a platinum member? 

If I was I wouldn't tell you - though how else would I know?

The fact you are looking for that thread and meself and Strontsy have it at our fingertips is telling.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

If I was I wouldn't tell you - though how else would I know?

The fact you are looking for that thread and meself and Strontsy have it at our fingertips is telling.

Hahaha 

 

I found the Boston bomb thread so all hope isn’t lost 

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You mean you aren’t already a platinum member? 

Platinum membership? Is that how you are able to open Butch’s links?

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, belarus said:

Platinum membership? Is that how you are able to open Butch’s links?

No chance I’m ever opening a link off Butch. Lemonparty.org