Roxanne Pallett

[Section_31]

Makes you wonder if she crashed that car on purpose, was on telly talking about it pretty quick.

[Bjornebye]

She is clearly a twat but I wouldn't tire of making her my bitch.

[Juniper]

Makes you wonder if she crashed that car on purpose, was on telly talking about it pretty quick.

She clearly milked that also. Just look at the ‘crash photos’ of her ‘near death’ escape that left only a few bruises and the front of the car hardly damaged.

 

Also, crashed into a “concrete wall” my arse

 

Horrible, vile, creature.

[Elite]

Louis Theroux could probably do a weird weekend with her

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Car crash tv.

[Jairzinho]

Still got no idea what is happening.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Is she any relation to Timmy?

[General Dryness]

Didn't know who she was until the thread here. She is a bit rough, nuts and needs a good wash.

Pallett cleansing?

[Bjornebye]

Pallett would be shit in bed though, I bet she's got all sorts of health anxieties and shit, Knoxy would have pedigree chum around her mouth and just come at you with a dildo and a meat cleaver,

This is the post of the year so far. I don't think it will be beaten.

[Dr Nowt]

The reason you know for sure she’s a compulsive liar is “I was actually advised not to do this.”

 

Soon as I heard about I said she’d be professionally advised to leave the house swiftly, so she couldn’t continue to make it worse for herself by embellishing more and more, and then do exactly what she did above.

 

Celebrity damage limitation 101, isn’t it.

[Oh Buoy]

The reason you know for sure she’s a compulsive liar is “I was actually advised not to do this.”

 

Soon as I heard about I said she’d be professionally advised to leave the house swiftly, so she couldn’t continue to make it worse for herself by embellishing more and more, and then do exactly what she did above.

 

Celebrity damage limitation 101, isn’t it.

 

Didn't her marketing team/advisors disable all her accounts prior to her walking out of the CBB house?

 

I think the interview if she had been evicted would have been great to watch and probably would have been hard to recover from. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

With a name like Pallette no wonder she'd stab you in the back.

[Dr Nowt]

Didn't her marketing team/advisors disable all her accounts prior to her walking out of the CBB house?

 

I think the interview if she had been evicted would have been great to watch and probably would have been hard to recover from.

Yes, and exactly.

 

Some things you can’t walk back from.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Poor Dave!

[sir roger]

When Denise Welch is looking down her nose at you , you know it is a real fall from grace.

[Josef Svejk]

I feel we've lost all sense of perspective in the last few pages of this thread...

 

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[Section_31]

I feel we've lost all sense of perspective in the last few pages of this thread...

 

 

Absolutely, ours is not to reason why, ours but to masturbate until we cry.

[Scott_M]

In case anybody has forgotten, she gets her rack out in Lake Placid 3. Shortly before being eaten by a crocodile.

[Mendoza]

[Anubis]

In case anybody has forgotten, she gets her rack out in Lake Placid 3. Shortly before being eaten by a crocodile.

She then went on CNN and accused the CGI crocodile of assault.

[KMD7]

 

Fucking scenes

[Mendoza]

Sadly i missed Emmerdale: The Soft Porn years

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

She then went on CNN and accused the CGI crocodile of assault.

Technically it was assault.

[Oh Buoy]

 

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