Strange Female Behaviour

[Section_31]

Why is it that when women go out, their social interactions have all the shady underucrrents of the KGB's Christmas do?

 

When they're not being jealous or bitching, or trying to cause someone to be jealous, they're just trying to start shit.

 

Two mild examples, but annoying none the less: On Friday I was in a bar sat down at the back with a couple of mates and there was a couple to our left.

 

At one point my mates both fucked off to the bar and bog, and this bird's boyfriend went to the bar. Next thing she basically stares straight over and starts smiling at me. My mate comes back and is like 'What's going on here?'

 

A few weeks back something similar happened. There was a group of two couples, and at one point the fellas go to the bar. One of the women comes over to me and is like 'so do you come here a lot, what are you drinking?' etc then she goes 'hey, just for a laugh pretend I've just sold you my boyfriend's bracelet' (she takes out this big chunky gold effort) and I just go 'No'

So she moves onto the next bloke to try and get him to do it.

 

On both occasions I just thought; 'you cunts, why can't you just enjoy a night out?'

 

Then last night, we bumped into some rugby mates of my mate's, we were chatting a bit and I noticed one of their birds kept acting 'wacky' whenever I was there.

I sat down at one point, and I gradually noticed her getting closer and closer with her back to me, while chatting to her boyfriend, and even in my drunken state I thought 'she's going to either stand on my fucking foot, or spill her drink on me'

 

Low and behold, Her Bacardi 'slips' and goes all over her shoulder, she turns around full of appologies, and her boyfriend does the same 'she's pissed mate sorry!' but I just shook my fucking head, I could see it coming from an absolute mile away.

 

I've got more examples of this kind of shit than would fit on the forum from socialising with groups of birds, and they've brought me to the conclusion that -as a rule - women don't make very good friends.

 

Good 'mates' perhaps, for knocking about with and what not, but when the shit hits the fan, they're essentially too self-centred (perhaps this is genetic) to put anyone's interests above their own and are always looking to play even a simple situation (having a dirnk for fuck's sake) to their advantage.

 

A bloke would throw himself on a grenade for his mates, a woman would only do so if God promissed her a pair of shoes in the afterlife.

[odris]

I was expecting your post to end with "...so now im a gayer"

[melons]

Section are you including the good ladies of the GF in this analogy?

[Lucky Pierre]

I was expecting your post to end with "...so now im a gayer"

 

I was expecting something along the lines of "...that's how I know Im sexy!" and a cheesy movie quote or something

[RobbieOR]

Why is it that when women go out, their social interactions have all the shady underucrrents of the KGB's Christmas do?

 

When they're not being jealous or bitching, or trying to cause someone to be jealous, they're just trying to start shit.

 

Two mild examples, but annoying none the less: On Friday I was in a bar sat down at the back with a couple of mates and there was a couple to our left.

 

At one point my mates both fucked off to the bar and bog, and this bird's boyfriend went to the bar. Next thing she basically stares straight over and starts smiling at me. My mate comes back and is like 'What's going on here?'

 

A few weeks back something similar happened. There was a group of two couples, and at one point the fellas go to the bar. One of the women comes over to me and is like 'so do you come here a lot, what are you drinking?' etc then she goes 'hey, just for a laugh pretend I've just sold you my boyfriend's bracelet' (she takes out this big chunky gold effort) and I just go 'No'

So she moves onto the next bloke to try and get him to do it.

 

On both occasions I just thought; 'you cunts, why can't you just enjoy a night out?'

 

Then last night, we bumped into some rugby mates of my mate's, we were chatting a bit and I noticed one of their birds kept acting 'wacky' whenever I was there.

I sat down at one point, and I gradually noticed her getting closer and closer with her back to me, while chatting to her boyfriend, and even in my drunken state I thought 'she's going to either stand on my fucking foot, or spill her drink on me'

 

Low and behold, Her Bacardi 'slips' and goes all over her shoulder, she turns around full of appologies, and her boyfriend does the same 'she's pissed mate sorry!' but I just shook my fucking head, I could see it coming from an absolute mile away.

 

I've got more examples of this kind of shit than would fit on the forum from socialising with groups of birds, and they've brought me to the conclusion that -as a rule - women don't make very good friends.

 

Good 'mates' perhaps, for knocking about with and what not, but when the shit hits the fan, they're essentially too self-centred (perhaps this is genetic) to put anyone's interests above their own and are always looking to play even a simple situation (having a dirnk for fuck's sake) to their advantage.

 

A bloke would throw himself on a grenade for his mates, a woman would only do so if God promissed her a pair of shoes in the afterlife.

 

Thats not starnge,youve still got it:wallbutt:

[Section_31]

I was expecting your post to end with "...so now im a gayer"

 

I wish I was at times mate, it'd be easy, I could just slap some petrolium jelly on my arse and go and wait in some bushes, then after the deed was done, discuss men's fashions. What could be simpler.

 

Tell you another one which freaked me out a while back.

 

About a year ago me and a mate were driving home two brids who he knew, we'd been to the pub and I was literally just giving them a lift home.

 

One of their boyfriends was on nights, and in the middle of the ten minute drive she decided to call him just to 'check in'.

 

"How are you? Work okay? Yeah I'm in the back of some lad's car."

 

I thought WHAT.THE.FUCK.

 

Next thing you just hear him screaming down the phone, and she then spent the next half an hour both in the car and on her front drive, trying to calm hm down.

 

I said to my mate 'The fuck?' and he goes 'She's playing the game mate'

 

What game is this? Being a cunt?

 

Don't get me wrong, I like some women personally, but as a 'breed' their manipulative and predictable nature gives me cause for concern.

[melons]

I wish i had a decent negging ability...

 

you get cunt men too you know! Jesus the amount of times i've ended up in the middle of something, or some fucker is too pissed and hits on you while his girl is on the bog, at the bar or in some cases right behind him.

 

The thing with being female is, if the silly bint starts i can get away with decking her.

 

I had a drink all over me yesterday, fair do's some team had just scored, i didnt see my arse. :tease:

[Uncle_Meat]

Not all women are nasty, snipy, self-centred, manipulative ego-maniacs, just some of them.

 

It's the double standards that piss me off though. One particular ex of mine. If she talks to her ex it's "Well, he was part of my life and we're still friends so where's the harm in that. Whereas if I spoke to an ex it was "Ohh. Fed up with me now.. When you off to shag her then?" combined with a mahoosive cob on for the rest of the day.

 

General rule of thumb for me, the orangier the tan, the blonder the hair, the more "bling" (God, I hate that word) they are, the more of the above they'll be.

 

Avoid bimbos and you're OK.

[Kopite]

Section are you including the good ladies of the GF in this analogy?

 

Where are these good ladies then? ;)

[RedKnight]

Hmmm, I'm not sure you're totally right about this, Section.

[Section_31]

I wish i had a decent negging ability...

 

you get cunt men too you know! Jesus the amount of times i've ended up in the middle of something, or some fucker is too pissed and hits on you while his girl is on the bog, at the bar or in some cases right behind him.

 

The thing with being female is, if the silly bint starts i can get away with decking her.

 

I had a drink all over me yesterday, fair do's some team had just scored, i didnt see my arse. :tease:

 

Negged for being a bird

[Section_31]

Hmmm, I'm not sure you're totally right about this, Section.

 

I'm willing to admit that bars/clubs often bring out the worst in people, however I have seen these traits in other environments too.

 

I remember in an old job I used to work with a pair of stunners, they were both sound and a really top laugh, and they'd been mates since they were kids (still are if Facebook is to be believed) but I always remember once chatting to one of them and saying her mate looked nice in her dress (she was off out with her fella after work, this was an evening job) and he mate just looked at her from across the room and goes 'do you think? I thought she'd put a bit of weight on'

 

Meeoooowwwww, superb.

[Stouffer]

My missus is ace and doesn't do any of this sort of crap.

 

Thank fuck.

[RedKnight]

I'm willing to admit that bars/clubs often bring out the worst in people, however I have seen these traits in other environments too.

 

I remember in an old job I used to work with a pair of stunners, they were both sound and a really top laugh, and they'd been mates since they were kids (still are if Facebook is to be believed) but I always remember once chatting to one of them and saying her mate looked nice in her dress (she was off out with her fella after work, this was an evening job) and he mate just looked at her from across the room and goes 'do you think? I thought she'd put a bit of weight on'

 

Meeoooowwwww, superb.

 

I think you may have had just a lot of bad experiences with the wrong people. Some people are cunts, some people aren't, I've met women like that of which you speak but I've met loads of women who aren't like that all. Some of it is down to maturity.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Some women are nutters not all of them though. I had an ex who was admittedly a lot younger then me at the time (17 when I was 22) and she'd go to a party with her other under 18 mates which I didn't mind cos I'd go out on my own and she'd call me pretending to be overly drunk then the next day say "I was so drunk I have NO IDEA what i did" and then procede to tell me how almost everyone ended up sleeping together. Clearly doing this to mess with my head but luckily I'm a smart motherfucker

 

On the other hand my last serious lass didn't do any of this and was practically perfect in every way when it comes to head games. That was mega boring so I ended up breaking up with her before I went mad.

 

tl;dr - only most of them are crackers

[Hooch]

I had a messy break up with a girl once a few years back, we were "on a break" a la Ross and Rachael, and she got with some big meat head/knock out merchant round our way. Cue arguing and fall out between me and the girl as I was hurting a little bit (boo hoo I know) so in the heat of the moment while drunk I send one final text saying something along the lines of "good luck with your bad boy smack dealer then". Yes I shouldn't of said it not even knowing the guy but man I was in a bad place and bit understandably bitter.

 

Anyway instead of just accepting it as a last drunken dig the girl shows this to the new fella straight away, knowing full well he was a pyscho twice the size of me (literally as well). Cue me looking over my shoulder for the next 4 years of my life for this fella who "was after me". He finally caught up with me but I still avoid certain places I know he may go today. All this because this bird wanted to get kicks out of a bit of conflict between me and the meat head knowing full well this fella would squash me. Women eh?

[Uncle_Meat]

The moral of the story is this. If you want company, get a cat. For the rest of it, some decent porn.

 

Job done.

[melons]

Where are these good ladies then? ;)

Well im the soft one, SKi or Aveeze will sort you out, im still waiting for some taxi to turn up with pear cider?

 

Negged for being a bird

ouch... negged in revenge..... all be it puny revenge.

 

On the other hand my last serious lass didn't do any of this and was practically perfect in every way when it comes to head games. That was mega boring so I ended up breaking up with her before I went mad.

 

tl;dr - only most of them are crackers

Having a laugh? dumped for not messing with your head. ace.

 

The moral of the story is this. If you want company, get a cat. For the rest of it, some decent porn.

 

Job done.

 

And the man needs repping, i cant do this as i need to spread some around.

 

 

 

Some women are bitches, but same goes for blokes don't you think?

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

 

Having a laugh? dumped for not messing with your head. ace.

 

 

 

 

Weren't so much for not messing with my head. There's only so much of someone agreeing with everything you say and doing everyting you want to do and thinking you're so amazing and perfect that you can take! Where's the edge?

[melons]

Weren't so much for not messing with my head. There's only so much of someone agreeing with everything you say and doing everyting you want to do and thinking you're so amazing and perfect that you can take! Where's the edge?

 

well der, in the cooking....

 

 

 

I'll tell you whats strange behaviour, i have 4 children, youngest just started school, baby thing passed yeah? well my cousin has just had a little girl, his first child, In a matter of seconds of seeing her pictures i'm reduced to a mad woman cooing and getting all soppy.... he's just uploaded a few more, and i'm seriously considering taking a 5 hour round trip to go and see her one day this week instead of waiting till the end of the month when i planned on going... i mean, its a baby...... :whoops:

[kopitegaz]

Why is it that when women go out, their social interactions have all the shady underucrrents of the KGB's Christmas do?

 

When they're not being jealous or bitching, or trying to cause someone to be jealous, they're just trying to start shit.

 

Two mild examples, but annoying none the less: On Friday I was in a bar sat down at the back with a couple of mates and there was a couple to our left.

 

At one point my mates both fucked off to the bar and bog, and this bird's boyfriend went to the bar. Next thing she basically stares straight over and starts smiling at me. My mate comes back and is like 'What's going on here?'

 

A few weeks back something similar happened. There was a group of two couples, and at one point the fellas go to the bar. One of the women comes over to me and is like 'so do you come here a lot, what are you drinking?' etc then she goes 'hey, just for a laugh pretend I've just sold you my boyfriend's bracelet' (she takes out this big chunky gold effort) and I just go 'No'

So she moves onto the next bloke to try and get him to do it.

 

On both occasions I just thought; 'you cunts, why can't you just enjoy a night out?'

 

Then last night, we bumped into some rugby mates of my mate's, we were chatting a bit and I noticed one of their birds kept acting 'wacky' whenever I was there.

I sat down at one point, and I gradually noticed her getting closer and closer with her back to me, while chatting to her boyfriend, and even in my drunken state I thought 'she's going to either stand on my fucking foot, or spill her drink on me'

 

Low and behold, Her Bacardi 'slips' and goes all over her shoulder, she turns around full of appologies, and her boyfriend does the same 'she's pissed mate sorry!' but I just shook my fucking head, I could see it coming from an absolute mile away.

 

I've got more examples of this kind of shit than would fit on the forum from socialising with groups of birds, and they've brought me to the conclusion that -as a rule - women don't make very good friends.

 

Good 'mates' perhaps, for knocking about with and what not, but when the shit hits the fan, they're essentially too self-centred (perhaps this is genetic) to put anyone's interests above their own and are always looking to play even a simple situation (having a dirnk for fuck's sake) to their advantage.

 

A bloke would throw himself on a grenade for his mates, a woman would only do so if God promissed her a pair of shoes in the afterlife.

 

Sorry mate, have to disagree with you there. Although having said that, you're only speaking from your own experiences, but I'm about to speak from mine too.

 

I have a great mix of male and female mates, but I find that if there's any shit going on in my life (whether seeming trivial to some, or not) that its 2 or 3 of my female friends who would always talk through/sort out/help etc without question.

 

I think its like everything in life. There are lots of self centred, selfish people, some are male some are female. There are also some people who can be relied upon no matter what, and some of them are male and some are female.

 

Pretty simplistic perhaps (no jokes about me being simple, anyone. Ta), but thats just how I see things.

[Tom R]

Women are the most beautiful, wonderful, intriguing and incredible of all God's creatures.

 

You're obviously just hanging around with all the scuts in all the scutty places.

 

Oh, and you can't have friends who are girls unless they are your mate's bird, or if you're chronically ugly and unlikely to ever score.

Otherwise, as sure as eggs is eggs, you're gonna end up weeing on them and stuff eventually.

 

Friendship's with girls are just simply untenable.

[dudek#1]

Section is right. Female behaviour is highly insane. If you class a woman as a good friend, then I'm afraid there is something clinically wrong with you. They are just weirdos that God put there to be taken advantage of.

[Dirk]

Section is right. Female behaviour is highly insane. If you class a woman as a good friend, then I'm afraid there is something clinically wrong with you. They are just weirdos that God put there to be taken advantage of.

 

Nah he's not. Some women are like that. Some aren't. Some men are dicks. Some aren't. How many women did he notice on his night out that weren't behaving like dicks? I bet it was the vast majority. He who seeks shall find. If a person has a negative opinion of something, they seek information to reinforce their opinion. I've met plenty of women of the kind Section mentions but I've also met more that aren't like that.

[Kopite]

Well im the soft one, SKi or Aveeze will sort you out, im still waiting for some taxi to turn up with pear cider?

 

I've still got three bottles left, lovely.