Least Funny Comedian Ever?

[Section_31]

Any advances on Lenny Henry?

 

edit - that 'screamy' noise he used to do back in the 80s was quite funny.

[RedKnight]

French and Saunders have never been funny.

[AK78]

that 'little miss jocelyn' on bbc2. utter shite.

[Section_31]

that 'little miss jocelyn' on bbc2. utter shite.

 

I think anything which relies on a catchphrase for 90% of it's humour value is in serious trouble.

 

Oh, oh, she's gonna, she's gonna say it!!!

 

"This could take a looooooooooooooong time!!!"

 

Oh how we laughed!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just the adverts for Little Miss Jocelyn make me want to kill something.

 

Catherine Tate's cack too.

 

But by far the worst that I've ever paid money to see (what was I thinking?) was Chubby Brown.

[RJ Fan club]

This cunt...

 

[TG3]

Just the adverts for Little Miss Jocelyn make me want to kill something.

 

Catherine Tate's cack too.

 

But by far the worst that I've ever paid money to see (what was I thinking?) was Chubby Brown.

 

I went to see Chubby too but I thought that he was hilarious (although I was plastered and all I really remember was pushing my mate out towards the aisle so that he got ripped). I still think that he can come out with some funny one liners though.

[Section_31]

This cunt...

 

 

To be fair though, when he made that Brian Dowling/dowding/downing big brother bloke cry on that celebrity cheff bollocks a while back, I was in genuine stitches! New world and old collided with spectacular results!

[Remmie]

Any female comedian ever. They are all, without exception, shite.

 

I'd like to pay particular attention to Jo Brand. My version of it's entire routine follows, though my version is actually a little funny, unlike it's:

 

I was walking down the street one day- yes I can walk despite being fat, and I thought all men are wankers so I went home and ate some cake.

[RJ Fan club]

To be fair though, when he made that Brian Dowling/dowding/downing big brother bloke cry on that celebrity cheff bollocks a while back, I was in genuine stitches! New world and old collided with spectacular results!

 

There is the mark of the man, he goes on a shitty celeb cooking show and makes a overly camp excitable queen cry. Its hardly save the world stuff is it.

 

The man is a fucking top rate unfunny cunt. I'd love to twat him over the head with a lump hammer then scrape his teeth across a brick wall before pissing on the cunt.

 

I'd be harsher to him except I did even watch big break and may have mercy before death.

[RedKnight]

Jethro.

[RJ Fan club]

Jethro.

 

That ain't far off the mark RK, twatty cornish cunt.

[Nick Leeson]

Anyone who was ever on that shit show with Tony Slattery and Sandy Togsvig and Mike McShane or someone, I dunno it was fucking ages ago. Paul Merton was always on it too. Improv shite; just not funny at all. Whose line is it anyway? Or is that the one with Angus Deyton and Shaka Hislop, I forget now but one of them is okish funny and the other one is just a pile of shite.

[Nick Leeson]

Sorry about the rant there but that show really wasn't very funny at all.

[RedKnight]

Whose Line is it anyway? was the show. Probably asked in toilets on a saturday night up and down the country these days.

[RJ Fan club]

Any advances on Lenny Henry?

 

edit - that 'screamy' noise he used to do back in the 80s was quite funny.

 

Actually the Delbert Wilkins show thing was quite good in the mid 80's hes done fuck all since. Apart from bleat on about comic relief. Before any twat moans I bought a red nose once, so piss off.

[AK78]

Anyone who was ever on that shit show with Tony Slattery and Sandy Togsvig and Mike McShane or someone, I dunno it was fucking ages ago. Paul Merton was always on it too. Improv shite; just not funny at all. Whose line is it anyway? Or is that the one with Angus Deyton and Shaka Hislop, I forget now but one of them is okish funny and the other one is just a pile of shite.

 

 

who's line is it anyway - john sessions - say no more

[Remmie]

Whose line is being shown on repeats on that new channel Dave. I liked it but agree Slattery, Toksvig or any other female on that show were shite. Paul Merton and Ryan Styles were great in it though.

[RJ Fan club]

who's line is it anyway - john sessions - say no more

 

What? Sessions is a leg. Stella Street - Say no more.

[AK78]

What? Sessions is a leg. Stella Street - Say no more.

 

stella st was funny-but he came across as a smart arse on who's line...... I rememmber they all had to do an improvisation once, about the worst person to get stuck in a lift with... one of the cast went 'hello i'm john sessions'. and that was it, game over, everyone pissing themselves

[Thants]

Any female comedian ever. They are all, without exception, shite.

 

I'd like to pay particular attention to Jo Brand. My version of it's entire routine follows, though my version is actually a little funny, unlike it's:

 

I was walking down the street one day- yes I can walk despite being fat, and I thought all men are wankers so I went home and ate some cake.

 

Victoria Wood makes you very wrong there. You wont agree but you're wrong.

 

As for worse than Jim Davidson . . . erm Richard Blackwood?

[stringvest]

All black comedians apart from Richard Pryor, all women apart from Linda Smith and all New Zealanders, Welshmen (especially Boyce), Jethro, Davidson, anyone who uses a puppet as a prop,ventriloquists, and most Americans.

[Thants]

All black comedians apart from Richard Pryor, all women apart from Linda Smith and all New Zealanders, Welshmen (especially Boyce), Jethro, Davidson, anyone who uses a puppet as a prop,ventriloquists, and most Americans.

 

Riiiight. Not seen Conchords then?

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All scouse comedians except for Dodd (who's a genius) are genuine shite.

 

'Tarby' is like the unmarried late 40s uncle who tries to pull coins out of your ear and make balloon shapes - but can't.

 

Stan Boardman is a national disgrace. "De Geeeerrrrrrrrrrmn's"

 

Fucking HO HUM!

[stringvest]

Riiiight. Not seen Conchords then?

 

yep. The word I would use to describe their humour is sliiiiiight. I do watch them though, as it's calming and gentle. A bit like Last Of The Summer Wine for the noughties. What I was getting at more was the interminable line of New Zealanders who manage to find themselves in front of microphones in London's hipper comedy clubs. Not funny.