Least Funny Comedian Ever?

[Thants]

Philistines

[Michael Howard]

The TLW GF Christmas Party gig would be a tough gig for any comedian.

 

"Go on then you unfunny bastard make me fuckin laff"

 

Of it's time Whose Line was generally brilliant. Inevitably totally unfunny bits and the odd tosser (Tony Slattery) but it was ace. Although ITV have reinvented it with "Thank God you're here" which will last 1 series (if that).

[L19red]

Women make fucking shit comediennes (I much preferred that title over comedian so I could reach for the remote control before their actual name was given out - "...and please welcome onto the stage one of britain's funniest comediennes...click").

 

Of all the shit ones, of which there are many, it stuns me that any bloke could find Victoria fucking Wood even remotely smirkworthy. Caroline Ahern is woefully unfunny as every single second of the Royle Family bears testament to. Jo Brand - honestly, just fuck off. And that Ronnie Ancona who supported that talentless impressionist wanker actually made him look funny, she was that fucking shit.

 

Note to women - don't try and be funny, because you are shit at it.

 

Of the blokes - that irritating camp fuckwit that was on Jonathan Ross the other night, Something Carr - what a fucking one trick I'm gay as fuck ergo funny pony cunt. He'll be another Clary/Norton this time next year.

 

 

Mention of Ronnie Ancona has reminded me to check out the Bird Fancying Amnesty Thread.

[madstock]

And that Ronnie Ancona who supported that talentless impressionist wanker actually made him look funny, she was that fucking shit.

 

You would, though.

[sh#t waffle]

Riiiight. Not seen Conchords then?

Have you ever seen murrays standup? Ace. I really really hate Lee Evans.

[CharleyKnight]

Good shouts there. Little Miss Jocelyn, 2 Pints of Lager and a packet of spunk and Tittybangbang make me wonder how on earth they where ever let on T.V. They are truly shite and I actually laugh more at the news than those wank stains. As stand ups go Jenny Eclair is fuckin dire, Joan Collins, Lenny Henry and I can't see whats so funny about that cunt Gervais as well!

[Fink]

That yank fella - Carrot top.

[CharleyKnight]

That yank fella - Carrot top.

 

Most yank comics are fuckin dire. Who was that guy in the early 90's who looked like Vanilla Ice?

[CharleyKnight]

Dice man or something? Does that ring a bell? All he did was stand on stage and shout but all the fuckin red neck yokels loved him.

[Elite]

Russell Brand. Annoying cunt, his use of 'big words' pisses me off to. He doesn't even use correctly most of the time.

[CharleyKnight]

Russell Brand. Annoying cunt, his use of 'big words' pisses me off to. He doesn't even use correctly most of the time.

 

I do indeed hope Russell Brand catches bad aids and dies. How he classes himself as a stand up is beyond me. His routine consists of him standing on stage talkinga bout who he's fucked, throwing in some big words such as "postulating" and "agarophobia" then saying "Rubarb" when things don't go down well. What a twat.

[fagus]

i remember working in darlington in the 80's in the shopping centre , they had tom oconnor opening the centre and he done his stand up routine ,i have never felt so sorry for anyone in my life he died on his arse

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Women make fucking shit comediennes (I much preferred that title over comedian so I could reach for the remote control before their actual name was given out - "...and please welcome onto the stage one of britain's funniest comediennes...click").

 

Of all the shit ones, of which there are many, it stuns me that any bloke could find Victoria fucking Wood even remotely smirkworthy. Caroline Ahern is woefully unfunny as every single second of the Royle Family bears testament to. Jo Brand - honestly, just fuck off. And that Ronnie Ancona who supported that talentless impressionist wanker actually made him look funny, she was that fucking shit.

 

Note to women - don't try and be funny, because you are shit at it.

 

Of the blokes - that irritating camp fuckwit that was on Jonathan Ross the other night, Something Carr - what a fucking one trick I'm gay as fuck ergo funny pony cunt. He'll be another Clary/Norton this time next year.

 

Ay he's got big teeth you know, did you notice he has big teeth, they crack me up they do, no really.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Oh and that fat Iranian guy aswell, seen him on the bbc a few times, what a dick.

[The Chief]

Unfunniest male comedian=Tim Vine, seriously sho told this cunt he's funny?

Unfunniest female comedienne=Jo Brand, And she takes the award for the ugliest comedian of any sex.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Jo Brand is a big, fat, ugly, sloppy fucking mess.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Unfunniest male comedian=Tim Vine, seriously sho told this cunt he's funny?

Unfunniest female comedienne=Jo Brand, And she takes the award for the ugliest comedian of any sex.

 

Please don't ever mention Jo brand and sex in the same sentence again, that shit turn my stomach.

[madstock]

Please don't ever mention Jo brand and sex in the same sentence again, that shit turn my stomach.

 

Would it be permissible to say "Jo Brand was born a man, the unwanted twin of BBC legend John Sergeant, but when they were performing her humour by-pass they performed a quick sex change op"?

[Charles Penrose]

Al Murray is horrendously bad.

[TonyTNT]

Any female comedian ever. They are all, without exception, shite.

 

I'd like to pay particular attention to Jo Brand. My version of it's entire routine follows, though my version is actually a little funny, unlike it's:

 

I was walking down the street one day- yes I can walk despite being fat, and I thought all men are wankers so I went home and ate some cake.

 

Yep Jo Cunting Brand gets my vote, 3 jokes in the repertoire, 1) I’m fat 2) Men are retards 3) I like cake….fuck off Jo…you look like a fatter uglier version Beetlejuice !

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Would it be permissible to say "Jo Brand was born a man, the unwanted twin of BBC legend John Sergeant, but when they were performing her humour by-pass they performed a quick sex change op"?

 

Say what now ??? agreed.

[Baldi]

Easy ....Patrick Kielty, a talentless cunt.

[manwiththestick]

joe pasquale, david walliams and that fucking lee mack. that's some unfunny shit right there.

[Nick Leeson]

3) I like cake….fuck off Jo…you look like a fatter uglier version Beetlejuice !

 

I feel bad that this comment went unnoticed. Genius

[hamstrung]

French and Saunders have never been funny.

 

Agree

 

Not the worst but....

 

 

Definitely the most overrated. Bring it on.

 

You're more of a "my family" typa guy evidently.

 

Billy Connolly is a legend.

 

Yes

 

I guess Stouffer won't agree with me either. I just don't find him funny. But that's what the comedy world is like. It's like when people say Jimmy Carr is shit whereas I think he is the best comedian out there.

 

Ahh, the innocence (and incredible wrongness) of youth.

 

Cant see many agreeing, but I have always thought Billy Connelly was shit.

 

I suggest therapy. One of the best British comedians ever.

 

How the fuck could I foget...

 

 

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