Licking fanny

[rubble-rouser]

14 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I used to think that as did my Mrs but then we gave it a whirl and decided it fucking rules. It's like a sexy way of trying to tune in a radio station, little to the left, little to the right, that's it the shipping forecast! Or something.

Dogger bank?

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I used to think that as did my Mrs but then we gave it a whirl and decided it fucking rules. It's like a sexy way of trying to tune in a radio station, little to the left, little to the right, that's it the shipping forecast! Or something.

 

[Clem H Fandango]

Another Noos classic!

[Jairzinho]

Fantastic thread.

 

Reading loads of people saying they'd rather give than receive head, and thinking "Wait, what?". Then robbief just casually admits to being a nonce.

[Bjornebye]

On 22/11/2007 at 14:46, Harry Squatter said:

Some birds don't like it - went out with a bird who wouldn't even let me do it and just sucked me off instead. I'll see if I've still got her number for you The Sir.

 

 

 

[littletedwest]

On 02/01/2021 at 11:08, littletedwest said:

It's a sign of weakness and possibly a sign you're a finook

This man knows 

[Pidge]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

[TheBitch]

On 22/11/2007 at 15:24, Section_31 said:

 

We were waiting for a spare booth and just stood there like knobheads, being pissed out of my skull I asked where she was from, she said Kiev so I just went 'oh shevchenco plays for Kiev, they're doing well this year aren't they?' She was having none of it though.

 

In the middle of the dance she sat prostrate over my lap and falls back with her head touching the floor and shaking her tits trying to look sexy, she reached her hand out for me to help her back up but I was that fucked I just gave her the thumbs up and she was stuck that way for about two minutes.

 

A nosh was probably on the cards (for a modest fee) but I could hardly stand by the end of it, and she just rubbed my hair and went 'Ah poor baby!' :D

This could have been a real sliding doors moment for said lap dancer, if she’d shown some willing over Schevchenko’s form in the 2007 season, her and Sec’ could have really hit it off, but more than likely she fell on hard times and ended up back in the homeland fighting Putin on the frontline. 
 

A real tragedy. 

[Clem H Fandango]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Fantastic thread.

 

Reading loads of people saying they'd rather give than receive head, and thinking "Wait, what?". Then robbief just casually admits to being a nonce.

The Beef owns this thread.

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

The Beef owns this thread.

[johnsusername]

[lifetime fan]

70% beef 30% tuna. 
 

I miss Pony Princess, quality poster. 

[CapeRed]

Mate of mine admitted he was turned off by it and couldn’t bring himself to do it. We tried to talk him around and offered him a raw chicken breast fillet to practice on but he wasn’t having any of it.

[sir roger]

Probably the least warlike leader the Apache ever had.

[halewood pete]

On 22/11/2007 at 15:25, robbief said:

 

16 on 9/12/07:thumbup:

 

 

 

 

 

she's getting there.

 

[Clem H Fandango]

Im the fanny licking master.

 

That mound gets munched, tongue deep and everything.

 

-.

[Fugitive]

The Beef has definitely spent a bit of time in prison. I bet he still hangs around his local shops on a BMX with all the teenagers thinking he’s top dog.

[Curly]

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

On 17/07/2023 at 13:39, Clem H Fandango said:

Another Noos classic!

I reckon 97.32% of all Noos threads should be in the HoF.