Stuff that isn't good value for money

[Guest TK-421]

Shower gel.

[wiiksie]

[madstock]

Fucking Razor Blades.

[wiiksie]

[Elmyn Noos]

Shower gel? I get a bucket of own brand from Morrisons for about 70p. That doesn't seem too bad to me? Vanilla flavour too apparently.

[Guest TK-421]

Shower gel? I get a bucket of own brand from Morrisons for about 70p. That doesn't seem too bad to me? Vanilla flavour too apparently.

 

Well obviously budget brands don't count. I'm thinking Lynx or some other heinous supermarket equivalent. It just disintegrates and fucks off down the plug hole before you know it.

[robbief]

i get a 2 litre carton of coconut and a litre and a half container of bubble gum from the cleaner in our gym. both for free.

 

i rarely buy shower gel/shampoo and if i do it comes in one of those 'spend an extra 3 pound on your aftershave and recieve this showergel' deals. or its the raspberry one from asda. thats good and yes, i do love to smell like fruit. not a fruit, but fruit.

[Section_31]

I'd go with razor blades too, fucking outrageous, it's about six quid for eight of the fuckers!

[madstock]

It just disintegrates and fucks off down the plug hole before you know it.

 

Following that logic, I give you leprosy*. Very bad value.

Wanking in the shower. Where is the moneysaving in that?

 

 

*Not in a communicable sense.

[wiiksie]

Flavoured shower gel? Vanilla? Coconut? Bubble gum? Raspberry? What the fucking fuck?

 

Another thread decimated by ladyboys.

[Elmyn Noos]

Well obviously budget brands don't count. I'm thinking Lynx or some other heinous supermarket equivalent. It just disintegrates and fucks off down the plug hole before you know it.

 

I suspect your application of product is the problem here.

 

You need to apply the gel via one of those scrunchy things to get it to lather up, or a sponge. Then you only need a tiddy squirt each time and it lasts for ages.

[Elmyn Noos]

Flavoured shower gel? Vanilla? Coconut? Bubble gum? Raspberry? What the fucking fuck?

 

Another thread decimated by ladyboys.

 

You can get non-flavoured shower gel??

[Guest TK-421]

Wanking in the shower. Where is the moneysaving in that?

 

It saves on prostitute bills.

 

Heathrow/Gatwick/Luton/Stansted Express. Arrrggghhh!

[She Knows It]

 

That gets up my nose almost as much as the trays with a bit of cauliflower and a bit of broccoli in it. Who is that lazy that they'd buy it in a tray, and pay four times over the odds for it? It's not like it takes hours of preparation. Bone idle twats.

[robbief]

I suspect your application of product is the problem here.

 

You need to apply the gel via one of those scrunchy things to get it to lather up, or a sponge. Then you only need a tiddy squirt each time and it lasts for ages.

 

or put it on your hair first. that works sort of the same towards a scrunchy thing.

[madstock]

Tampons, and in particular Tampax.

 

They are never BOGOF at Boots any more, either.

[Guest TK-421]

I'm a sucker for those compartmentalised vegetable packets.

 

Elmyn, there are no girls in my house hence no scrunchy thing/decent sponge.

 

Shower gel is a rip. It's liquid that you pour liquid onto, turns liquidy and liquids off down the liquid hole.

[Harry Squatter]

MOT, Even if you buy a brand new BMW with nothing wrong with it, never been driven before, tested by labrats in Munich to be 99.99999999% reliable a scally working in a dodgy backstreet garage or Kwik Fit will ALWAYS find something wrong with it and charge you for it - because they can.

[Elmyn Noos]

I'm a sucker for those compartmentalised vegetable packets.

 

Elmyn, there are no girls in my house hence no scrunchy thing/decent sponge.

 

Shower gel is a rip. It's liquid that you pour liquid onto, turns liquidy and liquids off down the liquid hole.

 

You could invest in one. The money you'd save on shower gel would pay for it in a week.

[Remmie]

Why are so many people prepared to pay 3 times more to travel first class? Weird.

[robbief]

paper. the stuff grows on trees and costs a fortune!

[robbief]

Why are so many people prepared to pay 3 times more to travel first class? Weird.

 

the service.

[She Knows It]

Tampons, and in particular Tampax.

 

They are never BOGOF at Boots any more, either.

 

Asda's own. 12p for 360. But don't leave them in the bathroom or they get damp and then get stuck in the applicator and you have to wrestle with the buggers to get them in.

 

hth.

 

Also, If you think you have to pay over the odds for shaving stuff, check out the price of ours. It's even more extortionately priced, and our razors are shit in comparison, which is why I buy men's. They think we're that soft that we'll pay £4 for a packet of shit disposable razors which are effectively those crap orange bic things but in delicate hues of lilac and pink.

[madstock]

Why are so many people prepared to pay 3 times more to travel first class? Weird.

 

Because it keeps the uncivilised scutters out the way. Weirdo.

[mattyq]

So we can avoid the hoi-polloi and their ill-mannered ways