Bands that should be shot in the face

[BENIRL]

darkness, do a Mr shhh and shoot them up the arse

[Ian]

Can we shoot U2 1 more time again please?

 

I've no problems with it the more bullets in Bono the better. I know i said it already but he's a cunt.

[Paul]

Fuck bullets - Chris Martin might survive. I'm going thermo-nuclear on Coldplay's asses. Fuck me, I hate them and their whiney voiced tit of a singer. Yellow? Blood red, more like.

 

*Boom*

[Ian Sea]

Any boy band. Westlife, Take That and all the rest of them are fucking horrendous. But the people in them think they're ace.

[WaltonRed]

Oasis Arctic Monkeys and The Eagles do not deserve to be shot in the face.

 

U2 on the other hand defo deserve it!

[Stu Monty]

People who hate Chris Martin (that's him and not the music or his voice) are mentalists, yes, I'm looking at you Natton.

 

The Feeling need shooting real bad, I bet they love their mums and stuff but the nursery rhymes need to stop. I'd also shoot Doherty and The View. I don't even dislike The View that much but I'm reeeeeaaaally getting tired of that Same Jeans track now.

[Thants]

The Killers.

[Roast Beef]

Bono > Chris Martin

 

Fact, and all that.

[Stouffer]

The view goes without saying Stu.

 

One out of left field is Cleopatra (Comin' atchya).

[Stu Monty]

How on earth did I forget The Mavericks. If I heard that dirtfest of a song once I heard it four hundred thousand times. I worked at a gaff that did functions and it was played at every single one for two yeats. Wedding - Check. Christening - Check. Old folks day out - Check.

 

Just wanna dance the night away do you? Well I just want to throw acid in your faces.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who hate Chris Martin (that's him and not the music or his voice) are mentalists, yes, I'm looking at you Natton.

 

The Feeling need shooting real bad, I bet they love their mums and stuff but the nursery rhymes need to stop. I'd also shoot Doherty and The View. I don't even dislike The View that much but I'm reeeeeaaaally getting tired of that Same Jeans track now.

 

I've had the same shit song stuck in my head for two weeks long, urrgh hate that song. Loving the U2 bashing, although why just concentrate on bono when you could slaughter get ready for it "the Edge" he sounds more like a pizza than a rock star. As Maddox said yeah a name like that is cool IF YOUR 12. Hate Keane with a passion aswell, everybodys changing lalalala except you your band and your sound.

[dirty_sanchez]

I'd like to shoot Girls Aloud in the face.

 

 

With my love gun.

[WaltonRed]

Shoot the View in the face? your all showing your age!

[Stu Monty]

Anyone that Monty likes.

 

I quite like The Chemical Romance. Are you going to break the news to them or should I?

[Guest TK-421]

Offspring, and all of their fans please.

[Stu Monty]

My Chemical Romance... I'd sacrifice them for the good of the world.

 

A noble sentiment. I'm cunning though you know.

 

You'd be getting dragged out your house by the death squads swearing down that you were never the lead singer in "The RTK Kings" but they would never buy it, not after my glowing expressions of love for them.

[Thants]

The bluebells i'll shoot them in the fact then scoop our their small brains with their fiddle.

[Tom R]

The Eagles, U2, Coldplay, Razorlight, The Killers, Limp Biscuit, Slipknot ( or any of that shitty metal nonsense), The Kaiser Chiefs, The Darkness, Duran Duran. There are countless others but I'm too tired to think.

 

 

The Eagles??? Shame on you!

[Stu Monty]

Franklin Eeisengaard and the truffle shuffle combo or whatever they're called. They should definitely be shot in the face.

 

The shitty band whose name I can't remember that hailed from Southport who, at the battle of the bands final in Liverpool a few years ago, claimed Gomez had stolen their act should get it too. You were shite and Gomez were good lads, that was probably the reason they made it and you're working in Tesco.

[CharleyKnight]

Coldplay

U2

MN8

3T

Razorlight - espescially Borrel

Robbie Williams (I know he's not a band, but he weighs as much as a band does)

Bon Jovi

KraftWerk

Backstreet Boys

Hear Say

Erasure

North and South

My Chemical Romance

Panic at the disco

The Killers - shower of cunts

Slipknott - just noise

[Bellflower]

Wouldn't waste bullets on Radiohead. An Iraqi hanging will do quite nicely.......

[rargh]

The Kooks. The singer sounds like he's fucking deaf.

[Total Longo]

Simply Red. Robbie Williams. Kaiser Chiefs

[DT]

Radiohead - just in case they haven't been mentioned. Ooooh look at us, we don't want any fans so we'll follow up our decent early stuff by becoming completely introvert, and...well, shite.

[The Bugged Out]

a complete load of shite there dt but hey everyone is entitled to their opinion