The Twat List

[Liquid football]

It is Chris but don't be fooled - his eyes are only red because of the coloured contacts.

 

He's gone up in my estimation after this.

[Guest Cock-Fillet]

 

He's on the list because he's the king of twats.

 

because hes a ginger cunt..:thumbsup:

[Newport]

because hes a ginger cunt..:thumbsup:

 

Because he's a Manc. End of discussion.

[kelster]

 

Is it me, or does he look like a young Malcolm Glazer?

[Guest Cock-Fillet]

 

Is it me, or does he look like a young Malcolm Glazer?

 

He looks like a young hobbit..

[CharleyKnight]

Charles, do you have first hand experience of Mexican gimps?

 

Si senor!

[Sut]

 

Twat.

[Da Bitch]

 

Twat.

 

Don't you mean HAIRY Twat!!

 

Wot about that wassock in the Cillite Bang ad I'm trying to think of something big enough to gag him (thinks)................. yup Vanessa Feltz's arse sould do!!

[Sut]

 

Loud personality-free twat.

[Sut]

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Jimmy Tarbuck.....golf playing, jolly gap toothed Scouser, loves Liverpool that much that he fucked off to live in Surrey about 25 years ago.....unfunny twat.

 

Ian Hislop....smug, smarmy, unfunny, potato headed cunt.....twat.

 

Jeffrey Archer.....I could gladly kick him to death....twat.

 

Anybody who has ever appeared in an advert for a personal loan or car insurance with a special mention to that shirtlifter who dresses up as a sailor with the parrot on his shoulder in the 'Admiral' advert......twat.

 

Ronnie Corbett.....fat unfunny little twat. Its living proof that there is no God when he is still breathing in and out and the legendary Ronnie Barker, the guv'nor, has left us.

 

Simon Bates....the great John Peel dies, this bastard faced twatting cunt is still alive.....twat.

 

Noel Edmonds.....rich, annoying, wears horrible jumpers.....twat.

[BRANDS]

Emmon Holmes - twat

 

Fiona Philips - cunt off and die

 

David Platt - you look like darth vader without his mask on and your chronically shit - cunt and double cunt off

 

The writers of lost - what the fuck is going on- do you actually know ? anmd you fucking write the story - cunt off too! twats

 

Rio Ferdinand - General Twat

 

Jose's mate the one with no forehead - hes a twat

 

That fella from the star whos slipping the blondie from girls alound - he looks a right twat

[keysaint]

Hannah Martin = Twat

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

After some consideration, I hang my head in shame for not including on my original list the most pointless and irritating twat of all....gentlemen, I give you.....Keith Chegwin.....twat. If you ever see this Iceberg sized twat, feel free to kick him in the balls....to death.

[Harry Squatter]

Has anyone mentioned Jeremy Kyle yet? - he is a complete twat, who is completely full of his own importance. I also nominate Robbie Williams - Attention seeker and Gordon Ramsay bully and miserable, also said in FHM, "make no mistake I am hard, F***ing hard", shut up Gordon you tit, I bet you've been banged out loads of times, its just never on camera.

[aws]

Don't go knocking Jeremy Kyle. He's one of our most respected posters.

[Fink]

that woman who looks like a horse and Trey or whatever his name is from The apprentice

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I should have added Les Dennis aswell. I cant believe that monkey faced no mark was poking the fragrant Amanda Holden....twat.

[Stu Monty]

 

What did you want to be when you grew up?

 

I wanted to work at Smash Hits. And between the ages of 20 and 25 I did.

 

TWAT!

[kidney]

I should have added Les Dennis aswell. I cant believe that monkey faced no mark was poking the fragrant Amanda Holden....twat.

 

Have you seen Amanda Holden lately?....looks like shes had the same job done to her lips as Lesley Ash......totally ruined her.:no

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Have you seen Amanda Holden lately?....looks like shes had the same job done to her lips as Lesley Ash......totally ruined her.:no

 

aaaaah shoite. No I havent seen her for a while, she seems to have dropped off the radar, judging by what you said, I can see why.

[CharleyKnight]

 

What did you want to be when you grew up?

 

I wanted to work at Smash Hits. And between the ages of 20 and 25 I did.

 

TWAT!

 

That is an outstanding post. He is a cunt that man. So are 99% of Z Listers on talking heads programmes.

[Harry Squatter]

Who is he?

[dirty_sanchez]

I'm guessing something to do with Heat magazine looking at the picture.

[Harry Squatter]

If he's one of those quegs who go on those "Top 50 greatest top 50 lists" and psycho analyses meaningless events like David Beckham getting a new earring then yes he deserves to be on this.