The weather

[magicrat]

Leaf just blown past the window shocker. 

[Karl_b]

The lawn looks like a pond, a plant has blown over, a fence panel has been smashed by a branch from the neighbour's tree and the dog's pissed off that he isn't allowed out. This is the first day since we've had the dog where I've thought "nah, fuck that". 

[Dougie Do'ins]

17 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Leaf just blown past the window shocker. 

OMG. You OK hun xx.

[cloggypop]

Gusts up to 100km/h right now. Will be 120km/h in a bit. Might stay in. 

[Mudface]

It's getting a bit hairy here- the bin lid's blown open twice, and I've had to turn it round. It's like the Apocalypse.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Windy as fuck over here but the dog survived her midday 90 minute walk and her shit didn't fly away. 

[Red_or_Dead]

Hate this modern idea of naming storms - fucking childish and stupid.

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

9 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Hate this modern idea of naming storms - fucking childish and stupid.

That would have been a more apt name for today's offering. 

 

Sun is out here now with blue sky.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Hate this modern idea of naming storms - fucking childish and stupid.

 

 

Fuck you. And your little dawg too

[Davelfc]

The next one will be called 'Dennis' so looking forward to that. Can't wait for the puns, Dennis the Menace, Dennis water man. er..... ok it wasn't as much fun as it first sounded. 

[Karl_b]

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

[Bjornebye]

Tree at the back of ours is doing the fucking tango at the minute. If it comes down it better land on the bin space robbing beauts and not ours. 

[Strontium]

Can't wait to go to work in this tomorrow. Fucking cunts.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Can't wait to go to work in this tomorrow. Fucking cunts.

Where do you work ? Moel Famau? 

[littletedwest]

Managed to turn a cast iron table over in our back garden, so better than the last one 

[Bjornebye]

Feet up, heating on, Barrymore pool bumming death documentary on. If Carlsberg did storms.... 

[cloggypop]

Bit wet here now. All public transport cancelled. 

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Bit wet here now. All public transport cancelled. 

Doesn't help when the choice of footwear expands with moisture.

[cloggypop]

14 minutes ago, Elite said:

Doesn't help when the choice of footwear expands with moisture.

Float in heavy rain though. 

[cloggypop]

 

[KMD7]

Bit blowy out there like

[Sugar Ape]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Where do you work ? Moel Famau? 

Me and SD work in the same building, right on the waterfront and it’s fucking horrible there when the weather is bad. Get soaked through walking in and it’s all exposed so the wind is horrendous. 
 

However, I’m not in work this week but my wife is and the baby is in nursery all day so I’ll be lying in bed, on my own, nice and warm knocking one out to the Rita Ora thread while SD is getting soaked walking to work. 

[Butch]

Don't face the wind when having a slash. 

[Strontium]

14 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Me and SD work in the same building, right on the waterfront and it’s fucking horrible there when the weather is bad. Get soaked through walking in and it’s all exposed so the wind is horrendous. 
 

However, I’m not in work this week but my wife is and the baby is in nursery all day so I’ll be lying in bed, on my own, nice and warm knocking one out to the Rita Ora thread while SD is getting soaked walking to work. 

 

Haha, the joke's on you, because it had stopped raining when I finally hauled my arse out of bed.

 

*typing this message with cracked, chapped fingers*

[Bjornebye]

15 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Me and SD work in the same building, right on the waterfront and it’s fucking horrible there when the weather is bad. Get soaked through walking in and it’s all exposed so the wind is horrendous. 
 

However, I’m not in work this week but my wife is and the baby is in nursery all day so I’ll be lying in bed, on my own, nice and warm knocking one out to the Rita Ora thread while SD is getting soaked walking to work. 

She works in the Cunard building and rang me the other week after coming out of work absolutely drenched. Not nice at all near the water when its howling and pissing down. She was meant to be in Huddersfield today but fucked it off for the weather and is just sat working from home annoying me the bastard.