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On 15/01/2020 at 17:14, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Fence panels all over the place in the back garden. Felt like Shane McGowan’s dentist looking at it first thing.

Just spent an hour with my neighbour sorting a similar scene, proper Robinson Crusoe style. Pieces nailed together, bits lashed to posts and trees. Looks like someone's preparing a barricade for a zombie apocalypse.

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It’s foggy as fuck by mine today. Just had a squirrel scratching at the patio doors trying to get in. It stood looking at me as if to say “let me in, you twat, it’s freezing out here.” Then in a brave final attempt to make it inside it launched itself headfirst into the glass before giving up and running off. 

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s foggy as fuck by mine today. Just had a squirrel scratching at the patio doors trying to get in. It stood looking at me as if to say “let me in, you twat, it’s freezing out here.” Then in a brave final attempt to make it inside it launched itself headfirst into the glass before giving up and running off. 

 

They don't even bother around East Dumbartonshire.

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s foggy as fuck by mine today. Just had a squirrel scratching at the patio doors trying to get in. It stood looking at me as if to say “let me in, you twat, it’s freezing out here.” Then in a brave final attempt to make it inside it launched itself headfirst into the glass before giving up and running off. 

Poor things probably frozen to death now. 

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s foggy as fuck by mine today. Just had a squirrel scratching at the patio doors trying to get in. It stood looking at me as if to say “let me in, you twat, it’s freezing out here.” Then in a brave final attempt to make it inside it launched itself headfirst into the glass before giving up and running off. 

Jo Swinson over here. 

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