Shevchenko

[05 Milan]

The Chelsea freakshow continues. Because that's what it is, a freakshow.

 

He's a fantastic player, and we would've been in with a shout if the russian hadn't fucked up the entire transfer market.

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

They will play him further forward and drop Lampard a bit further back with Makalele and Essien fighting it out for the holding position.

 

You sound excited. Will you be down "The Bridge" next season checking out your idols?

[Rashid]

You sound excited. Will you be down "The Bridge" next season checking out your idols?

 

I am confused. I thought it was you everyone thought supported Chelsea?

 

I am waiting for my next post to see if you reply to it. I think you trawl through the forum looking for my posts, I honestly think you are weirdo, sitting at home talking and laughing to yourself. Fuckign scary you are.

[Thants]

Wouldn't buy his one leg.

Has he only got one leg?

He's only got 1-2 great seasons left in him especially in a new league.

[Thants]

Ballack will let Lampard rest and those are the games we'll catch chelsea up in. :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

You know its true.

[Wig]

The Chelsea freakshow continues. Because that's what it is, a freakshow.

 

:D

A russian, travelling freakshow!

[Jay Glover]

too much money in my opinion, 2 good seasons left in him then not much value on re-sale, i dont see this as a viable option, look at the average age of Rafa's signings, too old for me!!!

[Rashid]

too much money in my opinion, 2 good seasons left in him then not much value on re-sale, i dont see this as a viable option, look at the average age of Rafa's signings, too old for me!!!

 

We have Robbie over 30 and can score goals, Rafa mentioned twp 23 year olds in an interview a few weeks ago when talking about Robbie's contract. I think we will get them.. let me see two 23 year olds.... Torres and Defoe... ;)

[Thants]

Rafa mentioned two 23 year olds in an interview a few weeks ago

Great night out that was i bet.

 

"Torres and Defoe... ;)"

 

The only reason we'll get Defo and SWP is so Shaun can shoulder up on Defoe and provide some head to heads with crouch. Its legal. We said so yesterday.

[Wig]

The only reason we'll get Defo and SWP is so Shaun can shoulder up on Defoe and provide some head to heads with crouch. Its legal. We said so yesterday.

 

Yes!! Was it proved yesterday? I posted sayin I reckon it's legal but had to go so I didn't see the verdict.

[Karl_b]

Before Abramovich we might have stood a chance but not now. Chelsea will offer twice as much as we ever could. He would be a truly amazing signing.

[Guest TK-421]

Yes!! Was it proved yesterday? I posted sayin I reckon it's legal but had to go so I didn't see the verdict.

 

Its definitely legal, until someone proves otherwise, the onus of proof lies upon anyone who says that Garcia can't sit on Crouch's shoulders at corners and free kicks.

[Karl_b]

Its definitely legal, until someone proves otherwise, the onus of proof lies upon anyone who says that Garcia can't sit on Crouch's shoulders at corners and free kicks.

 

I always seriously wonder if this can be done, or if people can be lifted up. They do it at line outs in rugby. Imagine Carra throwing Garcia at the ball at a corner.

[Guest TK-421]

I have wondered too, but there might be a rule against it, I'll have to go and buy "Football - the rules" at Waterstones this weekend.

[RedinSweden]

I always seriously wonder if this can be done, or if people can be lifted up. They do it at line outs in rugby. Imagine Carra throwing Garcia at the ball at a corner.

 

It would change the game completely. You would have one huge bloke, the thrower and lots of small light lads who act as the missiles. It would be ace.

[Guest TK-421]

It would have to be Garcia he's the lightest and most throwable.

[Karl_b]

It would change the game completely. You would have one huge bloke, the thrower and lots of small light lads who act as the missiles. It would be ace.

 

I would just like to announce that I have patented this game and I own all the rights. Now we just need a name.

[Karl_b]

It would have to be Garcia he's the lightest and most throwable.

 

Being thrown by Sami, Carra or Pepe.

[GeoffM]

I always seriously wonder if this can be done, or if people can be lifted up. They do it at line outs in rugby. Imagine Carra throwing Garcia at the ball at a corner.

 

dont know about that but did anyone see at the paralympics, dwarves doing the shot put?

[sh#t waffle]

It would change the game completely. You would have one huge bloke, the thrower and lots of small light lads who act as the missiles. It would be ace.

Don't you wish they'd make a real version of speedball? You could use old people with terminal diseases.. (c Bill Hicks)

[Anny Road]

Would it no be classed as unsporting behaviour and ruled illegal.

[Original202]

Aren't he and Stevie pretty good mates?

 

They know each other through last years final, but they're also both sponsored by adidas. I'm sure Stevie has had the odd little word with him.

 

And I doubt he'd be arsed about money at his age. He's earned enough already, what he could he do with the extra money Chelsea could offer him? He wouldn't need it and he doesn't seem the sort who'd be bothered about that sort of thing.

 

For what his actual transfer fee would be though its a bit of non-starter.

[Toddler]

Not much of a penalty taker that Shevchenko.....

[RedinSweden]

Not much of a penalty taker that Shevchenko.....

 

I watched a match last year sometime and towards the end of the match he had a gilt edged chance and he hit it straight at the keeper. Not sure what happened after that. It went to penalties so I turned it off and went for a wank and a sandwich.

[rebel23]

Shevchenko and Ballack sounds amazing on paper, but they're not the players they were...

 

Fucking hope so anyway.

 

they will also be buying Tevez for good measure