Arne Slot

[Dave D]

Who refused to go with him if he left for Spurs-

 

https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/18/blow-for-tottenham-as-arne-slots-assistant-rules-out-feyenoord-exit-18804534/

 

 

[Scott_M]

51 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

We will see if he's good enough to do it over here. But it's not really stopped Postecoglou who has made the step from Scotland and without injuries would probably be closer to us and have Villa chasing them

I think it’s a fair point. 

[Vincent Vega]

1 hour ago, Kevin D said:

He seems quite qualified to be the West Ham manager, but not someone who should be in serious contention for the Liverpool job.

 

If the point is to eventually win the league and champions league, I don’t think he’s the man to overhaul oil states like City and the likes of Real Madrid.

I’m not sure there’s a plethora of candidates that fit your criteria Kev. Alonso one day? Maybe, maybe not. 
Most of us are struggling to come up with suggestions, I know I am. I’ve kept quiet because there isn’t anyone out there I can see as streets ahead of everyone else. I was all in on Alonso but once he ruled us out, I couldn’t say who I wanted. I could say for certain who I didn’t want (Mourinho, Tuchel etc). 

[etho]

11 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

He'd be part of the transfer discussions but there will be people above him, yeah.

 

Biggest question for me is tactically, really. Can you implement in the Premier League what you can implement in the Eredivisie where the intensity is way lower, the level is way lower. 

Got Feyenoord to the Europa League final

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, etho said:

Got Feyenoord to the Europa League final

He did not.

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Who refused to go with him if he left for Spurs-

 

https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/18/blow-for-tottenham-as-arne-slots-assistant-rules-out-feyenoord-exit-18804534/

 

 

 

Wanted the job, tried to force him out.

 

You need a bit of that.

[Spy Bee]

Let's be honest, he hasn't even got a loveable baldy head like Gary Macca had. He looks like a cross between Tony Dorigo and Michael Van Gerwen. He's got one of them plasticine type heads, that don't really shine, they kind of carry a dull glow. Kind of like a slug under a streetlight.

 

It feel kind of like when they replaced Matt on Game On.  Neil Stuke was no Ben Chamberlain.

 

It's like a Temu purchase. It' just hard to get excited about, until you have seen living evidence that this is actually the thing you are looking for. 

 

I'm sure in time, I could grow to like him, maybe even to love him, but he's going to have to be one hell of a step dad to replace the real thing!

[Mathewbet1]

I'm worried that the light might reflect off his shiny baldy head when we are attacking the kop , thus obscuring the view.

[Megadrive Man]

47 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

From a man who very few had ever heard of or probably watched his footie, we do seem a bit overly confident his tried and trusted methods will work. 

 

Did anybody name him as the gaffer they wanted in the next manager thread?

 

No. When I compiled the list for the poll, he wasn't even amongst the top 16 names on the list. 

[TheHowieLama]

6 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Let's be honest,

 

It is an awful look.

[bossy]

I’ve got the Aintree Iron song stuck in my head:

Thank you very Dutch, thank you very very very Dutch.

[halewood pete]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Lot of Baldism on this forum, been that way for years. As a baldy myself I thought I should shine a light on it. I can just imagine all the denial haircuts on forumites on here. You know who you are!!!

[Jairzinho]

He looks like a twat and I hate him.

[Dave D]

Dave U's go-to Guardiola insult of "baldy weirdo" may have the last laugh in an ironic twist of fate   

[aws]

37 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

What about when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside?

 

That’s when you gotta take a stand. 

[Smell The Glove]

27 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

I think it’s a fair point. 

It's not a fair point at all. Postecoglu is an absolute fraud. He can attack and that's it. Fingers crossed that attack works when we need it.

[TD_LFC]

This is going to be like when coach Orion took over from coach Bombay in Mighty Ducks 3.

 

It'll be rough at first and he's not everyone's favourite coach but he'll win them over in the end and beat those Varsity fucks.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, SasaS said:

 

I bet he looks at it in the mirror every day and gives it three quick fist pumps.

The rotter won't give a dam.

[Dave D]

A goatee may move him away from the Van Gerwen look towards the Stone Cold Steve Austin look

 

Instead of an AUSTIN 3:16 t-shirt we could have SLOT 4-2-3-1     

[Mook]

He sounds like a character from Toast of London.

 

And for that reason, I'm all in.

[Anubis]

Vega jinxing another managerial appointment.

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Feyenord won’t let him slot right in…

 

I'm too sexy for my shield.

[Dave D]

We'll probably agree a deal where we loan him back for a season   

[Karl_b]

17 minutes ago, Mook said:

He sounds like a character from Toast of London.

 

And for that reason, I'm all in.

 

Yes, I can fucking hear you, Arne Slot.