The 2024 General Election Thread

[TD_LFC]

Here's Ed Davey being fired out of a cannon into a polystyrene wall to announce the start of the Lib Dem campaign.

[Bjornebye]

The way Peston speaks makes me want to level Battersea Dogs Home 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I really, really hope we again get to ask the candidates if they’d be prepared to blow up thousands of people with a nuclear weapon. 

[Bjornebye]

Let’s see the little twat in 3 way question thing unable to read his cunty little pre-arranged notes and expected to think off the cuff for once in his sheltered limousine upper class quiff existence. 

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Let’s see the little twat in 3 way question thing unable to read his cunty little pre-arranged notes and expected to think off the cuff for once in his sheltered limousine upper class quiff existence. 

“Jeremy Corbyn.”

 

”Jeremy Corbyn.”

 

”Jeremy Corbyn.”

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Cold War Steve’s latest:

[TheHowieLama]

6 minutes ago, Anubis said:

“Jeremy Corbyn.”

 

”Jeremy Corbyn.”

 

”Jeremy Corbyn.”

 

At last, the three envelopes solved.

[Anubis]

The Tory election strategy in full.

 

 

[Riley Greenleaf]

From that speech the Conservatives are clearly coming after him for the u-turns. Hope they don’t bite him on the arse

[Bruce Spanner]

This really couldn't have gone any worse for Sunak.

 

Rain, Things Can Only Get Better blasing out, 4th of July puns, a speech which reinforced why every cunt hates him bar a few head the balls.

 

Awful optics and off with a whimper, lovely stuff.

[Sut]

On BBC News now, a barber in Gloucester has said he thinks now is not the time for an election. He believes Sunak is doing a bad job but deserves more time. Bloody. Hell.

[Riley Greenleaf]

6 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

This really couldn't have gone any worse for Sunak.

 

Rain, Things Can Only Get Better blasing out, 4th of July puns, a speech which reinforced why every cunt hates him bar a few head the balls.

 

Awful optics and ofF to a whimper, lovely stuff.

Aye as Lifetime said, PR disaster

[Moo]

28 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Let’s see the little twat in 3 way question thing unable to read his cunty little pre-arranged notes and expected to think off the cuff for once in his sheltered limousine upper class quiff existence. 

 

Can't wait!

He's a thick bastard, always said it, barely a single braincell above Truss.

[TheHowieLama]

[Creator Supreme]

10 minutes ago, Sut said:

On BBC News now, a barber in Gloucester has said he thinks now is not the time for an election. He believes Sunak is doing a bad job but deserves more time. Bloody. Hell.

With any luck he'll slit his throat when he's shaving.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

“Can I borrow your anorak?”

[Jairzinho]

14 minutes ago, Sut said:

On BBC News now, a barber in Gloucester has said he thinks now is not the time for an election. He believes Sunak is doing a bad job but deserves more time. Bloody. Hell.

 

10k Tory majority in Gloucester.

 

 

[Rushies tash]

17 minutes ago, Sut said:

On BBC News now, a barber in Gloucester has said he thinks now is not the time for an election. He believes Sunak is doing a bad job but deserves more time. Bloody. Hell.

 

What a coincidence they should be in a Tory stronghold.

[littletedwest]

10 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

10k Tory majority in Gloucester.

 

 

Place went downhill after Fred West topped himself 

[SasaS]

Why now? Because of possible no confidence vote?

[Sut]

2 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Place went downhill after Fred West topped himself 

Strong foundations for a Tory stronghold?

[littletedwest]

Hope Labour don't send us back to square one where i could get a doctors appointment on the day or get dental treatment without selling a kidney.

[Section_31]

[Creator Supreme]

18 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

10k Tory majority in Gloucester.

 

 

Nuclear target!