Tory Cabinet Thread

[Anubis]

The original just said think fraud and somebody added the top part. It’s a doozy though.

[Bjornebye]

This utter cunt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[halewood pete]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

This utter cunt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bullet proof cling film sounds like a game changer in criminal circles !?

[Arniepie]

[Bruce Spanner]

We’re officially in recession, baby!

 

Hunts plan?

 

Bugger cuts to public services and tax cuts in the budget.

 

Just go, you cunts.

[Tj hooker]

Yeah but I'm sure Hunt the cunt will manage to squeeze a bit of headroom for a few tax cuts before the GE .

[Tj hooker]

If he does this then it's imo nailed on for a May Election 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

If he does this then it's imo nailed on for a May Election 

Yep on the ‘Labour will reverse the generous tax cuts we have given you, how can you trust those commie cunts?’ platform.

 

Blindingly obvious.

[Tj hooker]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Yep on the ‘Labour will reverse the generous tax cuts we have given you, how can you trust those commie cunts?’ platform.

 

Blindingly obvious.

Yeah you can't trust Labour to not raise taxes , blah blah blah blah stick to the plan it's working honest , Cunts .

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Yeah you can't trust Labour to not raise taxes , blah blah blah blah stick to the plan it's working honest , Cunts .

Hes likely to lose two by-elections today as well.

 

And a Tory councillor has been fired today for antisemitism, so he doesn’t even have that attack line.

 

Hes fucked.

 

Now the inevitable leadership contest calls.

[Tj hooker]

Hopefully the cunt is  having his Californian Mansion spruced up ready for a quick getaway 

[Section_31]

The tax cuts thing is mental, it's like they only have a caricatured idea of who their voter is. The super rich will notice it but there's not enough of them to win you an election. Most people would happily pay more tax if it meant services worked properly.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

The tax cuts thing is mental, it's like they only have a caricatured idea of who their voter is. The super rich will notice it but there's not enough of them to win you an election. Most people would happily pay more tax if it meant services worked properly.

Yeah, the deep dive in n the figures now is even bleaker when you look at GDP.

 

Standards of living down, costs up, worse off than before covid.

 

Really dire and more will becoming out now, so tax cuts are ‘irresponsible’ according to all the think tanks and will cause greater harm.

 

Its performative bollocks from a bunch of spivs so far out of their depts it’s an embarrassment to the country.

[Section_31]

Hunt always looks like he's holding a fart in at an interview.

[Kepler-186]

Jeremy Hunt set up the company Hotcourses in the early dot com days. By all accounts it was a cunt of a company to work for. When 9/11 hit and people were gathering to take events in up popped Hunt out of his office to ask people to quieten down as it was distracting the sales team. 

[Section_31]

15 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Jeremy Hunt set up the company Hotcourses in the early dot com days. By all accounts it was a cunt of a company to work for. When 9/11 hit and people were gathering to take events in up popped Hunt out of his office to ask people to quieten down as it was distracting the sales team. 

 

His first company went tits up, it was selling marmalade to the Chinese. Unless that was an acid trip I had.

[Arniepie]

the fact that the utter cunts who led us into this mess,the likes of johnson and farage,are still shouting from the sidelines,is incredulous.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

the fact that the utter cunts who led us into this mess,the likes of johnson and farage,are still shouting from the sidelines,is incredulous.

 

Johnson's got a column in the heil chatting shit about diets and rugby tackling. Cunt should be in jail 

[Kepler-186]

36 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

His first company went tits up, it was selling marmalade to the Chinese. Unless that was an acid trip I had.

Not linking the Mirror as the site is practically unreadable but in March 23 it quoted 

 

he later wrote on his website: "When I started out, nearly everything I tried was a total failure. 

"My business partner and I tried exporting marmalade to Japan – which flopped. We tried building children’s playgrounds – that failed.

"We tried to run a business setting up guides for foreign tourists – that folded too. 

"Eventually we hit on something that worked – we started publishing student guides to help people find the right college or university."

 

Should’ve done what his ancestors did and imported a load of mitsubisis for the Chinese market. 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Not linking the Mirror as the site is practically unreadable but in March 23 it quoted 

 

he later wrote on his website: "When I started out, nearly everything I tried was a total failure. 

"My business partner and I tried exporting marmalade to Japan – which flopped. We tried building children’s playgrounds – that failed.

"We tried to run a business setting up guides for foreign tourists – that folded too. 

"Eventually we hit on something that worked – we started publishing student guides to help people find the right college or university."

 

Should’ve done what his ancestors did and imported a load of mitsubisis for the Chinese market. 

And this Cinderella tale of riches to riches leads to him buying twenty flats, off plan, and renting them out above market rate helping keep the rental market red hot, whilst also reducing access to first time buyers.

 

Brings a tear to the eye to see someone come from everything to have everything and actively work against the interests of the vast majority.

[Kepler-186]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

And this Cinderella tale of riches to riches leads to him buying twenty flats, off plan, and renting them out above market rate helping keep the rental market red hot, whilst also reducing access to first time buyers.

 

Brings a tear to the eye to see someone come from everything to have everything and actively work against the interests of the vast majority.

There is no alternative, Bruce, old boy. 

[Section_31]

Remember when he forgot his wife was chinese and not japanese? That's 80s schoolyard racism right there.

[littletedwest]

Heard the recession being  called Rishis recession. Need keep use that, simpletons love brief alliterations 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Problem is they will link it to rishi and when Penny "I can carry a sword and do fuck all else" Mourdant takes control she will get a clean slate like she hasn't been all over this disastrous government and absolute shitstain of a country destroying political party.

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The tax cuts thing is mental, it's like they only have a caricatured idea of who their voter is. The super rich will notice it but there's not enough of them to win you an election. Most people would happily pay more tax if it meant services worked properly.

Just a final few quid into the pockets of their mates before they depart. Gives them a cheap, if desperate, election headline to boot.