Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bruce Spanner]

If McKenzie was on fire, I think I’d show some humanity and try and put it out…

 

…with a pickaxe. 

[Jairzinho]

These REFUK characters are going to kill the Tory party.

 

Which is nice.

[Marko121]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

These REFUK characters are going to kill the Tory party.

 

Which is nice.

The cunts will stand down at the general election, no matter what they say now, and let the other cunts win 

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Vile cunt in being vile cunt shocker. What does this cunt know about hard work?

 

he is basically saying people shouldnt be allowed to be of sick and people are agreeing with him

[Tj hooker]

1 minute ago, Arniepie said:

he is basically saying people shouldnt be allowed to be of sick and people are agreeing with him

Quite mild for that Cunt , I'm just surprised he's not advocating euthanasia for anyone who has been off sick for a fortnight 

[Bjornebye]

He is one horribly repulsive cunt and I hope he dies in the most horribly painful way possible. Very very few people I’d wish anything like that on but that cunt is top of the list. 

[Tj hooker]

I loved it  when the cunt was door stepped after the Hillsborough verdicts were overturned,  a great piece of Journalism by Channel 4 ? fella , though he should have gone 1 step further and slammed the twats head in the door while he was at it .

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

I loved it  when the cunt was door stepped after the Hillsborough verdicts were overturned,  a great piece of Journalism by Channel 4 ? fella , though he should have gone 1 step further and slammed the twats head in the door while he was at it .

Im genuinely surprised that after that someone didn’t work out his address and go and seriously fill him in. If Rees-Mogg walked past me in the street I’d call him a gobshite. If that cunt walked past me I’d spark him clean out 

[Bobby Hundreds]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Vile cunt in being vile cunt shocker. What does this cunt know about hard work?

 

All those guarantees are great in my eyes. Hope the fuckers life is long and miserable.

[sh#t waffle]

Still love this:

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

'And if you don’t have a plan, you can’t deliver real change. And when the general election comes, that’s the message I’ll be making to the country. Stick with our plan, because it is starting to deliver the change that the country wants and needs.'

 

Has the prick been drinking turps?

 

Who is advising this moron, whoever it is, keep up the sterling work!

[Tj hooker]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

He is one horribly repulsive cunt and I hope he dies in the most horribly painful way possible. Very very few people I’d wish anything like that on but that cunt is top of the list. 

Fair play to the Channel 4 guy he doesn't give up easily,  Apologies thought it was the interview with the Turd McKenzie 

[Tj hooker]

Here it is 

[Section_31]

Only a turd like him would consider this an insult.

 

[littletedwest]

He's 77 now. Can't be long but hope its miserable and painful 

[Anubis]

Looks like all the vile shit he’s been tweeting over Gaza, and his tweet about Islamic death cults, is catching up with him. Fucking horrible Tory-enabling cunt.

 

 

[skend04]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Looks like all the vile shit he’s been tweeting over Gaza, and his tweet about Islamic death cults, is catching up with him. Fucking horrible Tory-enabling cunt.

 

 

 

It would be preferable if he was suspended from a bridge by his intestines. Will just have to accept this for now 

[Arniepie]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1867926/post-office-boss-stall-compensation#conversation-wrapper

[Arniepie]

Looks like that sympathy for the victims of the post office was short lived

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/business-68330465.amp

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Looks like that sympathy for the victims of the post office was short lived

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/business-68330465.amp

 

She's horrid.

[johnsusername]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

She's horrid.

 

Genuinely, where do they get them from? Every time you think you've seen the worst, another one comes along who's even more cuntish.

[Arniepie]

16 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

She's horrid.

it just shows you the docile nature of the british public.

a few weeks anyone remotely connected to the scandal was getting lambasted.

now she is calling them liars without a peep.  

[an tha]

Why are people such cunts....

 

Boris Johnson is the only Tory who would outperform Rishi Sunak against Sir Keir Starmer if the party changed leader, a new poll has suggested.

 

The poll, commissioned by Lady McAlpine, a long-standing party supporter, found that the former prime minister is the most popular candidate to succeed Mr Sunak as Tory leader.

 

He beat 10 other Conservatives, including Lord Cameron and Kemi Badenoch, to become the favourite to replace Mr Sunak should the party change leader.

 

More than half of those who voted Tory in the 2019 election and have decided to vote for a different party this time but haven’t decided which, said they would vote for the Conservative Party if it were led by Mr Johnson.

 

Lady McAlpine commissioned Whitestone Insight, a member of the British Polling Council set up by ComRes founder Andrew Hawkins, to survey 13,534 British adults online between Jan 23 and Feb 7.

 

‘A SQUEAKY CLEAN PARTY WOULD BEAT LABOUR’

 

The survey asked whom the respondent would rather vote for between Sir Keir Starmer and a range of different Conservative politicians.

It found that 28 per cent of people would vote for Mr Johnson against Sir Keir Starmer, compared to 25 per cent saying they would vote for Mr Sunak over his rival.

 

Among the “lost Conservatives”, who said they won’t vote Tory at the next election but don’t know who to vote for, 52 per cent said they would vote for Mr Johnson over Sir Keir.

 

This is compared to 39 per cent saying they would vote for the current Prime Minister over the Labour leader.

 

Suella Braverman, the former home secretary, and Penny Mordaunt, the Commons Leader, received 23 per cent versus Sir Keir, with Priti Patel polling at 22 per cent and Ms Badenoch 19 per cent.

 

The former prime minister topped the poll for potential successors to Mr Sunak, with Ms Mordaunt coming second and Lord Cameron, the Foreign Secretary, coming third.

More than four in 10 (45 per cent) of 2019 Conservatives said that they could be persuaded to vote for the Tories again if Mr Sunak were not leader.

 

Lady McAlpine said that she believed if Mr Johnson led a “new squeaky clean Conservative Party”, the Tories would beat Labour.

 

She said of the current party: “If we have the brains, they’re not evident and that’s because the personality is not there, the charisma is not there. To be a leader, you have to have enormous charisma to be a good leader.”

 

She added: “It doesn’t matter where Boris goes in the world. People like him and therefore listen to him. They don’t like you, they don’t listen to you.”

 

It comes after The Telegraph revealed that 70 per cent of current Conservative voters said the party was “wrong to force Boris Johnson to resign”.

 

Tory strategists want to deploy Mr Johnson on the campaign trail later this year, despite him and Mr Sunak falling out in 2023 over Mr Johnson’s honours list.

 

[skend04]

3 minutes ago, an tha said:

Why are Tories such cunts....

 

 

Fixed.

[Section_31]

It was the Tory membership that foisted Johnson on us first time round and then Truss for good measure, they're twats to a man.