Man City - the new bitters?

[Davelfc]

9 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Ooooooh...got one....

 

...PEPxit

Are City going to spend £350m a week on the NHS now?

[Horus]

What I'm really looking forward to is seeing how UEFA refs dump city out the CL. No way can they have a club they've just banned, going into their suspension as the holders. I fully expect if we both get through the next round, that we'll end up drawn against each other, as we'll be viewed as the best chance to knock them out semi-legitimately. 

[Elite]

Brex-city

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Philtrum said:

Are City going to spend £350m a week on the NHS now?

 

Neymar, Harvertz and Sancho, you bet your bottom fucking dollar they are!

[Davelfc]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Neymar, Harvertz and Sancho, you bet your bottom fucking dollar they are!

Not if they want to stay within FFP, especially with their massive income loss from not being in the CL.

[Bjornebye]

Absolutely mental the british public. Man City get banned for being cheating greedy bastards yet all anyone does is bring us up. We truly are the side every other fucker wishes they supported. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Philtrum said:

Not if they want to stay within FFP, especially with their massive income loss from not being in the CL.

 

Alright Mr Literal, no, no they are not going to spend £350m per week on the NHS.

 

Better?

[Davelfc]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Alright Mr Literal, no, no they are not going to spend £350m per week on the NHS.

 

Better?

A little (spanner's a cunt and fondles fruit)

 

If you're gonna neg me I'm having my money's worth you twat. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

'Spanner' in German means, Peeping Tom/Perv/Voyeur. 

[KMD7]

52 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

I really can't see any of this happening but if they have cheated then why not. I wouldn't begrudge the red mancs their extra titles. 

 

 

Absolutely. 

[Bruce Spanner]

9 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

A little (spanner's a cunt and fondles fruit)

 

If you're gonna neg me I'm having my money's worth you twat. 

Oh my, where are my smelling salts? 
 

I may need a lie down after falling foul of such rapier wit.

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Hahahahahaha. Like those TV companies would be rushing to take on the CL as City strut their stuff against lesser teams from those leagues, being as the better ones would be participating in their own CL equivalents. People like this need serious help. 

 

HorlocksWalk

Joined:

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Messages:

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Meh
So set up some friendlies with top African, Asian, South American sides on European nights and give them free to the TV companies

 

 

On the contrary, that’s a fucking genius idea. City travelling midweek to Africa, Asia and South America. Gets my vote.

[Herp McDerp]

40 minutes ago, rotoq said:

Are we getting all those years of bad luck paid back in one season?

 

This year is mental.

 

Also, fuck the oil cheats and fuck the expensively assembled horse they rode in on.

 

This year has ruined the Football Manager games for me. Doesn't matter if I save scum before every match,  I'm never topping this season.

[Davelfc]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Oh my, where are my smelling salts? 
 

I may need a lie down after falling foul of such rapier wit.

Where is your humour mate? The joke is city are in a right shit state and we're currently having a massive laugh at them because of it. Don't bring it down. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Cheaty Football Poop

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

On the contrary, that’s a fucking genius idea. City travelling midweek to Africa, Asia and South America. Gets my vote.

 

Now you mention it....... Reading some of the stuff their fans come out with tells you that the idiot who rings up 606 on a regular basis is not being a Troll but quite normal for a City fan. 

[Jennings]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Cheaty Football Poop

 

Fucking hell mate. This is a terrible attempt. You just haven't got what it takes.

[Bjornebye]

Mancheatster Shitty 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 minutes ago, Jennings said:

 

Fucking hell mate. This is a terrible attempt. You just haven't got what it takes.

I was quite pleased with that one actually. 

 

Pep Bannediola? 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Sheikh Bansour!

 

[redinblack62]

5 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

It's now a fight against injustice just like the Basque fight for independence.

Burtonblue

I expect all this to fire up Pep.
There is nothing Basques like more than a fight against injustice.
I hope he tells the media to get fucked when they ask him if he’s off imminently and signs a contract extension

Hes Catalan isnt he?

[Code]

14 hours ago, Herp McDerp said:

It'll be overturned by CAS.  100%.

It will not, not a chance.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

City have a ship on their badge and some kind of bird. If I could be arsed I'd get onto some software and change it into a sinking ship and a Buzzard. 

[Leyton388]

1 minute ago, redinblack62 said:

Hes Catalan isnt he?

Exactly. 

[El Rojo]

Embarrassing lack of knowledge from City fans.
 

Anyway, all this just makes me appreciate our magnificent Dutch manager Jurgen Klopp all the more.