Other football 2016/17.

[Gym Beglin]

Stéphane Guivarc'h was considered one of the worst PL strikers for his time at Newcastle, but he still pilfered 141 goals in French football.

[Gym Beglin]

Oliver Bierhoff found scoring in Italy very easy, and across a career with Chievo, Milan, Udinese, and Ascoli he scored 149 goals, and also found time to score 37 international goals for Germany.

[KMD7]

Where are you going with all this Funnneeeee?

[TheHowieLama]

[Paulie Dangerously]

Suggestions for the next draft he's going to cry over

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Nelson Umbongo scored 123 goals in 123 games for Rorke's Drift United and 45 International goals for the Zulu national team. He moved to Namibian champions Zebra FC and was largely ineffective.

[Trumo]

Where are you going with all this Funnneeeee?

 

They could all have made it at Brechin if they'd been spotted by the right people.

[Gym Beglin]

Centre Midfield goal comparisons

 

Michael Ballack - 159

Lothar Matthaus - 164

Steve Gerrard - 146

Frank Lampard - 222

Paul Scholes - 121

David Beckham - 114

Patrick Vieira - 61

Roy Keane - 66

Andres Iniesta - 46

Yara Toure - 98

Stefan Effenberg - 92

Clarence Seedorf - 110

Graeme Souness - 77

Osvaldo Ardiles - 40

Jean Tigana - 37

Michel Platini - 265

Bryan Robson - 141

Johan Neeskens - 110

Paul Breitner - 113

Falcao - 111

Frank Rijkaard - 85

Demetrio Albertini - 34

Gheorghe Hagi - 272

Zvonimir Boban - 80

Carlos Valderamma - 65

Wesley Sneijder - 132

Cesc Fabregas - 89

Lucho Gonzalez - 100

Juninho (boro) - 84

Juninho (lyon) - 137

Luis Enrique - 114

Kaka - 172

Rui Costa - 92

Deco – 72

John Wark – 172

Jan Molby – 65

Gary Speed – 111

Kevin Nolan – 99

Gus Poyet – 128

Gary McAllister – 134

Danny Murphy – 81

Nobby Solano – 135

Matt Le Tissier – 164

David Platt – 178

Gaizka Mendieta – 64

Iván de la Peña - 25

Lee Bowyer - 68

Nick Barmby – 84

Fredrik Ljungberg - 76

Joe Cole – 72

James Milner – 50

Paul Ince – 75

Mikel Arteta – 61

Gylfi Sigurdsson – 87

Rob Lee – 107

Gordon Strachan – 142

Marouane Fellaini – 56

Nicky Butt – 30

Glen Hoddle – 126

Paul Gascoigne – 93

Daniele De Rossi – 57

Bastian Schweinsteiger – 72

Arturo Vidal - 79

Zico – 244

Michael Laudrup – 158

Roberto Baggio – 245

Ruud Gullit – 192

Sócrates – 314

Raí – 94

Alain Giresse – 169

Zinedine Zidane - 126

Figo – 125

Pavel Nedvěd – 128

Juan Roman Riquelme – 140

Juan Sebastián Verón – 77

[TheHowieLama]

Either Nobby Solano scored a shedload or he played for 20 years.

[magicrat]

Nelson Umbongo scored 123 goals in 123 games for Rorke's Drift United and 45 International goals for the Zulu national team. He moved to Namibian champions Zebra FC and was largely ineffective.

 

He was played out of position what do you expect. Zulu's like to spearhead the attack 

[Lee909]

He was played out of position what do you expect. Zulu's like to spearhead the attack 

 

 

Rubbish the best the Zulu's looked tatically was under Shaka when he implemented the Horns of the Bull

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Rubbish the best the Zulu's looked tatically was under Shaka when he implemented the Horns of the Bull

Shaka played with deep lying central forwards and touch line hugging wingers. The deep lying forwards allowed the opposing defenders to bring the ball out before engaging, then the midfield swarmed them, and the wingers tucked in. Jolly deadly old man.

[dylstar]

He was played out of position what do you expect. Zulu's like to spearhead the attack

He couldn't score against the Men Of Harlech either as they deployed 2 lines of 5 and then retreated.

[Trumo]

Juventus beat Milan 2-1 thanks to a Dybala penalty, awarded right at the end of 4 minutes of stoppage time. It was a harsh decision I think. The ball did catch the defender's hand as he went to block a cross, but it was hit at him from point blank range and he wasn't trying to block it with his hand, he just couldn't get it out of the way quickly enough. Juventus have won something like 30 home league games on the bounce now.

[jimmycase]

Think the commentators said it would be the 31st when they were wining 1-0 in the first half. Still some achievement.

 

Mind you beglin was fucking shite saying Bacca's foot was offside for the Milan equaliser!

[Trumo]

Milan's keeper Gianluigi Donnarumma has had a lot of hype around him but to be fair, much of it looks justified. He looks like a more experienced keeper than he is, in much the same way Buffon did a couple of decades ago. He looks rock solid in all aspects of goalkeeping, and there's an assurance about him that must be a bonus for his defenders.

[Razoray]

Mad to think that Milan Baros scored 41 international goals in 93 appearances.

In fact, between 2001 and 2006 he scored 30 goals in 53 games.

 

He also scored 48 goals in 93 games for Galatasaray.

What is madder is that he was here for over 4 years and scored 19 goals.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Anyone watching the Boro v City game? Boro are fucking abysmal.

[magicrat]

He couldn't score against the Men Of Harlech either as they deployed 2 lines of 5 and then retreated.

 

That's true and Sergeant Major Pulis who was in charge that day brought back the lessons he had learned and became a football manager, 

[magicrat]

Anyone watching the Boro v City game? Boro are fucking abysmal.

Nil flatters them

[LFC 6 Times]

Sane looks a real player, this is how you beat the shite, width and pace.

[Trumo]

What is madder is that he was here for over 4 years and scored 19 goals.

 

He was one of those players who was always shit-hot for his national team but flattered to deceive at club level. He was superb at Euro 2004 and I really thought he would kick on for us based on that.

[TheHowieLama]

To put it in perspective Koller had 55 goals in 91 international games. 

[dylstar]

Flat-track bullies through .

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Jonny Evans - 16/1 anytime scorer against Everton.

 

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