Gutted, just discovered my first grey hair

[Lightforce]

on my balls.

 

I'm 33. Is that normally too young for this to happen? I have no grey head hair so why are my balls ageing faster than my head?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm 27 and regularly get greys. More white than grey, actually.

 

Not on my balls though. You're probably have bad-ball-AIDS.

[Total Longo]

Maybe your pigs are just ageing quicker than the rest of you.

[Mook]

on my balls.

 

I'm 33. Is that normally too young for this to happen? I have no grey head hair so why are my balls ageing faster than my head?

 

Do you walk about balls first?

 

Perhaps your bollocks are in a different time zone, hence the speeded up ageing process. Either that or I would go to the doctor & ask them to check where your brains are because if they're in your scrotum it might be stress-related.

[Kevin D]

on my balls.

 

I'm 33. Is that normally too young for this to happen? I have no grey head hair so why are my balls ageing faster than my head?

Your youth has gone, get over it.

[Elysian Red]

You're gonna have to Veet them. It's a simple and painless process

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Finding it is only half the battle. It's the plucking it out that'll really reduce you to tears.

[Champ]

Finding it is only half the battle. It's the plucking it out that'll really reduce you to tears.

Fanny!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fanny!

 

You have much experience plucking hair from your balls, Champ?

[Champ]

You have much experience plucking hair from your balls, Champ?

*glints*

[Red Phoenix]

You silly old fogey. You should change your name to greyforce!

[lifetime fan]

You're gonna have to Veet them. It's a simple and painless process

Yep.

 

Ive loads of grey in my pubes and beard, none in my hair though.

[Champ]

Yep.

Ive loads of grey in my pubes and beard, none in my hair though.

Do you get notifications every time someone mentions Veet on here?

[ZonkoVille77]

Lightforce, on 26 Aug 2015 - 1:54 PM, said:

 

on my balls.

 

I'm 33. Is that normally too young for this to happen? I have no grey head hair so why are my balls ageing faster than my head?

It's because you think with your balls, obviously.

 

And who has time to stare at their balls for grey hairs? fuck sake.

[Anny Road]

on my balls.

 

I'm 33. Is that normally too young for this to happen? I have no grey head hair so why are my balls ageing faster than my head?

Radio 2 causes them mate. That is the only possible reason I can come up with for mine, thats when they started.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Balls age quicker, it's a scientific fact. That's why they're so wrinkly.

[Anny Road]

Just realised the was on balls. No probs there for me amigo. Just my head.

[Lightforce]

Balls age quicker, it's a scientific fact. That's why they're so wrinkly.

My girlfriend said something similar, she said it makes sense that you'd get old man hair on something wrinkly. I was hoping she'd say a bit more than that to put my mind at ease, but she jokes about stuff so she doesn't always say what she really thinks. I'm worried if I start getting more grey down there that she would find it unattractive. She knows already that I'm not one to shave down there, the thought of anything really sharp being so close to that area sends shivers down my spine. I'd veet them but I'm scared I'm gonna burn the skin. It may be one hair now but it could spread, so looks like I'm going to have to try one of those things eventually. The fact it's happened before any of my head hair has shocked me a little.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

My first grey hair was when I was fucking 14, been downhill ever since. But grey hair suits me, or so most people tell me. 

[stringvest]

on my balls.

 

I'm 33. Is that normally too young for this to happen? I have no grey head hair so why are my balls ageing faster than my head?

You allow hair to grow on your balls?

 

[Josef Svejk]

Jesus.

[Lightforce]

It's because you think with your balls, obviously.

 

And who has time to stare at their balls for grey hairs? fuck sake.

I couldn't miss it mate, I was looking down to pee and the hair was sticking out. It was more of a glance.

[Dr Nowt]

on my balls.

 

I'm 33. Is that normally too young for this to happen? I have no grey head hair so why are my balls ageing faster than my head?

That thread is a disgrace.

[Lightforce]

You allow hair to grow on your balls?

I've just never really thought about doing anything, never caused me any issues until now.

[raininblood]

Balls age quicker, it's a scientific fact. That's why they're so wrinkly.

Don't forget the years they've spent banging against different womens? arseholes, that takes a heavy toll !