Elm Street Guest House Scandal

[Section_31]

The country's mental, I can remember when the royals were tolerated at best and constantly walking on eggshells, now it's a treasonable offence not to smile every time you see Wills and Kate and their 50lb bundle of joy.

 

The professed love for them exemplifies the bizarre juxtaposition of flannel over substance you see everywhere now in the country, a nation which likes to publicly profess its love of equality to the point the boozer in Britain's best loved soap now resembles the Blue Oyster Bar, while at the same time tolerating a system where - in 2015 - people are still born being automatically worth more than you in every sense.

 

If you'd been on the waiting list for a kidney and the queen suddenly needed one, she'd get it and you'd die - that's fucked up in any one's language.

[PestiRed]

The treatment of Prince Andrew is absolutely disgraceful. Back in the good old days, the second prince could rob, kill or rape anyone who crossed his path and now there is all this fuss about him just shagging a 17 year old sex slave? I'm writing a letter to the Daily Mail to request that Nigel Farage sorts all this nonsense out

[dennis tooth]

Hes gone skiing to 'take his mind off things' the poor poor man. 

 

*wipes tear

[Gnasher]

Prince Andrew is the queens favourite son, his father used to breed horses for her marj and tip her winners,and the Queen loves horses almost as much as she loves money so the upper class twit couldnt fail. She conceived Andrew to get back at Philip who was noncing around the world in a sailors uniform. To rekindle her relationship with Philip they had Edward who they hoped would grow up to be some heroic army figure who chopped off peasants heads, that plan fucked up when Eddy turned out to be a cross between Larry Grayson and William Hague.

[Spy Bee]

The treatment of Prince Andrew is absolutely disgraceful. Back in the good old days, the second prince could rob, kill or rape anyone who crossed his path and now there is all this fuss about him just shagging a 17 year old sex slave? I'm writing a letter to the Daily Mail to request that Nigel Farage sorts all this nonsense out

She wasn't 17 when he was bumming her!

[PestiRed]

She wasn't 17 when he was bumming her!

Thought she was 17. Still under age in the country he was shagging her but too old for the paedophile that owned her

 

 

But your presumption is interesting. I can legally shag 14 year olds here, you can shag 16 year olds and some of our USA friends can only touch 18 year olds. Which one is right?

[Hand Shandy]

The one which doesn't get you arrested in the country in which you are shagging...

[General Dryness]

The one which doesn't get you arrested in the country in which you are shagging...

 

When in Rome, and all that...

[General Dryness]

Thought she was 17. Still under age in the country he was shagging her but too old for the paedophile that owned her

 

 

But your presumption is interesting. I can legally shag 14 year olds here, you can shag 16 year olds and some of our USA friends can only touch 18 year olds. Which one is right?

 

Fucking hell. I wonder how many of us here would if it wasn't against the law i.e. when it becomes a moral issue rather than a legal one.

[Hand Shandy]

Hahahaha! Poor old Mendoza - he's never going to be allowed to forget that...

 

Personally, I can't see any situation where I'd knowingly shag a fourteen-year-old.

 

Hell, a sixteen-year-old would feel wrong, but I am 40.

 

Give me an eighteen-year-old, however, and I'd be all over it like a rash.

[Hand Shandy]

Ah you edited, you bastard!

[Spy Bee]

Ah you edited, you bastard!

I saw it, the dirty cunt!

[General Dryness]

Hahahaha! Poor old Mendoza - he's never going to be allowed to forget that...

 

Personally, I can't see any situation where I'd knowingly shag a fourteen-year-old.

 

Hell, a sixteen-year-old would feel wrong, but I am 40.

 

Give me an eighteen-year-old, however, and I'd be all over it like a rash.

 

Heh, you got caught out by my shady edit.

 

To be honest I'm not sure whether I would or not. If she looked like a kid, no way. But some of them can look older than they are.

[General Dryness]

I saw it, the dirty cunt!

 

Yeah, I posted it and thought "actually that might not be right".

 

Hence the edit. I'm still filth, but maturity might be catching up with me now.

[ZonkoVille77]

I did an 18 year old when I was 25 and felt guilty as fuck after I sobered up.

[Hand Shandy]

I can only assume she was your sister.

[General Dryness]

I did an 18 year old when I was 25 and felt guilty as fuck after I sobered up.

 

Don't understand this though.

 

If she was 16 I could see why you would feel bad, but 18 no. I was seeing a 19 year old when I was 26. Is that the same or not as bad?

[Spy Bee]

I shagged a 19 year old when I was 35. i was chuffed as fuck. 

 

 

 

She looked a bit disappointed though.

[General Dryness]

I shagged a 19 year old when I was 35. i was chuffed as fuck. 

 

 

 

Her guide dog looked a bit disappointed though.

 

Fixed.

[Ginny]

I was banging a fit Indian lap dancer 19 year old bird when I was 30. It was ace. Then she told me her mum was 37. I suppose I should say i felt weird after it? Nah - I was tapping that ass for months! 

[ZonkoVille77]

Don't understand this though.

 

If she was 16 I could see why you would feel bad, but 18 no. I was seeing a 19 year old when I was 26. Is that the same or not as bad?

It just did. There was a huge gap in terms of everything we spoke about, granted it wasn't much but still. I think if I was 27 and she was 20 there's nothing to it. Those 2 years seem to be huge in terms of maturity.

[Dr Nowt]

It just did. There was a huge gap in terms of everything we spoke about, granted it wasn't much but still. I think if I was 27 and she was 20 there's nothing to it. Those 2 years seem to be huge in terms of maturity.

 

Snared an 18 year old when I was 26 and I must admit, I had to sack it off as she just irritated the piss out of me.  The difference is massively noticeable when they are that sort of age to a few years later.

 

* Thinks back *

 

* Takes out a revolver *

[littletedwest]

I shagged a 19 year old when I was 35. i was chuffed as fuck. 

 

 

 

She looked a bit disappointed though.

how much she charge?

 

but seriously as long as they are legal I don't see anything wrong. Let's be honest your never going to have an intellectual conversation with a bird twenty years younger than you but so what?

[Strontium]

Fixed.

 

Don't worry, he got to the dog afterwards.

[Coro]

35 reasons why the Royal Family must be compelled to answer police questions for the UK's Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse

http://www.scribd.com/doc/246043736/35-reasons-why-the-Royal-Family-must-be-compelled-to-answer-police-questions-for-the-UK-s-Inquiry-into-Child-Sexual-Abuse