Ashley Cole

[ZonkoVille77]

I think I actually hate him and want his gut to explode.

[TheFridge]

He'll be on a beach with Beckham in Miami this time next year.

[milky]

He'll be on a beach with Beckham in Miami this time next year.

 

His mobile phone buzzing away in muffled tones....

[razor]

I'd burn my season ticket in protest.  And my scarf.  And my whole head.

 

As I ran across the pitch naked towards the dugout on the first game of next season.

[Pureblood]

i don't really get the hatred of him or the accusations of money grabbing.  The move to Chelsea gave him more trophies and success than Arsenal could provide.  As for cheating on Cheryl, I'd cheat on her too; boring, gobby cow with no talent (singing, that is).

 

A female I once did it with turned Ashley Cole down (in a mobile phone shop of all places).  Basically I think this makes me a better footballer and human than him.  She did say he was a right arrogant twat, like.  

 

Still I don't really get the hate.  Why did the England fans boo him?

 

If it's purely a football decision then he's still a good player and could be an option if his wage demands are not unreasonable.  

[Trumo]

I'd burn my season ticket in protest.  And my scarf.  And my whole head.

 

As I ran across the pitch naked towards the dugout on the first game of next season.

 

One hell of a razor burn that.

[JermainePennant]

No his attacking play is about as good as cissokhos and hes not as good defensively as he was.

 

Enrique is better then him and I hope our next lb we sign is good in the final third like a kolorov but hopefully better defensive wise.

[Tony Moanero]

No his attacking play is about as good as cissokhos

Mental.

[MLB]

Good player but a massive bellend. No ta.

[xerxes]

Good player, wages don't fit.

[scudger99]

Didn't we sign an oxygen thief called Cole from Chavski before ?

[Jonjo Baldy]

If his not good enough for the small horse, then how could he good for the dark horse with big ambitions.

[James Dean]

No fucking way.

[Lario]

2) A big club in decline, trying to arrest the slide for one more year or 2.

 

 

Expect him to replace Evra then!

[Pureblood]

He'd be our bellend. 

[Tj hooker]

Can't see him being a good influence in the dressing room I've no information as to why just strikes me as a bad sort the way Brendan has the lads all pulling in the same direction I wouldn't want to jeopardize that

[Kant]

Er...no

[Rush 346]

No

[SoMuch4Gravity]

He is a vapid cunt, I can't believe he's even being linked with us. I WANT NAMES!!!

 

No then...

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

About as likely as re-signing El Hadji Diouf, handing him the number 7 shirt and tell Suarez to piss off.

[Dr. J]

He's not one of us, and will never be one of us. End of.

[Dani Pacheco]

Will be 34 before end of the year, vile odious character with no redeeming features as a person off the pitch, would expect a serious wage, whoever invented this story needs to develop an imagination. 

[Champ]

Fuck that, don't want more cast offs.

 

How long is it since an out of contract player came and really made a positive difference on the field? Or am I missing someone really obvious?

[SoMuch4Gravity]

How long is it since an out of contract player came and really made a positive difference on the field? Or am I missing someone really obvious?

 

Don't you dare make me take Kolo's name in vain! Kolo is good w/ the kids, smells nice, is super hunky...what were we talking about again?

[Champ]

Don't you dare make me take Kolo's name in vain! Kolo is good w/ the kids, smells nice, is super hunky...what were we talking about again?

 

Which is why I said 'on the field.'