little things that annoy the shit out of you

[chrisbonnie]

People who fill the kettle for one cup of tea. 

 

My missus is a model for it. 

 

Just pour in a little amount, no need to be waiting 10 minutes for a full kettle of water to boil for one cup of tea! 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Mook said:

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

Granted, he is a cunt but unless you are 7ft, anything but 2 is for cunts who identify as cunts 

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Granted, he is a cunt but unless you are 7ft, anything but 2 is for cunts who identify as cunts 

Naw, anyone who knows the score wears a three button suit.

 

These trendy one & two button jobs are wank.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 2/22/2019 at 5:06 AM, leslie said:

fuckwit boring repartee

Who pissed on your Hawaaian Shirt,cobber?

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Naw, anyone who knows the score wears a three button suit.

 

These trendy one & two button jobs are wank.

Mook knows. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Mook knows. 

Yep. On the button.

[chrisbonnie]

The term EX PATS for British people that move to another country. 

 

If anyone moves to the UK, you're deemed an immigrant, but the British call themselves ex pats when they nice away... 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

23 hours ago, Mook said:

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

Got to disagree and agree. Cock chops is wearing a (very bad) tux, got to be single button. Standard dress suit 2-3. Flash cunt with a longer cut 4.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

23 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

The term EX PATS for British people that move to another country. 

 

If anyone moves to the UK, you're deemed an immigrant, but the British call themselves ex pats when they nice away... 

Aye the smug fucks who use it very rarely understand it’s origin and thus correct meaning:

”1768, modeled on French expatrier "banish" (14c.), from ex- "out of" (see ex-) + patrie"native land," from Latin patria "one's native country," from pater (genitive patris) "father" (see father (n.); also compare patriot). Related: Expatriated; expatriating. The noun is by 1818, "one who has been banished;" main modern sense of "one who chooses to live abroad" is by 1902.”

 

which i I think makes them refugees.

[Mook]

2 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Got to disagree and agree. Cock chops is wearing a (very bad) tux, got to be single button. Standard dress suit 2-3. Flash cunt with a longer cut 4.

Aye, that was a bad example, I've got a new phone & am having problems downloading pictures.

 

Twats...

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Is non dom Latin for greedy daily mail owning cunt.

[Mook]

And how it should be done...

 

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

The term EX PATS for British people that move to another country. 

 

If anyone moves to the UK, you're deemed an immigrant, but the British call themselves ex pats when they nice away... 

I stay well clear of any blert describing themselves as an ex pat. 

[cloggypop]

25 minutes ago, Mook said:

And how it should be done...

 

Steve Marriott knows

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

The term EX PATS for British people that move to another country. 

 

If anyone moves to the UK, you're deemed an immigrant, but the British call themselves ex pats when they nice away... 

I just call them cunts.

[Elite]

14 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

People who fill the kettle for one cup of tea. 

 

My missus is a model for it. 

 

Just pour in a little amount, no need to be waiting 10 minutes for a full kettle of water to boil for one cup of tea! 

I do that, I then put a tea bag in the kettle and neck it from the spout.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I don't mind a two button jacket, as three buttons end up with a higher lapel, which can be a tough look to pull off if you're not a slim jim.

 

I save my ire for the unnecessary increase in cuff buttons. Saw a fella the other day with five buttons. A few more and they'd have reached his elbow.

[Anny Road]

Phone cases. Or is the phones themselves not sure?

What other item would you spend up to a grand on and because it will explode into a zillion pieces, if dropped from the hight of a gnats pube, rendering it useless, you need to wrap it in a shitty £25 quid ebay case.

 

Just bought a Porsche? Be sure and cover it in polystyrene because if you hit a sparrow the engine will fall out and you are not insured for that.

 

Brand new glass coffee table? Be sure you don't drop a mug from an 1/8 of mm because we didn't make it with real glass.

 

It's bad design and they can fuck off.

[Curly]

On 2/24/2019 at 7:34 AM, Mook said:

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

I was told once that the rule of thumb is:

1 - always

2 - sometimes 

3 - never

The guy was lord of the whoppers though

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

I was told once that the rule of thumb is:

1 - always

2 - sometimes 

3 - never

The guy was lord of the whoppers though

True. It's also the first film directed by the Farm's bass player Carl. 

 

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5068162/

[Curly]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

True. It's also the first film directed by the Farm's bass player Carl. 

 

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5068162/

Is it about suits? Might have to give it a watch if so

[Jairzinho]

Interested to hear about Mook's rule of thumb.

[cloggypop]

18 minutes ago, belarus said:

Is it about suits? Might have to give it a watch if so

Not exclusively. 

[Curly]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Not exclusively. 

Hmm. Probably give it a swerve then

[Mook]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Interested to hear about Mook's rule of thumb.

It's not a good night out unless you've shat yourself twice.