little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

"Can you waste 10 hours a week, and whatever it costs in fuel, driving to the office so that you can hang out with a bunch of cunts and be micromanaged by people with the IQ of a bag of quavers? You can have the same wages we were paying people in 2003."

 

 

I am literally eating a bag of BBQ sauce flavour Quavers but can’t any IQ data on the bag hence I will just have to take your word for this.

 

* sugars are 0.7g though 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

"Can you waste 10 hours a week, and whatever it costs in fuel, driving to the office so that you can hang out with a bunch of cunts and be micromanaged by people with the IQ of a bag of quavers? You can have the same wages we were paying people in 2003."

 

 

That about covers it.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Glitter - it's like sparkly herpes, there's no getting rid of it. 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

The young people in my office seem to regard working from home on a Monday or Friday as an inalienable human right. I had a new client pitch on monday about 15 miles from the office and the young woman in our office refused to come along becuase it was her “working from home day”. 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

9 hours ago, Curly said:

It annoys me that you’ve only just realised that it’s incorrect to be honest. It also annoys me even more that you picked up said annoyance from a radio show - regurgitated annoyance. And even more than all that, it annoys me that you’ve posted it on here without it even having time to marinate with you. 
 

The fight is real mate. Don’t make a mockery of it with second hand irritations that haven’t ground your gears yet. Shame on you.

 

Let’s not forget, we had Bjornebye on here the other week starting threads about that day’s topic on Loose Women. 

[VladimirIlyich]

59 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Let’s not forget, we had Bjornebye on here the other week starting threads about that day’s topic on Loose Women. 

It was his time of the month.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

How could you tell ? 

He was happy. 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

He was feeling happy,then dopey then bashful then doc. They all felt the wrath of a vengeful cock.

 

[Bjornebye]

I’ve got small legs and shag tories. Poss off 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I’ve got small legs and shag tories. Poss off 

Warwick,is that you?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Warwick,is that you?

Tenable 

[TheBitch]

Every time I type a post using my phone and start a new sentence or paragraph it starts the the sentence in lower case. 
 

it’s a fucking pisstake. 
 

why?

 

who's fault is it? Dave’s or Apple’s?

 

It’s stressing me out that I’m not going to go back and correct those 3 lines there. 

[halewood pete]

Radio stations that censor the word faggot when they play fairytale of new York.just  play it as it was written !

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, halewood pete said:

Radio stations that censor the word faggot when they play fairytale of new York.just  play it as it was written !

They could even change it to maggot without much effort.

[Elite]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

They could even change it to maggot without much effort.

You scumbag, you maggot you cheap lousy maggot?

 

Not got the same ring to it.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

You scumbag, you maggot you cheap lousy maggot?

 

Not got the same ring to it.

Oh yeah,forgot about that. You're right. Taggart?

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 25/12/2023 at 20:49, VladimirIlyich said:

Oh yeah,forgot about that. You're right. Taggart?

Could have gone with braggart if they wanted to be a bit posh

[Mudface]

18 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Social events that go on for too long. Yesterday we went to lunch at the in laws and Mrs Willard had allocated 5 hours start to finish. Tomorrow it’s a New Year’s Eve party and we’re turning up at 7 pm ! So another 5 - 6 hours of making fucking small talk. I’d be happy with 2 hours maximum.

 

 

I find drinking myself insensible as soon as possible helps those sort of things fly by.

[Bjornebye]

On 25/12/2023 at 13:07, halewood pete said:

Radio stations that censor the word faggot when they play fairytale of new York.just  play it as it was written !

 

The Pogues asked for it to be removed themselves didn't they? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

The Pogues asked for it to be removed themselves didn't they? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a brilliant reply to that shitehawk, gotta love the pogues for that.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Alan keys. I hate using the drop the cunt twats and they're always in places you can't use a full twist you have to take it out do a 6 percent twist and repeat 50 times.. plus I accumulate a million of the bastards and for some reason it's a free tool. The instruction booklet will say you need a power drill, a Spanner, a screwdriver, a plane, a hammer, a rubber mallet but here's a free fucking alan key because you need that too.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Alan keys. I hate using the drop the cunt twats and they're always in places you can't use a full twist you have to take it out do a 6 percent twist and repeat 50 times.. plus I accumulate a million of the bastards and for some reason it's a free tool. The instruction booklet will say you need a power drill, a Spanner, a screwdriver, a plane, a hammer, a rubber mallet but here's a free fucking alan key because you need that too.

 

Can't agree with this. A hammer, one medium phillips screwdriver a set of alan keys and a kitchen knife is all a real man needs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Alan keys. I hate using the drop the cunt twats and they're always in places you can't use a full twist you have to take it out do a 6 percent twist and repeat 50 times.. plus I accumulate a million of the bastards and for some reason it's a free tool. The instruction booklet will say you need a power drill, a Spanner, a screwdriver, a plane, a hammer, a rubber mallet but here's a free fucking alan key because you need that too.

I thought a new poster was pissing everybody off for a minute at the start of this post.

Its 'Allen' after the company who began manufacturing them.

[Mudface]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Can't agree with this. A hammer, one medium phillips screwdriver a set of alan keys and a kitchen knife is all a real man needs.

 

Cable ties too. *ahem*

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Cable ties too. *ahem*

Don't forget your spade and bag of lime.