little things that annoy the shit out of you

[dockers_strike]

Fucking hell, woke up this morning feeling shit and Ive got the lurghy (no, not that one).

 

Dont know whether Ive caught it from my mate who'd given it to his wife and when she was talking to me before we went to L4 on Tuesday or, a bit of a chill after doing a near 25 mile bike ride on Wednesday. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Fucking hell, woke up this morning feeling shit and Ive got the lurghy (no, not that one).

 

Dont know whether Ive caught it from my mate who'd given it to his wife and when she was talking to me before we went to L4 on Tuesday or, a bit of a chill after doing a near 25 mile bike ride on Wednesday. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

 

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

What's Tuchel doing in a Springsteen video?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

What's Tuchel doing in a Springsteen video?

Haha I can't see it in either of them? 

[Harry's Lad]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Haha I can't see it in either of them? 

Tuchel does look more like an Aids victim than Hanks there to be honest.

[easytoslip]

10 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Fucking hell, woke up this morning feeling shit and Ive got the lurghy (no, not that one).

 

Dont know whether Ive caught it from my mate who'd given it to his wife and when she was talking to me before we went to L4 on Tuesday or, a bit of a chill after doing a near 25 mile bike ride on Wednesday. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

You might of got it from the toilet seat, it could of jumped and grabbed your meat, nothing a Beechams Powder won't sort out. 

[TheBitch]

Fuck going to pick up a prescription. It’s 2022 lads. Get it delivered. 

[chrisbonnie]

Morons at shopping tills that act all suprised when they have to get their wallet, card or phone to pay. 

 

Stop holding the fucking queue up,you've been to a shop a million times before. You know the drill, you pay for the stuff you buy. It's nothing knew, so at least be some what prepared ffs 

[Trumo]

10 hours ago, easytoslip said:

You might of got it from the toilet seat, it could of jumped and grabbed your meat, nothing a Beechams Powder won't sort out. 

 

Not sure Beechams Powder will do much for the toilet seat. Flash or Domestos, yes.

[Bobby Hundreds]

It doesn't annoy me but it's a thread isn't it, currently in Warrington lots of Subaru imprezas and fat willy surf shack t shirts.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

It doesn't annoy me but it's a thread isn't it, currently in Warrington lots of Subaru imprezas and fat willy surf shack t shirts.

Back to the Future was written after Robert Zemeckis visited Warrington. It’s 1999 there all the time. The only thing missing today is Mr Smiths. 

[manwiththestick]

31 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

It doesn't annoy me but it's a thread isn't it, currently in Warrington lots of Subaru imprezas and fat willy surf shack t shirts.

Guaranteed that the first crack of sunshine after January you'll see loads of Warrington lads walking around with no tops on.

[Stouffer]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

It doesn't annoy me but it's a thread isn't it, currently in Warrington lots of Subaru imprezas and fat willy surf shack t shirts.

Fuckin' Subaru bellends.

[Section_31]

It was always full of top birds Warrington, no idea what the explanation was, maybe the American air force gene pool, but they were usually both sound and fit.

[manwiththestick]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

It was always full of top birds Warrington, no idea what the explanation was, maybe the American air force gene pool, but they were usually both sound and fit.

I agree with this. Mr Smiths back in the day was great for pulling locals, I've worked with a couple of girls from Warrington who were stunning and both had American grandparents in their lineage.

[Bjornebye]

Yep plenty of top totty in Warrington but fashion wise still in 99 like the rest. Stockton Heath on a Saturday evening is heaving with top shelf. 

[Bjornebye]

Anyway who wants some 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

40 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

It was always full of top birds Warrington, no idea what the explanation was, maybe the American air force gene pool, but they were usually both sound and fit.

There was loads today, I had to wait in Costa some fine looking women.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Getting asked to give to charity every 5 minutes. Seems that whenever I purchase anything online there a request to donate to a charity. If I have to use a self check out at the supermarket it asks me if I want to donate to something or other. Every adverts seem to come with a charity ask. Walking round town there's the chuggers. 

 

Times are hard and people give what they can, if they can. It just seems to be a bombardment at the minute. 

[Oh Buoy]

Driving theme today.

 

Said it before but those lazy cunts using parent and child because they can't be bothered to park and walk that extra 30 seconds. 

 

Cunts who park too close that you can't even get into your car. 

 

All elderly drivers driving way under the speed limit.

 

People in excessively large cars who struggle to do basic maneuvers.

 

Cunts who think two-way car parks are just for them and drive in the middle.

 

Gobshites who think they can beat the red lights near Switch Island and end up slamming on at the next junction or just about avoid causing a crash. 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Not being able to put cash in your bank account on a Saturday od Sunday. Some banks open half a day on a Saturday but none near me. It's the 21st century and you still have to wait until Monday morning to deposit cash. What a farce.

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Not being able to put cash in your bank account on a Saturday od Sunday. Some banks open half a day on a Saturday but none near me. It's the 21st century and you still have to wait until Monday morning to deposit cash. What a farce.

Do they not have an ATM that you can use?

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Mudface said:

Do they not have an ATM that you can use?

Nope. Only inside the bank,which is closed!

[Bobby Hundreds]

4 hours ago, Bot said:

Driving theme today.

 

Said it before but those lazy cunts using parent and child because they can't be bothered to park and walk that extra 30 seconds. 

 

Cunts who park too close that you can't even get into your car. 

 

All elderly drivers driving way under the speed limit.

 

People in excessively large cars who struggle to do basic maneuvers.

 

Cunts who think two-way car parks are just for them and drive in the middle.

 

Gobshites who think they can beat the red lights near Switch Island and end up slamming on at the next junction or just about avoid causing a crash. 

 

 

Old drivers drive 50 miles an hour on the motorway and 50 miles an hour on 30 mile an hour roads and raise your seats you cunts.

[Rico1304]

We had a new kitchen last year. I know it was a year ago because on Friday the oven manufacturer called me about an extended warranty.  Today, the element in the oven went pop.   
 

Last week, I got a letter from the shower manufacturer about an extended warranty.  Guess what?