little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Pureblood]

Alternatively there's a little arrow in the signature itself.  Click on that and there's an option to ignore all signatures. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

12 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Edit your ignored users and type in Stig's name.  Four check boxes come up, tick the one marked "signature" and save the settings.

 

If you're on a laptop just click on the little arrow next to your username to bring up the options.  If you're on a phone click on the four lines thingy at the top right, then "ignored users".

Sorted. Thanks.

[Pureblood]

Now it no longer annoys the shit out of you.  The world is better and it's all because of me. 

[General Dryness]

55 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Now it no longer annoys the shit out of you.  The world is better and it's all because of me. 

To be fair, you were massively overdrawn on that particular account. About time you put something back.

[Pureblood]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

To be fair, you were massively overdrawn on that particular account. About time you put something back.

I'm all about helping people, a bit like Champ.  Feeling down?  Want some cookies? 

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

I'm all about helping people, a bit like Champ.  Feeling down?  Want some cookies? 

TK421 in "I'm a bit like Champ" shocker. 

[Pureblood]

Choccie chip it is.  Just PM me your address, real name, gender and sort code.  

[General Dryness]

Just dont start sending people pictures of yourself in the nip like she does. It's bad enough when stig does it.

 

 

[Karl_b]

On 02/08/2019 at 21:57, A Red said:

My ex brother in law lives down Bricknell Ave and sister in law down Chants Ave. More of a Beverley man myself

My parents live just off Bricknell (I went to Kelvin Hall School) and used to live just off Chants. 

 

Cool story, I know.

[Bjornebye]

My bird won two tickets off Merseytravel for tickets to see The Lightning Seeds and The Christians later in Birkenhead off something she entered on faceaids. Cheeky bastards didn't even give us free travel. She was gonna drive anyway but still.... the fucking cheeky bastards emailed saying "Please pick your tickets up they have been reserved at the box-office, train-tickets from Liverpool lime St cost ... bla bla bla" Scruffs. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

My bird won two tickets off Merseytravel for tickets to see The Lightning Seeds and The Christians later in Birkenhead off something she entered on faceaids. Cheeky bastards didn't even give us free travel. She was gonna drive anyway but still.... the fucking cheeky bastards emailed saying "Please pick your tickets up they have been reserved at the box-office, train-tickets from Liverpool lime St cost ... bla bla bla" Scruffs. 

Lucky you.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Lucky you.

Marvellous

[easytoslip]

Having a few beers at my local which has a fortnightly Kareoke for the unbalanced, Conway Twitty’s one was good though.

[Bjornebye]

The way this bitch says “detail” 

 

 

 

 

 

[Davelfc]

Kids, do they ever stop annoying you? Now grown up they are so much more annoying than they were when little. 

 

I bought them all those tile things, you attach them to your keys and then pair them on your phone, You can't now lose your keys because you can see where you last had them or make the tile play a tune to find them. I especially did not want them to lose their key fobs for their cars, the dealers charge a fortune for them. To make it even easier I purchased the new tiles with replaceable batteries this year and replaced all the previous ones. 

 

I get a call from my son, have I seen his keys (they were round yesterday's for the footy) and I suggest he uses his tile app. Oh the battery cover fell off somewhere and the battery fell out a while ago, he tells me. 

 

I cannot plan for stupid, I really can't. I do have all their spare car keys here safe because they lose keys like Boris loses votes. I give up though I really do it's like trying to herd cats with them. 

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

Are you young enough to suffocate them in their sleep and start again?

[The Golden Eel]

Probably mentioned this before but the way BBC2 HD and Channel 4 HD aren't numbers 102 and 104 on a Sky box. 

[chrisbonnie]

1 hour ago, DimReaper said:

Probably mentioned this before but the way BBC2 HD and Channel 4 HD aren't numbers 102 and 104 on a Sky box. 

Could never get my head around why they did that. 

 

In fact, alot of their channel organisation is shite. 

 

I have my mother in law here for a few days. She keeps filling the kettle to make 1 or 2 cups of tea. 

 

It's doing my fucking head in. Just fill up enough for what you want instead of waiting 10 minutes to boil a gallon of water to make one cup of fecking tea. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Trying to fold fitted sheets. As a man of the world it even defies my homely skills.

Sheet Cunt!

[magicrat]

16 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Trying to fold fitted sheets. As a man of the world it even defies my homely skills.

Sheet Cunt!

It's impossible just like getting hoover back in the cupboard with all its hoses and attachments. Best left to those more capable.

[Chocoholic]

This has probably been mentioned before, but here's one...

 

Sky News, with their dual presenters doing the 'you speak a line, I speak a line' shite on news stories. Intensely irritating. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

This has probably been mentioned before, but here's one...

 

Sky News, with their dual presenters doing the 'you speak a line, I speak a line' shite on news stories. Intensely irritating. 

Just put sky news on a few minutes ago because the BBC are proper bastards and Kay Burley was interviewing some turd off Love Island about weight loss. 

 

The country is falling apart but yeah fuck it eat a bag of crisps a week less. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just put sky news on a few minutes ago because the BBC are proper bastards and Kay Burley was interviewing some turd off Love Island about weight loss. 

 

The country is falling apart but yeah fuck it eat a bag of crisps a week less. 

Scandalous. I will never give up crisps.

[Chocoholic]

I immediately switch channels when I see that ridiculous woman I call the 'Mistress of Doom'. I'd swear, whenever there's a big news story that involves tragedy or some other misfortune, they wheel her out to aggravate the palpable sense of misery. She and Didi Hamann had a proper love in about something on Twitter once and they both blocked me. Works for me as well as for them. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Kids not listening. 

 

I bought one of those rubber non slip bath mats about four weeks ago. It’s got fifty eight tiny suction cups on the underneath of it, making it almost impossible for anyone to fall over while in the shower. 

 

It also doubled up as a fantastic decorative piece, stuck firmly to the tiles on the wall, as the boy slipped over this morning and made a huge crater in the bottom of the bath with his knee.