little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Does he even lift?

'Trains' 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Seasons said:

 

Maybe he's just shy and don't know how to have a conversation. Why don't you do some trainin' with him?

Always has to come back to dick with you doesn't it. Dick dick dick dick dick. 

[Oh Buoy]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Always has to come back to dick with you doesn't it. Dick dick dick dick dick. 

 

It's all I think about. 

[SammyAftershave]

Dickhead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding, could't resist.

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, SammyAftershave said:

Dickhead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding, could't resist.

You don't want to carry that burden. On your head 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Where the fuck can you buy cheetos!

[Kevin D]

People putting their hand out, when you're at a bus stop which only one bus comes to.

[cloggypop]

11 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Where the fuck can you buy cheetos!

Digros

 

https://www.dirk.nl/boodschappen/snacks-snoep/chips/cheetos-chipito-kaas/38445

[Elite]

35 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

People putting their hand out, when you're at a bus stop which only one bus comes to.

Do you live in the desert?

[Bobby Hundreds]

31 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Digros

 

https://www.dirk.nl/boodschappen/snacks-snoep/chips/cheetos-chipito-kaas/38445

Is this your way of breaking it to me that England no longer sells cheetos.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Where the fuck can you buy cheetos!

 

Local shop in Hackney sells two different types.

 

The shop fucking stinks though, not sure the two are connected.

[Remmie]

On 24/05/2019 at 13:21, Bjornebye said:

Nothing. Fuck all. Just to keep fit. If he was 'trainin' for a marathon or an iron-man or to climb everest then I'd cut the cunt some slack but he is 'trainin' just so he can say 'trainin' every fucking 20 bastard seconds. 

 

A fucking giant squeasant could land on the window with a 20ft cock aimed at us and someone would shout 'what the fuck is that?!' 'trainin' 

Are you mates with him on Facebook and if so are 90% of his posts highly fascinating check ins at the gym by any chance? 

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Digros

 

https://www.dirk.nl/boodschappen/snacks-snoep/chips/cheetos-chipito-kaas/38445

Turns out asda sell those cheesey sumbitches 

[cloggypop]

34 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Turns out asda sell those cheesey sumbitches 

I'm made up for you. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I'm made up for you. 

Thankyou it's been a struggle but Hard work got me there in the end.

[Captain Turdseye]

A tangled up slinky. Fucking infuriating. Is it even possible to return them to their original state?

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

A tangled up slinky. Fucking infuriating. Is it even possible to return them to their original state?

Nah, impossible. My mother in law bought my daughter one from that  Smiggles for a tenner and it broke after about an hour. Serves her right for being ripped off, should have gone poundland.

[Elite]

As this thread is quite apt, Warwick Davis.

 

Got that Tenable on in the background but he has zero charisma so fuck knows how he's hosting a game show, even the stuff he did with Karl Pilkington was shite. I imagine he'll be a little cunt in real life as well.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

As this thread is quite apt, Warwick Davis.

 

Got that Tenable on in the background but he has zero charisma so fuck knows how he's hosting a game show, even the stuff he did with Karl Pilkington was shite. I imagine he'll be a little cunt in real life as well.

It was on in the background once and listening to his voice made me kill a baby panda. 

[manwiththestick]

Noticed this a few times now but I'm scanning through the channels to see what's on later and seen that the film Heat on on the SyFy channel later.

 

For the removal of any doubt I checked and it is the famous heist movie starring Pacino and De Niro. On the SyFy channel, SyFy meaning science fiction. Now I've only seen Heat a few times and not for over twenty years but I'm pretty sure the is not scifi element to it. What the fucks going on?

[Trumo]

15 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Noticed this a few times now but I'm scanning through the channels to see what's on later and seen that the film Heat on on the SyFy channel later.

 

For the removal of any doubt I checked and it is the famous heist movie starring Pacino and De Niro. On the SyFy channel, SyFy meaning science fiction. Now I've only seen Heat a few times and not for over twenty years but I'm pretty sure the is not scifi element to it. What the fucks going on?

 

Because she's got a GREAT ASS! And you've got your head all the way up it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

A lorry coming down a short slip road when there's a car on my back bumper and another one over taking me, leaving me to wonder is today the day I die.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Putting something in a 'safe place'. So fucking safe, I now have no fucking idea where the bastard thing is.

[Captain Turdseye]

The stupid packaging on those Bold liquitab things for the washing machine. Not content with one plastic box that’s a pain in the arse to open, they’ve had some cunt design a bigger one which is even worse. I only want to wash my bills, not take part in a stay-at-home version of the Crystal Maze, you inconsiderate twats. 

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The stupid packaging on those Bold liquitab things for the washing machine. Not content with one plastic box that’s a pain in the arse to open, they’ve had some cunt design a bigger one which is even worse. I only want to wash my bills, not take part in a stay-at-home version of the Crystal Maze, you inconsiderate twats. 

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