Usain Bolt

[Lurtz]

Ok, we get it. You love that shower of cunts. Now shut the fuck up rattling on about it.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Why should he?

 

Personally, I couldn't give a fuck who he supports, or how much he talks about it, as it has absolutely no bearing on me whatsoever.

[Pureblood]

Enjoyed listening to him talking with Mark Poo Gash last night.

[Bjornebye]

He is up against Lawrenson this week on bbc sport's predictions challenge. Went and backed southampton to beat us 1 nil the prick. 

[Jairzinho]

Seems like a bit of a twat.

[Elite]

Maybe Moyes will play him on the wing.

[niallers]

I'd like to see how the fastest footballer would do against him, say on grass with boots. I remember a charity game years ago when a British sprinter played up top and was quick but thought he'd be quicker.

[Elite]

I'd like to see how the fastest footballer would do against him, say on grass with boots. I remember a charity game years ago when a British sprinter played up top and was quick but thought he'd be quicker.

 

There was a documentary a while back about Cronaldo, in it he had two races against a professional sprinter. On the straight race the sprinter won but in the second race, they had to keep making sharp turns and CRonaldo won.

 

Be interesting to see how Bolt would compare in the second sharp turn race.

[polymerpunkah]

Can't really see what's so great about being able to run fast.

 

Unless there's a bear chasing you.

[Jairzinho]

Messi would destroy Bolt over 10/15 yards.

[moof]

Aubameyang would have him on toast

[BCM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXVIdueFTWs

 

Gifted Twat

[jamespp]

He 'supports' Real Madrid aswell, sounds like a really sincere football fan

[General Dryness]

Fucking glory hunter.

[dennis tooth]

He is up against Lawrenson this week on bbc sport's predictions challenge. Went and backed southampton to beat us 1 nil the prick. 

haha yes. A prick.

 

We were always going to lose this game as we have a manager who is a tactical crayon and Pocechinno is ace.

[torahboy]

Fucking junked up, retarded twat. I hope someone drops a crate of stanozolol on his foot and a fucking anvil on his head. But, listening to the gobshite, the anvil thing may aready have happened. Running fast in a straight line may impress some people but, without a ball, it's just running fast. Ask Raheem Sterling.

[Stickman]

Wasn't there a story that he crashed his car as he was rushing to see Man Utd play in the champions league?

Thing was he said he was rushing as they were playing Bayern Munich or someone he can't remember. Not being funny but if you were a proper fan (as opposed to trying to support the top team in England)I think you would remember who you were playing when you crashed your fucking car.

I can remember where I was when I came home from a school chrimbo party in St Anne's club and Villa were beating us 5 1 at half time in 1976.

[Newport]

Why is this a thread? We already have a thread about them being cunts. Use it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/430608/Manchester-United-fan-Usain-Bolt-tried-to-nobble-Manchester-City-striker-Sergio-Aguero

 

Apparently he tried to knacker Aguero.

 

How'd that work out?

[Faustus]

He's apparently playing at Prenton Park next year in a testimonial match.

 

I might go along just to give him shit. Manc knobhead.