[NSFW] The All New Celebrity T*ts Out Thread

[ZonkoVille77]

She can ram that banana up my arse if she's not doing anything else with it.

[cochyn]

Here's a bit of chubby Kelly Brook to act as chemotherapy, plus I need to get rid of that creature from the Tapatalk thumbnail.

 

I would simply never tire of putting up with her shit. Ever.

[Evelyn Tentions]

I put the fucking thing in NSFW tags. What more do you want me to do ? No fucking pleasing some people.

Should have NSFLA tags

Not suitable for looking at

[lifetime fan]

She's minging.  I wouldn't touch her with yours.

 

 

Horrible fake tits.

[Tony Moanero]

I prefer the ‘fatter’ version of Kelly Brook.

[lifetime fan]

She's not fat in any of those pics.

[Numero Veinticinco]

She's not fat in any of those pics.

She clearly is, mate. For her height, she is almost certainly considered overweight. I understand some people like that, and that's fine, but not excepting that she's overweight is self-deception.

[lifetime fan]

She clearly is, mate. For her height, she is almost certainly considered overweight. I understand some people like that, and that's fine, but not excepting that she's overweight is self-deception.

 

 

No fucking chance!

[Trumo]

Fat? The term you're looking for is 'plus size', girlfriend!

 

*sassy head wobble*

[Creator Supreme]

Fat? The term you're looking for is 'plus size', girlfriend!

 

*sassy head wobble*

When describing larger Kelly the term is sexy as hell!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Fat? The term you're looking for is 'plus size', girlfriend!

 

*sassy head wobble*

Or, womanly. My boateth she definitely a floateth!

[Aventus]

Or, womanly. My boateth she definitely a floateth!

Dilly Dilly!

[Dougie Do'ins]

Liz Hurley

 

Don't know how to emabed.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhhf-0NgaoS/

[Fowler1972]

She's minging. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

I’m the best looking person on the forum and I still would.

[TheHowieLama]

She clearly is, mate. For her height, she is almost certainly considered overweight. I understand some people like that, and that's fine, but not excepting that she's overweight is self-deception.

 

 

Self deception is you thinking your opinion of her has any meaning/merit whatsoever. She wouldn't - you can be sure of that.

[Boss]

A woman's fat gets offset by the size of her tits. The bigger the tits are, the less fat she looks. We need a definitive tits to fat equation and accompanying cartesian coordinate system. Kelly is overweight, and yet she isn't because her tits are fucking massive.

[TheHowieLama]

In the same way a mans fat/general unattractivenes gets offset by the size of his wallet.

 

Yes.

 

As the great Samuel L Jackson says ( well actually gets paid to say) " What's in your wallet?"

[Numero Veinticinco]

Self deception is you thinking your opinion of her has any meaning/merit whatsoever. She wouldn't - you can be sure of that.

 

What the fuck are you talking about? From a medical definition, she's quite clearly overweight. I mean, for fuck sake. 

 

Either way, I think you're a twat. 

[lifetime fan]

What the fuck are you talking about? From a medical definition, she's quite clearly overweight. I mean, for fuck sake.

 

Either way, I think you're a twat.

 

You mean the way four fifths of the England World Cup winning rugby team were classed as obese?

[TheHowieLama]

Now we know what is in Numeros wallet.

[Strontium]

Liz Hurley

 

Don't know how to embed.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhhf-0NgaoS/

I would like to embed her.

[Numero Veinticinco]

You mean the way four fifths of the England World Cup winning rugby team were classed as obese?

In a body fat percentage way. She's still a pretty woman, but come on man. She's clearly carrying some weight.

[lifetime fan]

In a body fat percentage way. She's still a pretty woman, but come on man. She's clearly carrying some weight.

I’ll take that as a yes.

 

You’re wrong.

 

I won’t believe you’re right and you won’t believe I am.

[Trumo]

Hark at NV and his fat shaming crusade!

[Numero Veinticinco]

I’ll take that as a yes.

 

You’re wrong.

 

I won’t believe you’re right and you won’t believe I am.

You are one of the most obstinate people I've ever encountered.

 

Fucking waste of time.