The Foodie thread

[Total Longo]

Am i the only one who genuinely gets a tingle of excitement whenever CD posts in this thread?

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Total Longo said:

Am i the only one who genuinely gets a tingle of excitement whenever CD posts in this thread?

He’s the Foodie Thread’s equivalent of a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

A Wednesday special for my foodie peeps, this one's dedicated to Total Longo and Yorkshire Red...4 cheese tortellini with 2 extra cheeses, peas, cheapy deconstructed beef burgers with garlic and hot sauce.

 

Fabulous.

 

[Remmie]

I wish my wife loved me like CD loves peas!

[Remmie]

Being served in a fucking bucket is the final finishing touch

[Bobby Hundreds]

My missus buys the pinch of nom books, the last two weeks almost every night we've had a different recipe from the latest one and everyone has been an absolute banger.

[Carvalho Diablo]

My lips are tingling.

[DalyanPete]

On 08/02/2022 at 16:57, Total Longo said:

Am i the only one who genuinely gets a tingle of excitement whenever CD posts in this thread?

First person I thought of when I saw a new post had been made and he didn't disappoint.

 

[YorkshireRed]

47 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

A Wednesday special for my foodie peeps, this one's dedicated to Total Longo and Yorkshire Red...4 cheese tortellini with 2 extra cheeses, peas, cheapy deconstructed beef burgers with garlic and hot sauce.

 

Fabulous.

 

I can honestly say I’ve never had anything quite like this dedicated to me before. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

My missus buys the pinch of nom books, the last two weeks almost every night we've had a different recipe from the latest one and everyone has been an absolute banger.

Think we have 4 of their books. All excellent. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Pre-match meal is a git fuck off steak pie with a bucket load of chips, cos as my foodie peeps will know, sometimes only a big fuck off steak pie with a massive fucking bucket load of chips will do.

 

This one's for that old git Dalyan Pete, home away from home.

 

[TheHowieLama]

[Bjornebye]

Ruined with too much sauce. Whats up with gravy yer friggin' biff 

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Ruined with too much sauce. Whats up with gravy yer friggin' biff 

Nothing at all...unless you're a granulated fool.

[RJ Fan club]

12 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Pre-match meal is a git fuck off steak pie with a bucket load of chips, cos as my foodie peeps will know, sometimes only a big fuck off steak pie with a massive fucking bucket load of chips will do.

 

This one's for that old git Dalyan Pete, home away from home.

 

Change red for brown sauce and I’m balls deep there*
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*add gravy too

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Nothing at all...unless you're a granulated fool.

Fair do's. Thanks for making me crave a pie. More specifically, a pie floater

 

 

 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

46 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Pre-match meal is a git fuck off steak pie with a bucket load of chips, cos as my foodie peeps will know, sometimes only a big fuck off steak pie with a massive fucking bucket load of chips will do.

 

This one's for that old git Dalyan Pete, home away from home.

 

This is missing peas. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Taco time.

 

[Captain Willard]

12 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Taco time.

 

What the fuck is that curved thing to the right ? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

7 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

What the fuck is that curved thing to the right ? 

The chopped tomato?

[Captain Turdseye]

18 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

What the fuck is that curved thing to the right ? 

Duh. It’s a turkey dinosaur. Obviously. 

[Rico1304]

44 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

What the fuck is that curved thing to the right ? 

Part of his intestinal wall. 

[DalyanPete]

17 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Pre-match meal is a git fuck off steak pie with a bucket load of chips, cos as my foodie peeps will know, sometimes only a big fuck off steak pie with a massive fucking bucket load of chips will do.

 

This one's for that old git Dalyan Pete, home away from home.

 

I am humbled and I thank you.

That would be called Turkish night in ours.

 

[Stouffer]

18 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Pre-match meal is a git fuck off steak pie with a bucket load of chips, cos as my foodie peeps will know, sometimes only a big fuck off steak pie with a massive fucking bucket load of chips will do.

 

This one's for that old git Dalyan Pete, home away from home.

 

What's the bright yellow stuff?

 

It looks like yellowcake to me.

[Carvalho Diablo]

11 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

What's the bright yellow stuff?

 

It looks like yellowcake to me.

American mustard.