Convertibles

[moof]

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[moof]

 

So, no. Not always girly.

[llego]

The only convertibles men can get away with is if it's a classic car like this:

 

 

Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys was pretty girly

[Captain]

If its good enough for Stirling Moss, then its good enough for a mere mortal like me...

 

 

Jacco knows.

[Tossed and blown]

Are you going with a mate to pick it up? If so:

 

Two blokes sitting in a convertible. One of them was tossed and blown.

 

 

 

How does that affect the vote?

 

I'll take the wife.

 

Although on reflection that would invalidate my user name.

[Strontium]

Real men

 

[Guest San Don]

How many people saying verts are girlie cars are driving around in standard astras, focus or worse!?

[Lee909]

The correct answer is yes they are for girls.

If a man wants a car without a roof he should be riding a bike.

[Pony Princess]

How many people saying verts are girlie cars are driving around in standard astras, focus or worse!?

 

I too am inclined to believe that many of the convertable-haters are jealous because either they cannot afford one / their missus won't let them have one, or they cannot drive and have to be driven to the supermarket in their missus' fruity little economical hatchback.

[Duff Man]

No, they're for twats too.

 

Nothing screams cunt like a convertible.

[Dan]

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he does have a point about roofs and women

[moof]

No, they're for twats too.

 

Nothing screams cunt like a convertible.

 

Why?

[moof]

The correct answer is yes they are for girls.

If a man wants a car without a roof he should be riding a bike.

 

But riding a bike every day is totally impractical. You have to wear leather and carry a helmet around. Great as a toy but I don't think I could put up with a bike day in day out.

[Duff Man]

Why?

 

Because you look like a massive, midlife crisis, Jeremy Clarkson cunt when you drive one. You may think you look like Steve McQueen, but in reality you're a fat, balding, small willy'd accountant called Glen.

 

The only thing more tragic than a cunt in a convertible is a cunt on a Harley Davidson.

[moof]

Because you look like a massive, midlife crisis, Jeremy Clarkson cunt when you drive one. You may think you look like Steve McQueen, but in reality you're a fat, balding, small willy'd accountant called Glen.

 

The only thing more tragic than a cunt in a convertible is a cunt on a Harley Davidson.

 

What if you're young and attractive?

 

It's something that's always baffled me; 'You're a cunt if you drive a convertible'. It's just a car, what difference does it make if you have a roof or not? Some people like it, some don't.

 

On a different but related point; what motivates people to run a key down the side of someone's car? Fucking scum of the earth. Boils my blood.

[Duff Man]

What if you're young and attractive?

 

It's something that's always baffled me; 'You're a cunt if you drive a convertible'. It's just a car, what difference does it make if you have a roof or not? Some people like it, some don't.

 

On a different but related point; what motivates people to run a key down the side of someone's car? Fucking scum of the earth. Boils my blood.

 

Then you're a young and attractive cunt. With a small willy.

[melons]

What if you're young and attractive?

 

It's something that's always baffled me; 'You're a cunt if you drive a convertible'. It's just a car, what difference does it make if you have a roof or not? Some people like it, some don't.

 

On a different but related point; what motivates people to run a key down the side of someone's car? Fucking scum of the earth. Boils my blood.

 

An even bigger cunt with a silver spoon not only up his arse but in his mouth. That or massively in debt, both would make me think he's a wopper.

 

 

As for the latter - what about those women who scrawl swear words into bonnets, total bitches, those.

[moof]

Just out of interest, Duff Man, what car do you drive? If you don't mind me asking

[moof]

An even bigger cunt with a silver spoon not only up his arse but in his mouth. That or massively in debt, both would make me think he's a wopper.

 

 

As for the latter - what about those women who scrawl swear words into bonnets, total bitches, those.

 

The question is why? Why are you a cunt if you drive a convertable?

 

This was the answer given;

 

Originally Posted by Duff Man

Because you look like a massive, midlife crisis, Jeremy Clarkson cunt when you drive one. You may think you look like Steve McQueen, but in reality you're a fat, balding, small willy'd accountant called Glen.

 

So you can't drive one if you're old and fat or if you're young and attractive?

 

Why does it make you a cunt?!

[Duff Man]

Because they're bought to pose. They're like a private reg. The only reason people get them is to let the rest of the world know they can afford expensive things. Cunty.

[moof]

Why is it any different from buying an expensive car with a roof?

[melons]

The question is why? Why are you a cunt if you drive a convertable?

 

This was the answer given;

 

Originally Posted by Duff Man

Because you look like a massive, midlife crisis, Jeremy Clarkson cunt when you drive one. You may think you look like Steve McQueen, but in reality you're a fat, balding, small willy'd accountant called Glen.

 

So you can't drive one if you're old and fat or if you're young and attractive?

 

Why does it make you a cunt?!

 

Thinking of the men i know that drive convertibles, they fit that bracket that duff man proposed, the thing is the men that are reasonably decent think that it's a pulling aid. It's not, which makes it cringe worthy. I also think it's an age thing. My mum is impressed when a bloke says he drives one... I then remind her that she also drives one.

 

Why is it any different from buying an expensive car with a roof?

 

To be fair i think most people who drive cars that are not fit for purpose are a bit of a tit. That includes those warrior and range rover city dwellers.

[Duff Man]

Thinking of the men i know that drive convertibles, they fit that bracket that duff man proposed, the thing is the men that are reasonably decent think that it's a pulling aid. It's not, which makes it cringe worthy. I also think it's an age thing. My mum is impressed when a bloke says he drives one... I then remind her that she also drives one.

 

To be fair i think most people who drive cars that are not fit for purpose are a bit of a tit. That includes those warrior and range rover city dwellers.

 

Yep, a convertible is just the pinnacle of motorcar cuntyness.

[moof]

Which cars are allowed then?