Which Striker Should We Get In January?

[Unrighteous]

I would jizz in my pants if we got Cavani.

 

[markcd]

Does Henry count as a free agent? Would we even have to wait until Jan?

[Red Banjo]

Why selective stats?? Just because it suit your nonsensical argument??

 

So only league goals counts as a proper goal? How about cup games goals? How about Europa goals? How about Champions League goals? How about the season in 08-09 and 07-08 where he scored 41 league goals??

 

Please smash your keyboard and throw it out of your window because it ain't doing you good.

 

And currently he has 10 goals in 15 games in all competitions for Lazio. So he is scoring goals and loads of them in a physical Serie snore league.

 

Now, please sit down.

 

Seriously. Im annoyed im even having to respond to your utter drivel. Please pipe down and admit you are wrong, you'll look less of an idiot for it.

 

Its ironic that you claim im manipulating stats to suit the argument - thats exactly what your fucking doing. This is a thread about a striker - one who could help us regain our place at Europe's top table by securing a top 4 place in the league. By doing this you need to win league games, and to win these you need to score league goals - so why in fucks name is it so hard to understand why im looking at the league record of the player in question? Who gives a flying fuck if he can score goals against a team of part time factory workers in the German cup or FC Mentalist in the Europa League - its completely and utterly irrelevant. What is relevant is if the player in question can score goals week in, week out in the League - and Klose has a poor record, which is exactly the point i was making.

 

And just to compound your misery you've put on here for, the world to see, just how utterly clueless you are by claiming Klose scored 41 league goals in 07/08 and 08/09. If you look a bit closer you might see he scored 10 league goals in 07/08 and 10 league goals in 08/09. Where the fuck your getting 41 from i dont know - but his over all record for Bayern, IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE, is 24 goals in his 4 seasons. Hardly prolific stuff - which led to me questioning why people would want him here - besides the fact he's 33 years old.

 

Now please follow your own advice and throw your keyboard out of the window, as its clearly not doing you any good. Then sit down. Thanks.

[silverlining]

Seriously. Im annoyed im even having to respond to your utter drivel. Please pipe down and admit you are wrong, you'll look less of an idiot for it.

 

 

Don't bother trying to reason with this lunatic. He's been trolling 6CM and Koptalk for years. I can only assume he's finnaly been booted from 6CM given his recent registration here.

 

He is a mental annoying cunt and has a roaming IP address as slippery as an eel. I would imagine that he will not survive Usher's ban stick for very long.

[Red Banjo]

Oh.

 

I assumed he was just thick, or Klose's agent. Guess i should have at least considered the possibility that he is a WUM or a troll.

[silverlining]

Oh.

 

I assumed he was just thick, or Klose's agent. Guess i should have at least considered the possibility that he is a WUM or a troll.

 

He's thick, a WUM and a troll. Properly honey nut loops Momo mental.

 

Just watch

[xerxes]

Or will we buy one at all?

 

Buying CL quality in Jan with no guarantee of CL football will be difficult, and the competition for goalscorers at that time of year is fierce.Suarez was a gamble that paid , Carroll one that has not(yet),in a punt that was almost £60m strong.

[stringvest]

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[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Or will we buy one at all?

 

Judging by Kenny's comments, maybe not.

[Guest davelfc]

Kenny won't show his hand, he knows we have 8 league games, 2 carling cup games and an FA cup game before the window closes. He wants his strikers having full confidence going into the xmas period.

 

It would be better for everyone if the goals started going in with the chances we are making, obviously.

[WoOGii]

Carroll to Newcastle for £15m, Torres to Liverpool for £30m . Newcastle gains £20m, Chelsea lose £20m, we've lost nothing and we get one of the most feared strike forces through world football.

 

Torres and Suarez would tear teams apart, it seems like it’s literally a match made in heaven which is obviously the reason we went in for Suarez in the first place. Plus on a more selfish note, singing both the Torres song and Suarez song at away games would be fun.

[Red Banjo]

No ta.

 

Some things can't be forgiven

[WoOGii]

No ta.

 

Some things can't be forgiven

 

If he came back, and I say this as something I’ve just conjured up in my head there’s absolutely no substance behind it what so ever.

 

But yeah if he did come back, he’d say the Chelsea officials made him say all those things. I’d know he was lying, accept it and continue to love him like I did in the past when he’s banging 20+ goals a season in again.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

If he came back, and I say this as something I’ve just conjured up in my head there’s absolutely no substance behind it what so ever.

 

But yeah if he did come back, he’d say the Chelsea officials made him say all those things. I’d know he was lying, accept it and continue to love him like I did in the past when he’s banging 20+ goals a season in again.

 

He's forever tainted.

[Red Banjo]

If he came back, and I say this as something I’ve just conjured up in my head there’s absolutely no substance behind it what so ever.

 

But yeah if he did come back, he’d say the Chelsea officials made him say all those things. I’d know he was lying, accept it and continue to love him like I did in the past when he’s banging 20+ goals a season in again.

 

I've seen nothing since seeing he left, to suggest there is anything there anymore. Im not saying he's lost what he once had - but something is very wrong, and im glad its someone else's problem to find out what it is.

 

I could overlook the comments he's made since he's left - but my firm stance on his return would be based entirely on the 6 months football he played for us before he buggered off. This is what i can't forgive.

[zigackly]

Right, who are we getting today? I demand a youtube vid as well please.

[redsoxs]

I don't think we need a striker! We need a right winger that will suit Carroll style of play.

 

In Kenny i trust.

[WoOGii]

Right, who are we getting today? I demand a youtube vid as well please.

 

[YOUTUBE]r4iOs4D56e8[/YOUTUBE]

 

Adebayo Akinfenwa - Strong, fast and scored goals at most clubs he's been at. Could probably get him on the cheap as well, around £100,000.

[Simbo]

I don't think we need a striker! We need a right winger that will suit Carroll style of play.

 

In Kenny i trust.

 

What's Stuart Ripley up to these days?

 

[TheHowieLama]

I don't think we need a striker! We need a right winger that will suit Carroll style of play.

 

In Kenny i trust.

 

So a RW who sits on the bench it is. Be good to have bookends to prop him up.

[WoOGii]

I don't think we need a striker! We need a right winger that will suit Carroll style of play.

 

In Kenny i trust.

 

We tried that with Downing mate, it hasn't worked out so well.

[zigackly]

Adebayo Akinfenwa - Strong, fast and scored goals at most clubs he's been at. Could probably get him on the cheap as well, around £100,000.

 

[brucespanner]

I miss how genuinely shit Veronin was, can't we get him back for comedy value?

[Evil_Ways]

Or will we buy one at all?

 

Buying CL quality in Jan with no guarantee of CL football will be difficult, and the competition for goalscorers at that time of year is fierce.Suarez was a gamble that paid , Carroll one that has not(yet),in a punt that was almost £60m strong.

 

Surely we must try. With just a bit better finnishing and decision making in the final third we'd be in a much, much better position right now, no question about it. The only game we havent been the better side and created the better chances in, was against Spurs.

 

As for Suarez being a gamble, i dont see what you mean ?

Plainly obvious for anyone who had seen him play more than a handful times that the guy had it all to be a top quality signing for us. That he'd be just as good as he's been i dont think anyone could have known.

[WoOGii]

Anelka has signed for that Chinese team so i'm glad we can put that rumour to bed.