Onions

[Elite]

I am only just realising how fucking ace they are.

 

They will improve the majority of dishes but don't get the credit they deserve, they should be awarded a Knighthood from her Royal Maj herself, the old cunt.

[Guest ShoePiss]

No you're not, each onion should have that royal coat of arms thing stamped on it so we all know how great they are. Like carr's water crackers. It would also stop the Irish from using them.

[ChrisM]

Onions and garlic, the majority of the worlds greatest dishes begin with these two beauties sweating together in a pan.

[PestiRed]

Onions, shallots, leeks, chives, garlic - all members of the allium family should be worshipped. I'm with the French on this one

[redsoxs]

FFS.... you'll have me in tears.

[Elite]

Onions only make you cry out of love.

[Uncle_Meat]

Onions and garlic make anything awesome. It's a well known scientific fact.

 

 

This guy knows his onions. Eats them too, I bet.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Wasn't there a near identical thread a while ago?

 

My housemates say they Always know when I'm.cooking as they smell onion and.garlic when they walk in

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

In the words of Bill Cosby, Onion’s are filth flarn flarn flarn filth.

utterly fucking disgusting,and the one ingredient that people think they can just lash in regardless.

cheese and bacon pie - take a bite, what is that but a fuckoff big chunk of onion

spaghetti carbonara, take a mouthful, dirty little skiddy bastards everywhere - did I explicitly state no onions? Yes that means don’t replace the pig bastards with spring onions, yes I know these are shallots, shallots are still onions and I said no fucking onions

onion rules:

1. Don’t put them in food in the first place

2. If you insist on sticking them in food, be sure to,make it clear, egg mayonnaise and lots of fucking onions is not egg mayonnaise

[Bjornebye]

If you have the patience (slippery fuckers) to chop them into small cubes and fry them with some soy sauce, garlic and turmeric then you can baste them over anything you want. Including Tonys mums arse. (she gave me the recipe) 

[Tony Moanero]

Onions are boss. Cheese and onion butties, cheese and onion crisps, pickled onions, onion rings, fried onions on a hot dog.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Onions are boss. Cheese and onion butties, cheese and onion crisps, pickled onions, onion rings, fried onions on a hot dog.

Deviant 

[Bjornebye]

Im oinionly saying . fuck sake 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Onions are great. Great raw, roasted, fried, and in sauces and stews. I can understand why somebody might not like them raw, but cooked? They’re inoffensive. 

 

Tony is right. Cheese and onion butties are amazing. 

[suzy]

Cheese and onion toasties- lovely!

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Onions are great. Great raw, roasted, fried, and in sauces and stews. I can understand why somebody might not like them raw, but cooked? They’re inoffensive. 

 

Tony is right. Cheese and onion butties are amazing. 

They’re Shit, nobody ever woke up and went ah I just fancy an onion.

cut into a cube and shove it up yer hole, if I had to eat onions as an emergency cure for the bad aids say, after a dog bit us, then I’d telll them to chop them up, blend it, th n throw the shit in the bin as I died and agonising slow death. 

Fuck onions, and fuck the ira (as some mad auld bint with a dog ina pram once shouted at me)

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck onions.

[skend04]

As a kid I used to hate them. I would wretch at the site of onions. I reckon my mum purposely tortured me as a child by cutting and cooking them in a rustic style in her dhaals. Big fucking chunks floating around the bowl.

 

Fortunately I grew out of that phase as there's literally very little indian food that you could have that isn't based off onions of some sort or another.

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 minutes ago, suzy said:

Cheese and onion toasties- lovely!

Suzy, I don’t like to use foul language in front of a lady, but get the fuck out of here yer dirty skank, they ruin a good butty 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Art, I’m stating to think you don’t like onions, mate. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Onions are ace. Stop having them for breakfast Arthur.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 minutes ago, skend04 said:

As a kid I used to hate them. I would wretch at the site of onions. I reckon my mum purposely tortured me as a child by cutting and cooking them in a rustic style in her dhaals. Big fucking chunks floating around the bowl.

 

Fortunately I grew out of that phase as there's literally very little indian food that you could have that isn't based off onions of some sort or another.

 

 

I know folks like you, lost comrades, we talked about the onion wars and then they were turned to filth.

namely my sister and wife.

in fac5 with the wife, it was a topic of debate for the courtship, and to be fair to my sister, she tends to grin and bear then, but has indoctrinated my niece into the slippery layered bastards.

im no longer allowed to tell her “beware the onions, they are everywhere, always watching, waiting”

[suzy]

15 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Suzy, I don’t like to use foul language in front of a lady, but get the fuck out of here yer dirty skank, they ruin a good butty 

 

Oh dear

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, suzy said:

Oh dear

Cheese and onion toastie is the pinnacle of human achievement. 

[suzy]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

Cheese and onion toastie is the pinnacle of human achievement. 

Indeed 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

Cheese and onion toastie is the pinnacle of human achievement. 

I’ve climbed volcanoes and walked >80km cross country non stop, nothing surpasses my ability to bit into a pie and spot one of those snaky little bastards that the chef failed to mention in the menu.