I have to say this as its winding me up.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

 

Who needs hairties, really?

 

Where the fuck is that from!?

[Unrighteous]

Is Dyspraxia an actual medical term?

 

I thought he had just spelt Dyslexia wrong!

 

Yeah, its where you can't coordinate actions, and execute directions and stuff...

 

Essentially, he'd be like, at work, with a chopping knife, prepping some veggies, and then chop his hand off, and pick up an ice cream cone and call the ambulance with it.

[Unrighteous]

Where the fuck is that from!?

 

I've been trying to figure it out, myself.

[Guest simon]

Simon, if you have dyspraxia (seriously), then what the fuck are you doing wielding a knife at work?

 

How have you not lopped off a finger, or more, yet?

 

Mate Dypraxia just affect you output and Organisational skills, Some forms of it can be really bad but not as bad as you make out.

[Guest simon]

Is Dyspraxia an actual medical term?

 

I thought he had just spelt Dyslexia wrong!

 

Developmental dyspraxia is an impairment or immaturity of the organisation of movement. It is an immaturity in the way that the brain processes information, which results in messages not being properly or fully transmitted. The term dyspraxia comes from the word praxis, which means 'doing, acting'. Dyspraxia affects the planning of what to do and how to do it. It is associated with problems of perception, language and thought.

 

Dyspraxia is thought to affect up to ten per cent of the population and up to two per cent severely. Males are four times more likely to be affected than females. Dyspraxia sometimes runs in families. There may be an overlap with related conditions.

 

Other names for dyspraxia include Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD), Perceptuo-Motor Dysfunction, and Motor Learning Difficulties. It used to be known as Minimal Brain Damage and Clumsy Child Syndrome.

 

Statistically, it is likely that there is one child in every class of 30 children. We need to make sure that everyone understands and knows how best to help this significant minority.

[Guest simon]

Where the fuck is that from!?

 

It was a Drama about a funeral director i think i think. Or it may be that doenton abbey thing.

[Whelan]

Developmental dyspraxia is an impairment or immaturity of the organisation of movement. It is an immaturity in the way that the brain processes information, which results in messages not being properly or fully transmitted. The term dyspraxia comes from the word praxis, which means 'doing, acting'. Dyspraxia affects the planning of what to do and how to do it. It is associated with problems of perception, language and thought.

 

Dyspraxia is thought to affect up to ten per cent of the population and up to two per cent severely. Males are four times more likely to be affected than females. Dyspraxia sometimes runs in families. There may be an overlap with related conditions.

 

Other names for dyspraxia include Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD), Perceptuo-Motor Dysfunction, and Motor Learning Difficulties. It used to be known as Minimal Brain Damage and Clumsy Child Syndrome.

 

You have basically just described one of the annoying bitches who I work with!

[Guest simon]

You have basically just described one of the annoying bitches who I work with!

Im all of it but not movement. Like i said if anything is gonna stop me becoming a great Chef its this. I am gonna see about getting it sorted though.

[Chocoholic]

Simon, you need to get your translator to work again.

 

Idiots if he went to Madrid hed be classed at one Juventus he cant because Maradonna is aloud in Italy.

 

This was particularly baffling to decipher. It broke Google

[Guest simon]

Simon' date=' you need to get your translator to work again.

 

 

 

This was particularly baffling to decipher. It broke Google[/quote']

 

Haha thats basicly saying him going to Madrid would make him a mercenery and if he went Juve Maradona wouldnt be able to go and see him.

[Funkasy]

dyspraxia? sounds like some sort of under water dinosaur.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Yeah, its where you can't coordinate actions, and execute directions and stuff...

 

Essentially, he'd be like, at work, with a chopping knife, prepping some veggies, and then chop his hand off, and pick up an ice cream cone and call the ambulance with it.

That is the funniest thing i seen in ages .

[Joe Le Taxi]

I have Dyspraxia. Hope this helps.

[Wor Horse]

Yeah, its where you can't coordinate actions, and execute directions and stuff...

 

Essentially, he'd be like, at work, with a chopping knife, prepping some veggies, and then chop his hand off, and pick up an ice cream cone and call the ambulance with it.

 

Quality. Can't rep, someone do the honours.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Done.

[Guest simon]

And what you said lance is very insulting.

[Dr.Filth]

Where the fuck is that from!?

 

 

X2. That's one of the greatest things I've ever seen on the internet!!

[Malarkey]

[Vivaldo]

 

lol that is a damn funny clip - you need some rep for that

[Ian Sea]

Slightly off (new) topic, but am I the only one who thinks Aguero is over rated? Good player but hardly the Second Coming that some seem to think he is. Tevez is far better for me.

[Joe Le Taxi]

[The Acolyte]

 

Who needs hairties, really?

 

Whose that marvelous creature?

[Unrighteous]

X2. That's one of the greatest things I've ever seen on the internet!!

 

Is it really? I've seen it before, I know it, but I can't place it... and I don't think X2 is right.

[William_Ulsterman]

That is the funniest thing i seen in ages .

 

yeah but wouldn't he call the Fire Brigade instead?

[Guest simon]

I know what it is its a Drama about a CSI either C4 or ITV The CSI is meant to be shit hot and very smarmy.