*Shakes head* Everton again.

[an tha]

I feel a song coming on:

 

Oh I never more like singing the blues when Liverpool win and Everton lose. You got me singing the blues...

Oh everton....

[Aventus]

Only 7 points off the bottom 3 with 9 games left. BELIEVE.

5 of those are away from home, so they won't be winning those, and two of the home games are against us and City, and they won't be winning those either.

 

[Harry Squatter]

Burnley up next Saturday lunchtime. That will be a fantastic advert for the Premier League. They won't win that.

[Harry Squatter]

Only 7 points off the bottom 3 with 9 games left. BELIEVE.

It would be hilarious if it happened. This year especially as they were due to overtake us with all their boss summer signings.

[manwiththestick]

Tell you what, going off their away form and the games they have left, it's not impossible if the teams below start picking up points.

[an tha]

They are shite but they aren't shite enough to go down - they will get to 40 pts easily

[dockers_strike]

Haha just seen the result Troy Deeney what a hero. Sarcasm alert.

[magicrat]

United by a mutual loathing of Allardyce, 

[Anubis]

They're all going off on one because Samuel has thrown the team under a bus again, in his interview. I think he's doing it deliberately now.

[Elite]

Alladyce could get Barcelona relegated and still think it's the players fault.

[Anubis]

They appear to be offended by the reception Evra got today, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with them.

[magicrat]

They're all going off on one because Samuel has thrown the team under a bus again, in his interview. I think he's doing it deliberately now.

 

He'll  be looking for the exit now.  All the usual signs ; said he wants to stay beyond the end of the season, makes substitutions he knows will enrage fans and wind up Rooney, then throwing them under a bus,  Tactics are dogshit as well and boring the arse off everyone, 

Marquee signing is a complete dud and can't play if its a bit chilly.May as well have "pay me off" tatooed on his fat head.  

[Jockey]

I think he could get away with 'this was a mistake and I think we need to go our separate ways at the end of this season because I fucking hate the fans ' on his forehead.

[an tha]

They appear to be offended by the reception Evra got today, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with them.

They don't care what the red shite say...

[Johnlj]

I like Allardyce, I really do. I can't help it, I hope he stays for a long time a baskes in all the blue glory. 

[magicrat]

I think he could get away with 'this was a mistake and I think we need to go our separate ways at the end of this season because I fucking hate the fans ' on his forehead.

 

There's enough room for that

[sir roger]

BBC saying their best attacking moment was in stoppage time when Pickford 'caused some chaos' after coming up for a corner.

[Anubis]

Apparently, Pickford has more attempts on goal than Tosun.

[Aventus]

They appear to be offended by the reception Evra got today, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with them.

Proxy war, after the Holgate incident they need something to get behind.

[TheHowieLama]

They appear to be offended by the reception Evra got today, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with them.

 

Good

[JagSquared]

Ouch! They're not pulling any punches but "?Die Allardyce, die!" is a real low point.

No that’s German for “the allardyce, the”

[Dr Nowt]

I’m not sure exactly when it was that my feelings of pure loathing for Fat Sam started to change. After Newcastle, certainly...it was delicious to watch as he and his big-time manager fantasies got roasted on a spit like the fucking pig he is.

 

Probably it was after Venkys chicken fired him and installed that human scotch egg in his place, emasculating the previous version of Sam and turning a hideous, thin-skinned turd into a pathos-drenched comedy character, impossible to tell apart from the infamous Twatter account.

 

As he circled the drain of lower level Premier League clubs and became an ever-greater self-parody, “out-tactic-ing” The Special Cunt, laughing in the face of that Swansea fanny and dancing to Rihanna in Ibiza all amped up on e’s and gravy, with various amusing GIFs of him in circulation, I started to hope and pray he got the England job. For someone absolutely willing both them and him to publicly shit all over their own feet, to inevitable mass tabloid outrage from that utter pack of cunts who report on the national team, I was sure it would be the perfect marriage. I knew he had it in him to serve me up some top-level comedy, and wanted the FA to give him licence to go out there and express himself in a way which helped that Henry Winter prick develop a stomach ulcer.

 

As it transpired he managed to take the laughs further than I dared dream...knocking the ball out of the park with his own wang by getting caught with trotters stuffed inside the till AND ripping the piss out of Hodgson on camera, barely having had time to set the password on ‘Big Sam’s Office’. Sacked after one game, in total disgrace! Couldn’t get better from there, he’d maxed out in the popularity stakes where I’m concerned. The circle was complete; journey from hate-figure to comedy hero in the bag.

 

But Samuel wasn’t finished with me yet. Saving the very best til last, he’s off to the blues in his twilight years, driving the best comedy show football’s produced since Moyes’ smash hit season at United. If he gets them relegated, all the while blustering how it’s everyone else’s fault and playing football that would shame even Gollum, Allardyce will have done the once impossible and become arguably my favourite figure in football.

 

Hilarious individual who was absolutely born (not manufactured) to manage those delusional, paper-skinned, ludicrous bellends. And he’s doing it with little Sammy Lee, Liverpool legend no less, inside the Goodison inner sanctum as this all plays out to their signature sound of howling anger and spilt bile.

 

They must be fucking terrified right now, knowing they would never, ever live it down. And rightly so.

[Harry Squatter]

Wonder if anyone in the history of the universe has earned an easier 6m than Sam Allardyce.

 

He hasn't uttered any of their soundbites or anti redshite stuff so clearly doesn't get them.

 

I hope they give him another season and 200m of Moshis millions in the summer.

 

Either that or they get Pardew, Moyes, Hughes or Marco Silva

[niallers]

Imagine being one of their younger generation now. You've never seen a period of any type of success. You have an illustrious neighbour who play infinitely better ball than they EVER did. Said illustrious neighbour seems to be on the cusp of doing something great, playing super football and you have fat Sam and his pony and trap tactics and the only thing you have to look forward to is if neighbour loses. It's a wonder they all don't fuck themselves off the nearest bridge.

[Harry Squatter]

After this season they aren't going to attract any decent players unless they pay them an absolute fortune and they aren't arsed about winning anything for the rest of their career.