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melons Grand Master

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Honest answer?

 

 

No.

 

No way? I don't think i've hit on anyone here in like a month, maybe two? (I said here, twitter doesn't count. x)

 

Sex Mong, I should point out that melons just wants to know if you are worth clubbing over the head, getting dragged to her campsite cave in North Wales, and tied up in anticipation of some fun and games. But then you've been lurking here long enough to realise that yourself. And given your name, you are probably well up for that.

 

Summer's on the way, i need to plan my weekends.

 

 

I see myself more of a lurker but now and then come out of the shadows like a cunning weasel and STRIKE with a witty/knowledgable repertoire..

 

Anyone else find that there are familiar names that pop up that don't post often but you instantly recognise?

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Strong, silent type - nothing to see here. 

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This.   Must say I feel humbled to have made this thread after a mere decade of lurking!

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To be fair, you've fucking nailed it. You're only problem is, you're first now. 

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melons Grand Master

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Does the rep you sent me not count then???

 

Reps count but it's supposed to be a secret. I've been trying the subtle approach and it's not worked too well, i'm hardly getting pity repped these days and when I'm bellow Trumo on the rep list thingy it damages my fragile ego even more.

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Reps count but it's supposed to be a secret. I've been trying the subtle approach and it's not worked too well, i'm hardly getting pity repped these days and when I'm bellow Trumo on the rep list thingy it damages my fragile ego even more.

 

Subtle doesn't really work with me, I've lost out with many a woman due to my total inability to tell whether they are interested or not. I put it down to the fact I'm so sweet and innocent.*

 

I tried to rep you the other day but it says I have to spread before I can give it to you again.

 

*some or all of this statement may be untrue.

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Remmie Grand Master

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Check out the tag I'm lurking right now, from "Bubble" (But not Bubbles). Exemplary.

 

Sorry Silvah and Johan Cruyff, but I don't consider you lurkers with 3 figure post count. I, like Melons, also recognise your handle.

 

Sex Mong is well on his/her way to being a regular wrong 'un and an artist formally known as a lurker. I think the highest quality lurkers will read this thread, post nothing and lurk off into the distance.

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Reps count but it's supposed to be a secret. I've been trying the subtle approach and it's not worked too well, i'm hardly getting pity repped these days and when I'm bellow Trumo on the rep list thingy it damages my fragile ego even more.

 

She likes to be on top. What can I say?

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Juniper Grand Master

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Winner, any chance of you forwarding details? Please? x

 

Well considering he's denying knowing me I can now review this request, maybe even chuck in a photo and the address of his local pub.

 

Meaning you'll be able to kidnap for this hombre for an evening of passion at your every whim, starting this weekend.

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