SUAREZ and CARROLL song

[Trucker Paddy]

Taken from Rawk

 

To the tune of "row, row, row the boat"

 

Raul, Raul, Raul the Red

He's bald and Portugese

Meireles, Meireles, Meireles, Meireles

Score a goal for me.

[Sut]

Oh Carrol, Was Kenny a fool? Mike Ashley let you goto Liverpool.... 35 Million, Seems like an Awful Lot, Oh Caroll you better take a shot, Caroll there will never be another, like Torres. Lets beat the Chelski and show them what you've got.

 

That sounds like somebody who has recently been dumped. How about putting some words to Take That's Back for good?

[Carvalho Diablo]

His arm band sez he is a Red - why aye, why aye

Yer a right, divvun canny lass, he said - why aye, why aye

Arl part yer flaps then knock yer oot,

Wor Andy Carrolls oot n' aboot

Andy Carroll is Liverpool's number 9

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Adams Family tune...

 

Our Uruguayan's mental,

Strike force experimental,

His smile extremely dental,

That Suarez, he's for me.

 

De-ne-ne-ne CLAP, CLAP

De-ne-ne-ne CLAP, CLAP

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat....

[Antynwa]

Just do the byker grove song

 

ANDY ANDY ANDY CARROLL

 

DO DO DO DO DO DO

[Wor Horse]

We need a song for Pepe. I though the All we are saying.... worked well during the Yanks out protests so what about:

 

All we are sayingggggggggggg is Pepe is scouseeeee/bosssssss

[Lex Anderfield]

This is obviously for Andy Carroll, to the tune of the Barry Manilow belter Oh Mandy...

 

When you shoot and you score it's breathtaking

whether home or away, oh Andy

Hit the net and the Kop it starts shaking

We need you today, oh Andy

[ReddOrDedd]

Taken from Rawk

 

To the tune of "row, row, row the boat"

 

Raul, Raul, Raul the Red

He's bald and Portugese

Meireles, Meireles, Meireles, Meireles

Score a goal for me.

 

I'd like to rep you for that, but 'need to spread the love'. Repped in my mind, anyway.

[Safety]

We need the Jaws theme tune every time Suarez touches the ball!

[fowler9]

he's big

he's red

he's off his fucking head

Andy Carroll

[Gav]

Need songs for Reina and Lucas badly

 

 

To the Tune of Macerena

 

Comes from Spain and is boss at saving pennos

Comes from Spain and is boss at saving pennos

Comes from Spain and is boss at saving pennos

HEY PEPE REINA

[fowler9]

I thought we should have a Lucas song to the tune of" I'm a believer"

 

Oh, then he won his place, he's Lucas Leiva

not much pace, but a great find

I'm in love, oh Lucas Leiva

if you ever leave here then i'd cry

 

sure someone else can do better!

[shapa]

To the tune of the ending of Full metal jacket:

 

s-u-a-r-e-z suarez

he play fair and he work hard

and were in harmony

S-u-a-r-e-z suarez

 

Suarez, suarez!

Suarez, suarez!

Forever let us hold our scarves

high, high, high

 

Opposition from far and near

you're as welcome as can be

s-u-a-r-e-z suarez

 

who's the striker of the club

that is made for you and me?

s-u-a-r-e-z suarez

 

who is wearing number seven

prowdly as he should?

s-u-a-r-e-z suarez

 

Suarez, suarez!

Suarez, suarez!

Forever let us hold our scarves

high, high, high

[Turkish Delight]

This came to me this morning and while it's been stuck in my head may not be as good as I first thought. However opinions are welcome!

 

To the tune of the chorus of Black Velvet Band by the Dubliners

 

Our number nine is a hardman

The best forward in the whole land

With hair slunk over his shoulder

Tied up with a black velvet band

 

Could follow it up with a simple Carroll clap clap clap

 

Not sure how to embed Youtube vids but the tune can be seen here: YouTube - The Dubliners - Black Velvet Band