Eurovision 2010

[Steve Holt]

 

Someone rep this man for me.

[RobbieOR]

It would have bene gas if Israel had of gave 12 to Germany.

[Xherdan]

I think the eurovision should look at making it ilegal to vote for any neighboring countries.

[Kurt]

Did anyone seriously manage to listen through the whole of that show? Seriously?? I can see the comedy value, but even the comedy fades only lasts a few songs...

 

I have only heard the norwegian song, and hearing it just once made me want to first kill the singer and then myself, so I stayed well away from this load of crap.

[Steve Holt]

Hotties of 2010

 

Armenia - Eva Rivas

 

 

 

Azerbaijan - Safura Alizadeh

 

 

 

Georgia - Sopho Nizharadze

 

 

Germany - Lena Meyer-Landrut

 

 

 

Moldova - Olia Tira (With SunStroke Project)

 

 

 

Portugal - Filipa Azevedo

 

 

Romania - Paula Seling

 

 

 

Ukraine - Alyosha

 

 

[Newport]

I can't wait to see Eurovision in Germany. If we thought this year was a charisma void...

 

Harsh. That's just the way us Nogs are.

 

At least we didn't finish last...

 

Oh and Belgium finishing that high. WTF?!

[Red Mist]

Yet again the Europeans conspire to ridicule the UK. I don't know if our representative was crap or not, chances are that he was, but I do know the other European countries don't give a shit about the quality of the performance. They just want to grasp any opportunity to knock the UK.

It's time we fucked off this shit contest. Every year it's the same fucking thing. Friendly countries and neighbours voting for one another, regardless of the quality of the performance.

And we mugs in the UK pay more than any other country to keep this crap going. We should pull out and let the Eastern Europeans run the show... if they can afford it.

[Steve Holt]

Our representative was entirely shite. He was utterly devoid of anything. He was a decent singer. But the song was terrible. It serves us right for giving the job to Pete fucking Waterman.

 

Honestly I wanted France to win. The song is their World Cup song and it felt every bit the upbeat, happy, football festival tune. And the guy was having a fucking ball on stage.

[Josef Svejk]

Yet again the Europeans conspire to ridicule the UK. I don't know if our representative was crap or not, chances are that he was, but I do know the other European countries don't give a shit about the quality of the performance. They just want to grasp any opportunity to knock the UK.

It's time we fucked off this shit contest. Every year it's the same fucking thing. Friendly countries and neighbours voting for one another, regardless of the quality of the performance.

And we mugs in the UK pay more than any other country to keep this crap going. We should pull out and let the Eastern Europeans run the show... if they can afford it.

 

[Faustus]

The Germans were the biggest cunts in Europe 70 years ago so there's at least hope for us in 70 years time...

[acks]

I think we're being a bit sensitive, our song was just incredibly shit, we did quite decent when the girl in the sugababes represented us.

[sir roger]

The Germans were the biggest cunts in Europe 70 years ago so there's at least hope for us in 70 years time...

 

It says a fair bit about the popularity of the UK around Europe in that it was announced that 43% of Germany's votes came from people who had grandmothers raped by their soldiers in WW2, but felt more warmth towards them than us.

[Section_31]

I find it interesting that - because of the 'Greek crisis', Germany now effectively owns and dictates economic and domestic policy in Southern Europe. Why did we even bother? Insert whistleing smiley face here.

[RJ Fan club]

I find it interesting that - because of the 'Greek crisis', Germany now effectively owns and dictates economic and domestic policy in Southern Europe. Why did we even bother? Insert whistleing smiley face here.

 

Now is the time to fuck the Greeks over for some more treasures I reckon.

 

Firstly I'd offer the Elgin Marbles for the price of the German Bail out, then when they hit upon the idea of selling off shit, I'd turn the Parthenon into a drive thru Wimpy.

[Section_31]

Now is the time to fuck the Greeks over for some more treasures I reckon.

 

Firstly I'd offer the Elgin Marbles for the price of the German Bail out, then when they hit upon the idea of selling off shit, I'd turn the Parthenon into a drive thru Wimpy.

 

I'm waiting for them to suggest building a dam and draining the Mediterranean to turn it into farmland like in Man in the High Castle.

[joeyk]

Yet again the Europeans conspire to ridicule the UK. I don't know if our representative was crap or not, chances are that he was, but I do know the other European countries don't give a shit about the quality of the performance. They just want to grasp any opportunity to knock the UK.

It's time we fucked off this shit contest. Every year it's the same fucking thing. Friendly countries and neighbours voting for one another, regardless of the quality of the performance.

And we mugs in the UK pay more than any other country to keep this crap going. We should pull out and let the Eastern Europeans run the show... if they can afford it.

 

Remember Gina G ? Lovely girl, two other female dancers on stage, short skirts. Hotter than hot. We didn't win, and that was donkeys years ago. Fuck them judges, saps. I would drink Gina's bath water even today...We can start a campaign to reform Bucks Fizz if you're really that bothered ? I'm in. Never say die though. Chin up.

[Guest The Chimp]

Gina G. Little Aussie minx she was.

 

 

ooh ahh, just a little bit

ooh ahh, a little bit more

ooh ahh, just a little bit

you're the monkey

i've been looking for

 

ooh ahh, just a little bit

ooh ahh, a little bit more

ooh ahh, just a little bit

come on Chimpy

je t'adore

 

:whoops:

[Carvalho Diablo]

Our representative was entirely shite. He was utterly devoid of anything. He was a decent singer. But the song was terrible. It serves us right for giving the job to Pete fucking Waterman.

 

 

We've played the simpering, pop spastic game and been totally fucked off, so let's change the tune : get on the phone to fucking Lemmy and get fuckin Motorhead to blow the fuckin doors off this thing.

 

Iron Fist at the fuckin Hun ? I Like it.

[Red Mist]

Remember Gina G ? Lovely girl, two other female dancers on stage, short skirts. Hotter than hot. We didn't win, and that was donkeys years ago. Fuck them judges, saps. I would drink Gina's bath water even today...We can start a campaign to reform Bucks Fizz if you're really that bothered ? I'm in. Never say die though. Chin up.

Who can forget? Best legs ever seen on that contest. Pity she was actually an Aussie, guess the European voters held that against her.

[Trumo]

We've played the simpering, pop spastic game and been totally fucked off, so let's change the tune : get on the phone to fucking Lemmy and get fuckin Motorhead to blow the fuckin doors off this thing.

 

Iron Fist at the fuckin Hun ? I Like it.

 

If we continue to have Pop Idol style auditions for this, we'll continue to have Pop Idol style simpering shite representing the UK. Wasn't it just a few years ago where the UK had 2 tuneless cheerleader types who ended up getting fuck all (English for "nul points")?

[Carvalho Diablo]

If we continue to have Pop Idol style auditions for this, we'll continue to have Pop Idol style simpering shite representing the UK. Wasn't it just a few years ago where the UK had 2 tuneless cheerleader types who ended up getting fuck all (English for "nul points")?

 

Aye, I believe it was.

 

What about "Killed By Death", "Eat The Rich", or "Bomber" if the shoot out's in Dresden ?

 

See if yer fuckin Scorpions with their Winds of fuckin Change can match that.:wow:

[Steve Holt]

Fuck it

 

Ironman

 

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The Deutsch and the Scandanavians would fuckin eat it up.

[Fugitive]

This ticks all the Eurovision boxes...

 

Woeful Song - Check

Woeful Singers - Check

Woeful Dancing -Check

Woeful Costumes - Check

 

DEFINATE WINNER!!!

 

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[Xherdan]

I think TLW should have its own Eurovision.

[Trumo]

This ticks all the Eurovision boxes...

 

Woeful Song - Check

Woeful Singers - Check

Woeful Dancing -Check

Woeful Costumes - Check

 

DEFINATE WINNER!!!

 

GCPSh47gHz8

 

Any prizes for guessing what they do for a living?